Now, I believe it is firmly established beyond dispute that the boy known as Brooklyn – like his parents – is a copper bottomed cunt.
However, the fact that he has ‘fallen out’ with mummy and daddy has given this prick – and the rest of his family – the ‘news’ coverage and publicity they crave.
All families have their ups and downs. But it is typical of this lot to do it publicly and with a slobbering picking up scraps media in tow. I am sure that the Beckhams would sell the rights of a funeral to the press and TV.
As expected, there have been numerous call and response splashes across the gutter tabloids and also many TV and online outlets. ‘Brooklyn says this!’ ‘Beckham hits back!’ Neither side coming out as either dignified or likeable. But, this is the Beckhams we are talking about.
OK. his dad could play football a bit. But Brooklyn – like the rest of the family – has has no looks, charisma. talent or charm to speak of. Yet (again, like the others in his clan), he seems to rely on media attention and publicity like the rest of us rely on Oxygen to breathe. A duller, boring, grey, unattractive and more nondescript person you couldn’t (not) wish to meet. But because he is the offspring of the most publicity hungry couple in history, ‘Brookie’ is now part of the ridiculous media circus that he’s been going on ever since that horrendous woman turned up at Old Trafford that fateful day.
If he really despises his parents and what they stand for. If he also has no love for the media and all that shit, he should shun them and live his life quietly and away from it all. But I bet he won’t. Looking at who his parents are, attention seeking is in the blood.
Not surprisingly, the whole thing has been milked by all concerned. And, now it’s getting even more ludicrous. The ‘Wedding DJ’ had now stuck his oar in (getting well paid, no doubt). Who will be next? ‘Beckham Bin Man Spills The Beans!’ ‘I Saw Them Arguing Says Window Cleaner!’ Because, rest assured, this is not going to end any time soon.
The BBC, of course, see this blabbing DJ as newsworthy. Bloody hell…
Nominated by : Norman
Seconded by : W. C. Boggs
I endorse Norman’scunting, but surely the biggest cunt in that family of cunt has to be that silly old tart, Mother Victoria, who went as far as copyrighting all her children’s names. What a money grubbing piece of illiterate shit she is. With parents like Dave and Vicky, can the children really be blamed for turning out as they have. I do have a little sympathy – and understanding for Brooklyn – at least he has had the guts to point out what a grasping old whore she is. Vic and Dave – parents who prove that being an orphan isn’t such a bad idea:
I once worked on a service contract for a PR company, they had offices at Ranson Docks Battersea, The Beckhams had an entire floor of the complex and a small down stairs room for a dress maker.
I saw posh a couple of times, didn’t notice him, but all in all, fuck the celebrity status I was held in awe by the staff that seemed to have swapped politeness for importance due to a proxy association with someone they were milking.
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The BBC see these cunts as newsworthy, Restore Britain say they will defund the BBC.
That alone sold it for me.
Good morning all.
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Fuck me and they are only a day old!
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I gather Brooklyn is so called because the skeleton was in Brooklyn when she discovered she was pregnant.
For the same reason my kids are called Gateshead and Whitley Bay.
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Had Mrs Twatt and I known Whitley Bay was going to grow into such a tall lad we’d have called him Newbiggin.
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I think there is less graffiti in the borough of brooklyn, than on that half-wits body.
I suppose you can be a gobby twat when your wife is the daughter of a billionaire..
I noticed that infected testicle Gordon Ramsey sticking his oar in recently..
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Vic was told the other day her two other sons (Romeo and Cruz – whatever that means) have an Oedipus complex. She was astounded and said “Oedipus, schneedepus, what does it matter as long as they love their mother?”
It’s the way I tell them
Seriously though Brooklyn has balls, more than the other two.
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What a spoilt little twat.
His dad worked his toes to the bone kicking a ball around twice a month to give him the life of luxury hes accustomed to.
His poor mam went without so he thrived,
Taking roles in Jason and the Argonauts and standing in Steptoes living room just to earn a crust.
An his brides a fuckin mardarse too.
“Nobody is looking at me for 2 minutes!!
Waaaa!!!
Just hike up your skirt and let the dog see the rabbit.
Send him to bed without his soy latte.
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What the thick as pigshit little dork doesn’t get is that his missus is just using him to piss off Daddy.
As soon as the novelty of having a bit of rough wears off, the thick cunt will be out on his arse and effectively penniless.
At least he’ll have his vast talents as a photographer, a chef and a league division three footballer to fall back on.
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Photographer.
Lens cap on the first ten.
Blurry thumb on the next 5
Double exposure on the next 5.
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O/T, careful with the pak/ insults you will be accused of islamaphobia..🇵🇰💩
https://www.gbnews.com/news/free-speech-britain-muslim-blasphemy-laws-hamit-coskun-koran-burn-high-court-ruling
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As for Beckham’s..how can do little talent amass so much money..🤔
This phenomenon is often seen, people with obvious lack of talent, skill, intelligence end up with good jobs, positions.
From my experience they excell at being creeps and sucking up to people they can use.
In other words fucking awful cunts..!
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15562963/More-70-boat-migrants-awarded-compensation-totalling-500-000-phones-seized-human-rights-brached.html
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If my dad had been an arsehole and had a gushing tribute like this printed about him (the fucking liar, so un-self-aware), I would like brooklyn, have told him to fuck off:
https://www.countrylife.co.uk/nature/it-makes-me-feel-as-if-ive-done-a-good-job-as-a-father-and-that-i-did-the-right-thing-in-wanting-us-to-have-a-house-here-david-beckham-on-why-the-countryside-matters-so-much-to-him-and-his-family
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David was a decent footballer but wasn’t a dribbling. Bet he now regrets not letting the little spermatozoa (sounds like a player) dribble down his legs.
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