Now, I believe it is firmly established beyond dispute that the boy known as Brooklyn – like his parents – is a copper bottomed cunt.
However, the fact that he has ‘fallen out’ with mummy and daddy has given this prick – and the rest of his family – the ‘news’ coverage and publicity they crave.
All families have their ups and downs. But it is typical of this lot to do it publicly and with a slobbering picking up scraps media in tow. I am sure that the Beckhams would sell the rights of a funeral to the press and TV.
As expected, there have been numerous call and response splashes across the gutter tabloids and also many TV and online outlets. ‘Brooklyn says this!’ ‘Beckham hits back!’ Neither side coming out as either dignified or likeable. But, this is the Beckhams we are talking about.
OK. his dad could play football a bit. But Brooklyn – like the rest of the family – has has no looks, charisma. talent or charm to speak of. Yet (again, like the others in his clan), he seems to rely on media attention and publicity like the rest of us rely on Oxygen to breathe. A duller, boring, grey, unattractive and more nondescript person you couldn’t (not) wish to meet. But because he is the offspring of the most publicity hungry couple in history, ‘Brookie’ is now part of the ridiculous media circus that he’s been going on ever since that horrendous woman turned up at Old Trafford that fateful day.
If he really despises his parents and what they stand for. If he also has no love for the media and all that shit, he should shun them and live his life quietly and away from it all. But I bet he won’t. Looking at who his parents are, attention seeking is in the blood.
Not surprisingly, the whole thing has been milked by all concerned. And, now it’s getting even more ludicrous. The ‘Wedding DJ’ had now stuck his oar in (getting well paid, no doubt). Who will be next? ‘Beckham Bin Man Spills The Beans!’ ‘I Saw Them Arguing Says Window Cleaner!’ Because, rest assured, this is not going to end any time soon.
The BBC, of course, see this blabbing DJ as newsworthy. Bloody hell…
Nominated by : Norman
Seconded by : W. C. Boggs
I endorse Norman’scunting, but surely the biggest cunt in that family of cunt has to be that silly old tart, Mother Victoria, who went as far as copyrighting all her children’s names. What a money grubbing piece of illiterate shit she is. With parents like Dave and Vicky, can the children really be blamed for turning out as they have. I do have a little sympathy – and understanding for Brooklyn – at least he has had the guts to point out what a grasping old whore she is. Vic and Dave – parents who prove that being an orphan isn’t such a bad idea:
I once worked on a service contract for a PR company, they had offices at Ranson Docks Battersea, The Beckhams had an entire floor of the complex and a small down stairs room for a dress maker.
I saw posh a couple of times, didn’t notice him, but all in all, fuck the celebrity status I was held in awe by the staff that seemed to have swapped politeness for importance due to a proxy association with someone they were milking.
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I worked on the fringes of the fashion trade and sampled the Beckham company. I voiced my opinion that she must be a real bitch to work for as she was wanting a meeting on a Sunday afternoon and needed my colour swatches there on the Saturday. My contact at the company, who I liked and respected a lot, told me that Victoria was really nice and as it was London Fashion Week or something working Sunday afternoon was not a problem.
Just don’t believe everything you read in the press.
Good Morning
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The BBC see these cunts as newsworthy, Restore Britain say they will defund the BBC.
That alone sold it for me.
Good morning all.
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Fuck me and they are only a day old!
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I gather Brooklyn is so called because the skeleton was in Brooklyn when she discovered she was pregnant.
For the same reason my kids are called Gateshead and Whitley Bay.
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Had Mrs Twatt and I known Whitley Bay was going to grow into such a tall lad we’d have called him Newbiggin.
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I think there is less graffiti in the borough of brooklyn, than on that half-wits body.
I suppose you can be a gobby twat when your wife is the daughter of a billionaire..
I noticed that infected testicle Gordon Ramsey sticking his oar in recently..
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Vic was told the other day her two other sons (Romeo and Cruz – whatever that means) have an Oedipus complex. She was astounded and said “Oedipus, schneedepus, what does it matter as long as they love their mother?”
It’s the way I tell them
Seriously though Brooklyn has balls, more than the other two.
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What a spoilt little twat.
His dad worked his toes to the bone kicking a ball around twice a month to give him the life of luxury hes accustomed to.
His poor mam went without so he thrived,
Taking roles in Jason and the Argonauts and standing in Steptoes living room just to earn a crust.
An his brides a fuckin mardarse too.
“Nobody is looking at me for 2 minutes!!
Waaaa!!!
Just hike up your skirt and let the dog see the rabbit.
Send him to bed without his soy latte.
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What the thick as pigshit little dork doesn’t get is that his missus is just using him to piss off Daddy.
As soon as the novelty of having a bit of rough wears off, the thick cunt will be out on his arse and effectively penniless.
At least he’ll have his vast talents as a photographer, a chef and a league division three footballer to fall back on.
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Photographer.
Lens cap on the first ten.
Blurry thumb on the next 5
Double exposure on the next 5.
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It’s actually worse than that. You should see his book of photography.. It’s laughable.
I’ve seen a five year old do better with an iPad.
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O/T, careful with the pak/ insults you will be accused of islamaphobia..🇵🇰💩
https://www.gbnews.com/news/free-speech-britain-muslim-blasphemy-laws-hamit-coskun-koran-burn-high-court-ruling
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As for Beckham’s..how can do little talent amass so much money..🤔
This phenomenon is often seen, people with obvious lack of talent, skill, intelligence end up with good jobs, positions.
From my experience they excell at being creeps and sucking up to people they can use.
In other words fucking awful cunts..!
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15562963/More-70-boat-migrants-awarded-compensation-totalling-500-000-phones-seized-human-rights-brached.html
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Ir will be a few hundred quid for the migrants and the rest for the lawyers.
All 70 cunts should be put back in the boat then came in on and told to fuck off.
This PM and the Suntan kid should be publicly flogged
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If my dad had been an arsehole and had a gushing tribute like this printed about him (the fucking liar, so un-self-aware), I would like brooklyn, have told him to fuck off:
https://www.countrylife.co.uk/nature/it-makes-me-feel-as-if-ive-done-a-good-job-as-a-father-and-that-i-did-the-right-thing-in-wanting-us-to-have-a-house-here-david-beckham-on-why-the-countryside-matters-so-much-to-him-and-his-family
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The only thing of interest that caught my eye, W. C. Boggs, was the painting by Gustav Klimt.
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David was a decent footballer but wasn’t a dribbling. Bet he now regrets not letting the little spermatozoa (sounds like a player) dribble down his legs.
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Publicity? The only interest I would have in them, is if the were abducted by aliens.
It’s Monday morning and the sun is blazing.
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Is it fuck!!!
Pissing it down.
Fake news.
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Where i do feel a little sympathy is Brooklyns wedding going wrong.
Its a big day, one to cherish.
We had similar issues.
On the way to the registry office the horse threw a shoe and i was 20 minutes late.
Missus Miserable had ordered a beautiful dress from Primark
But it wasnt ready!!
She was very upset.
Luckily shes only little so we had to get a dress from the Disney store,
Ariel the little mermaid.
And the caterer had overcooked the chips.
Gravy was ok though.
Still best day of my life.
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At first glance I thought the photo of babbling brook was a woman. Meant to say earlier that his father wasn’t a dribbler.
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No but i suspect Brooklyn is…
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What a god awful existence the Beckham’s must live in.
Forget the money and adulation for a moment and look at the abject shallowness of everything they do.
Every aspect of their lives is viewed by themselves as a commodity with a price tag.
Getting married, having kids, living in a flash London townhouse, buying a property in the countryside and a family bust up. They know full well the papers, gossip mags and the BBC will lap it up.
For publicity and financial gain, obviously.
And when some odious friend, like Gordon fucking Ramsey, spills the beans to the Sun, you just sense it’s got their dabs all over it.
No wonder their son is fucked up after being brought up in that kind of circus.
Apparently Dave and Skeletor are devastated by it all.
I reckon they’d be even more devastated if the press got bored of it.
The cunts!
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Dave and Vicky have a decent size house in Holland park. I know exactly where they live. 😁
Sadly, no amount of encouragement has got the dog to piss up their front steps though. But he does still like to shit up Robbie William’s wall on a regular basis (Sorry Robbie. it’s not personal).
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Call me heartless if you will, but I couldn’t give a tuppenny damn about any of the tribe. What does concern me however, is the number of the public who do; and further more also have a vote.
Mornin’ aahll.
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My reply would be, not giving a monkeys cuss.
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Chav scum with undeserved wealth.
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You just have to laugh. David’s facial expressions always make me think he doesn’t give a fuck and he’s only thinking about a move to one of his goals, whilst in a dream world.
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I have to confess I have watched the first two parts of the Netflix documentary on Victoria, now I never watch any of this sort of stuff but I did see a commentator say it was quite good.
The first thing to say is that I wouldn’t have recognised the young spice girl and I can see why Becks was attracted to her (she looked a right Slapper and a perfect WAG).
Her childhood was all about dance, performing, dressing up and she got into the spice girls after going to the auditions.
I think what I took from the program was that after all the fame of Spice Girls when they split she was just a WAG, ok for a while but she wanted something of her own, so fashion.
She comes across quite well and doesn’t hold back on giving herself criticism.
As for the Brooklyn, he seems that he has tried a few things and given up so has found a new mummy to look after him 😂
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I’ll get mi coat
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The acronym of the grammatically correct Wives or Girlfriends, isn’t hallowed.
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These former Spice Girls, with the exception of Mel C, seem to have fallen on their arses a bit lately.
Perhaps there’s a bit of a curse.
Geri’s F1 boss husband has been sacked for being a cunt (allegedly).
Scary spice keeps ending up in abusive relationships, and for the life of her, cannot find a common denominator.
Emma Bunton is a w@g socket, so picking up an intelligent black millionaire is difficult, and she’s reduced to judging tv talent shows.
And now Vicky has all this shit going on.
It couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of shrieking old bikes.
Fuck ‘em!
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Whoops. In moderation. I’ll try again.
These former Spice Girls, with the exception of Mel C, seem to have fallen on their arses a bit lately.
Perhaps there’s a bit of a curse.
Geri’s F1 boss husband has been sacked for being a cunt (allegedly).
Scary spice keeps ending up in abusive relationships, and for the life of her, cannot find a common denominator.
Emma Bunton is a dark key socket, so picking up an intelligent black millionaire is difficult, and she’s reduced to judging tv talent shows.
And now Vicky has all this shit going on.
It couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of shrieking old bikes.
Fuck ‘em!
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Please bin my original, admin.
Apologies.
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Given two tier’s hatred of free speech I wish he would ban the press (all of them) from reporting on the beckhams and Brooklyn’s spoilt rich daddy’s tart. Plus also that awful harry and markle harpy and numerous other celebrities who love to grace the inside pages with whatever trivial mundane life events to rest of us just get on with.
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Fuck me someone had better write this one up.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/02/16/small-boat-migrants-compensation-phones-sim-cards/
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High blood pressure, coronries, frothing at mouth, burst blood vessels, it could prove fatal, for me anyway.
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Just wondering if I can take similar action against my old school, the amount of shit they nicked off me!
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These Beckham cunts represent the worst of British.
Instead of chasing a knighthood, Dave could have improved his reputation no end if he’d put in the hours beating up his sons and selling his offensive wife to one of his despotic Arab mates.
And Vicky’s a right gloomy cunt an all. I’m sure if I’d managed to amass a fortune, despite being totally talentless, I’d be grinning like Diane Abbott at a free All-You-Can-Eat’ fried chicken event.
Frankly I’ve seen more attractive dogshit.
The worst thing about the Beckhams, apart from her singing, his tattoos, her fashion-sense, looks, their greed and her relentless self promotion, is their legacy: a new breed of hyper cunts, who through a diabolical mixture of genes are destined to torment and infuriate the public for yet another generation.
Best we can hope for is that they follow the Geldof children’s excellent example and take to hard drugs in a serious way.
That said, I do have a modicum of respect for the boy, fucking off his parents public like that.
Mind you, naming their kid Brooklyn and then trademarking his name should have been more than enough for him to ring Childline.
I mean, did we trademark Placenta Baker, our daughter’s name? Did we fuck!
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