The dullest cunt on earth, surely?
‘I thought I was talking to Charlie Hunnam and Nicky Byrne online – I handed over £250,000’
Yes, never mind cunts falling off cliffs taking selfies, driving round Iran to meet the locals, living in Afghanistan to educate the locals, smuggling drugs into Asian shitholes etc, here we have the ultimate moron:-
Jennifer Barton who had on-line relationships with the stars who apparently needed money. She sold her house and gave the fuckers £250 000 in total.
I admit that I havent a fucking clue who these ‘stars’ are but she apparently did.
Can any cunter find a more moronic fucker?
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Fuck me! how often do people get her to pull their finger?
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I’m assuming she’s now living in a vulnerable adult unit as she must have handed over her two braincells along with all her money.
What a weapons-grade muppet!
I’m unable to muster even an atom of sympathy.
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I love this nom. 😁
Like Jenny im convinced half of Hollyweird and popstars fancy me,
Difference being i dont send them hundreds of thousands.
I play hard to get. 👍
What a fuckin mitmot
Hahaha
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Mis,
I checked my junk mail recently, Gone are the days of random women asking me for no strings sex.
Its walk in baths, mobility aids, and caravan park holidays.
Cant wait for those A listers to start calling! (Nigerians have given up).
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😂👍
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The old order changeth giving place to new.
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You know you’re getting old when, like me, most of your junk mail is for Pure Cremation funeral plans.
I think I can feel a nomination coming on.
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That bloody pure cremation. When I was facing my possible demise a couple of years ago that was about the only thing on the hospital telly.
As for the nomination, fuck me these people live and breathe amongst us and have a vote. I always wondered how Starmer became Prime Minister.
Good Morning.
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on February 23, 2026 at 9:09 am Geordie Twatt said:
You know you’re getting old when, like me, most of your junk mail is for Pure Cremation funeral plans.
I think I can feel a nomination coming on.”
When they throw in a parker pen I will think about it.
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Parker Pens lost their quality after they stopped becoming an English Product. I saw one recently & it looked terrible. Michael Parkinson thieved the last decent batch, & that was a few years ago.
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There is a bunch of people out there who will waste any opportunity or bit of good luck they ever get. Nothing you can do for them. I guess for the sake of decency you just try to prevent them starving.
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I’ve been getting scammed since I was sixteen. It’s called taxes, you work hard and pay in, then some faceless cunt gives it to a inbred,savage pàki..
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Rather than where it should be spent Baz. I drove a sixty-mile round trip across the county yesterday.The roads are in a state which I would have expected to see in a third world shithole not so long ago with potholes now graduating into fucking tank traps. Strangely though there doesn’t seem to be any problem finding funds for chicanes and humps.
Vote Reform folks, stick it to the bastards.
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Dead right Barry. Even council tax is a piss take when local councils start the ” we support all sorts of scum” ye but not with my money. Cunts.
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Exactly Triton .
Since when were local councils given a mandate to form a foreign policy FFS 🤦♂️
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Those nominated recently seem suffering from cerebral shrinkage.
In the last few days we’ve had James Sheehy, Idiot mountaineers, Jason Blades and now this patsy with the negative IQ.
Is it possible for the human race regress any further?
I suppose Andrew Mountbraindead-Windsor proves that it is.
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Andrew Battenberg knows no better. He is a product of his birth and the lavish fawning of lackeys and lickspittles since day one of his existence.
Mangledbum should know better but developed into the lying treacherous gaylord he became (three times he was sacked from high office) and those that appointed the ‘Prince of darkness’ really should have known better.
As for this no-mark in the nom, well I’ve just shit away more brain cells than thing possessed. Feet first into a runaway nuclear fusion reactor core please.
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I put this down to all the molly coddling people get nowadays.
In days past sticking a live blackbird up your arse was a recognised cure for planetary dropsy. Lots of bleeding to let out the nasties and other such treatments. Dying like fucking flies only the lucky or tough survived. If one was a bit thick your chances of meeting the reaper were also much higher. All that hauling rocks to build huge cathedrals, digging in mines with a candle and a prayer. Every thing was hands on and potentially fatal. Now health and safety, NHS and so on even a fucking retard can survive and propagate their genes. Must be true according to my investigations we have more useless cunts per square kilometre than any other country in Europe. My country I weep for what was.
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reading the article, she has contacted solicitors who will attempt to reverse charge the recipient.
This will only work if the funds have remained in the account that she paid into, so good luck on that one.
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Don’t my sides are hurting 🤣… I’m sorry but you have got a grade ‘A’ moron here 😖 and I’m gutted I didn’t have the chance to ☎️ her before those other ‘stars’ shafted her one after the other FFS .. I’ll bet they’re gutted she wasn’t worth a couple of million 🤪…come on Leonardo give me that fucking phone it’s my turn for a dabble with the Muppet 😧 and I hope she didn’t do more than serve the morning tea within the NHS imagine if she was in charge of the meds 😩… don’t laugh at me,coz I’m a fool 🎶
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Actually when I think about it the amount of money I have invested in the promise of sex, I might not be in a position to comment on this nom without being guilty of gross hypocrisy😳
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” NHS worker Jennifer “. Lets hope she’s not in charge of anything more than a mop and bucket,
Even then,she ought to have supervision.
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I actually have a bit of sympathy for the woman. She is obviously incredibly lonely, which makes her vulnerable and therefore easy pickings for bounders and cads.
People like her are so desperate for a loving relationship or just any kind of recognition that they even exist, they’ll do very silly things. Up to and including flogging everything they own.
If you have ever been in a relationship with someone who has these personality traits, you’ll understand exactly how fragile they are.
I had a wonderful temporary relationship in Norwich with a sweet, thoughtful and kind woman who had just never met the right man.
When I had to move on to the next project, she offered to remortgage her house to buy me a Lotus and to live the rest of my life as a kept man.
I couldn’t do that to her. Because I’m not that kind of cunt.
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Did you keep her phone number?
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Id of asked for the cash value of the car.
Probably gave her a STD.
And shit in her handbag
You have to be cruel to kind.
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Sadly, no.
After I moved on to another job, we kind of drifted apart after a few months.
I can find pretty much anyone online within about 5 minutes, but I can’t find a single trace of her.
All I can see is that she sold her house in 2014.
I just hope that she is happy and being treated well.
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V, comendable.
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Odin I salute you sir.
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She was certainly a rare breed amongst women Odin. Most the women i have met are the total opposite and can’t wait to get their cheating hands on my hard earned
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People need to set their romantic assumptions a little lower.
I’d never assumed those money begging emails from Jennifer Aniston and Bella Hadid were genuine, but the one from Kerry Katona was.
£250 I sent her and she came round my house, did some cleaning and administered a wonderful blow job.
Result!
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O/T, A church in Southall burns down ” cause unknown”..🤔
https://www.gbnews.com/news/london-southhall-church-fire
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Regards the nom :
A fool and her money…!
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It was a halal fire, DS.
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I saw the photo and thought the nom was going to be about Rick Wakeman.
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Hahaha 😂
It is as well.
Uncanny
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Women are like children. We should have the Saudi legal system for dealing with them.
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Except not fun, funny or innocently cute, like children.
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This story reminds me of the Bernard Manning joke about David Beckham wearing a set of headphones which just has Posh’s voice on loop saying “Breathe in…now breathe out”
Does this woman need to be told not to stick her hand in a threshing machine as well? No doubt she’d be whining to the press about the stump that she has to live with given there were no warnings NOT to do it.
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Jenny is the reason KP have
May contain nuts
Printed on bags of peanuts.
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I think of Claudia Winkleman phoned and asked for a few thousand I would probably pay up.
Good morning, everyone.
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It’s some kind of hypnosis by proxy and some people are more prone to it than other’s. Women seem to fall for it because of their motherly instincts.
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The icing on the cake here would be someone setting up a gofundme or similar in her name then charging her a modest “release fee” for the raised funds and pocketing the lot.
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I have discovered the complete Rogues Gallery..
https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2024/07/martin-lewis-celebrity-scam-warning/
The wicked cunts,utterly shameless.
Good morning.
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Whilst the victim is a sad delusional muppet, the cunts that did the deed aren’t heroes or mater criminals, just scum.
“Oh he left the keys in his car, was asking for trouble.” Well yes, but that isn’t the crime that was committed, having the car nicked was the crime. The same with numpty in the nom.
Oh and she never mentioned it to any of her pals? ” I’m being phone shagged by a day time t.v. star”.
The only serum available for this is life, and learning from other’s mistakes.
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Hiya Jenny.
Wow!
You sure are a stunner!
Love the clopper pics you sent me.
Unfortunately I cant make your cats birthday party due to my aston Martin breaking down.
Theyre asking for 5grand to fix it.
But all my film royalties dont pay out till the end of the month.
Just wish there was a way….
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All pretend. She’s leading you to think of her vulnerability and will receive money from sympathisers, which leads to a chain of events for some crafty cunt to bag the lot.
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She is the Prince in Nigeria photo shopped, I knew it!!!
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Jenny from the block
Someone took the lot
Now she has a slot
Somewhere to rot
How sad, should have bought a hat
Or even a cat
Sit it on the mat
Ooops I think it shat.
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‘Er’s from Kiddy, ‘er am. Explains everything.
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My next door neighbour gave over £10000 to some cunt in Nigeria over the course of 18 months. She was under the impression that some actor with a big part in an American cop show had seen her on a dating site and fell in love with her.
Her only contact with the cunt was via what’s app never saw him, never spoke to him just what’s app. We all showed her that it was scam time but to no avail.
She was buying loads of Apple Card’s photographing the front and back and sending him the images. She also sent money via western Union. They were engaged. Not being particularly fond of the women I still assisted, explained how the scam works informed her that there are pictures in the media of said actor with his new girlfriend etc she replied that he had messaged her and warned her that all these fakes were coming out. I even showed her the account he was using was in Lagos not LA. No joy. I gave up, only last week I received an Amazon mis delivery for her address I thought it was some small spring washers I had ordered from Amazon so without looking at the address I opened the packet. Two £100 Apple Card’s then I saw the address so walked round shoved package through letter box and thought fuck me.
From now on I refer to the leader of the Green Party as Mr Pisofski as he is now an Islamist grade 1 (has no fucking clue what they do but might shift a few votes his way)
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I love to see these evil bastards get their comeuppance on karma, with the sketch of pinstripe suited wide-boys with pencil thin moustaches and filing their nails, whilst hovering over them with menacing looks.
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I worked with a middle aged woman who had a penchant for blokes with a touch of the tar. Prided herself for getting money out of blokes most her life until this happened.
Anyway. She met this Egyptian Abdul while on holiday there. When she came home he called her to say he needed £70,000 to finish his Uni Course and the stupid bint lent it to him . Funny but she never heard from him again.
Why is it when birds meet these shifty cunts on holiday they just throw all caution to the wind ?
I suppose with her it was a case of what goes around certainly ended up coming around
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The only real friends she had were those who put her up the duff, but assume no longer. Couldn’t be bothered to read how she had already landed on her feet, but this moment of relapse must be some kind of hypnotism, but I can’t put my finger on it.
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O/T but I just spotted this in the Torygraph. Someone in the Baftas audience with Tourettes shouted ‘Níggá’ last night when 2 melanins were on stage and it was broadcast live by Buggering British Children. It’s made my week.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/02/23/bbc-apologises-after-n-word-broadcast-at-baftas/
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