The yin and yang of international tourist drug addiction and an unusual yet pleasing response from the Far East..
“The night before her flight to Japan, Izabel Rose consumed the last of her large stash of ketamine with the genuine intention of having “one last hurrah”.
Daily use of the drug had started to seriously affect her health.
Crying and in pain, she thought she’d hit rock bottom and desperately hoped that during this month-long trip, she’d get clean.
But wait !!
It seems “lessons haven’t been learnt”..
She said: “As soon as I landed in Japan…I was on my phone, trying to source drugs.”
That decision, made in the grip of her ketamine addiction, put her in a Japanese prison for five months.”..
Izzy said she “can’t explain the fear” of finding Japanese police at her hotel door early in the morning, with a warrant to seize her phone and laptop.
She was interrogated for 24 hours and taken to the Osaka Detention Centre where she was prosecuted, and would then spend the following five months in solitary confinement.
For the first month she had a total communication ban, but that was eventually lifted because she fully complied with the prosecution process.
Even then, Izzy was not allowed phone calls. She could only write letters, which would take a month to send and another to receive a reply because they were translated and checked by the Japanese authorities.
So the Japs don’t fuck about then?
On the one hand you have a sobbing middle class English junkie….on the other the Jap police,who don’t give a fuck.
A tricky cunting for sure..junkies are cunts but the Imperial Japanese Army and their government were cunts of historical magnitude…
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Future green party politician in the making..let’s hope the jàps string her up by her thumbs.
Should be in prison for that hat alone.
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She must be disappointed not to live in Gorton or Denton.
She’d be out today voting for the Dental Hygiene Party, supporting their twin polices of free ketamine on the NHS and compulsory female genital mutilation,
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The silly bitch.
The Yellow Peril should of fed her to Godzilla.
Dizzy wont take the piss in future.
Banzaiiii!!!
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Here is tladitional sword to be use for to end your life for being dishonourable hoorigan junkie and blinging shame on your famiry. Here is also your last meal, noodles, a rittle bit rike your Wagamama, but not as good. Also, prease enjoy comptimentary Herro Kitty sticker.
Hai
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I’ve spent a fair few hours of my life in an alternate reality on ketamine, good fun when young and silly but cant quite see the appeal of doing it daily unless trying the Elon Musk-esque daily microdosing but even then, mushrooms would be more suitable.
Good for a morning at 5am at a festival or on the beach watching the sun come up as you watch yourself roll down a hill giggling, less good for international travel.
Besides being amusingly naive by importing it by post to a country with a functioning border (can blame coking from here as a sort of desensitization) rather than inside her fragrant stash hole, she was also fairly lucky it was Japan with clean prisons and regular meals rather than some of the less tolerant Eastern countries with prisons you may or may not survive.
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*coming
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That Japanese prison cell would be classed a luxury apartment in London and cost 2 million smackers. Which no doubt mummy and daddy could afford to buy for the thick,spoilt Sloane ranger.
Someone needs to fuck some sense into her.
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Dizzy makes poor life choices.
Taking animal tranquillisers
Being part of the London rave scene
“Raphael, would you like a disco biscuit?
Ok ya”
And going to japland
Then getting one of your goofy Huw Grant friends to mail you drugs.
No sympathy
I dont like druggies
I dont like japs
I dont like vets not having medicine for distressed horses.
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She should have gone to Mexico for her fix. I believe the Mexican drug scene is the epitome of peace and harmony.
Or how about Izzy and Josh going on a great adventure biking through Iran?
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Why all this whinging when some middle class Brit gets nicked and incarcerated in a foreign country?
There seems to be an expectation that they should instantly adopt our soft, soppy methods.
It’s their country, their rules, so don’t fuck about in the first place would be my advice.
Does anybody honestly believe that the Japs suddenly became cuddly, harmless, camera carrying tourists after August 1945?
Izzy should thank her lucky stars she wasn’t reenacting Tenko, the dozy bitch.
Anyway, at least she’s had the chance to play the victim, courtesy of ‘Our’ BBC.
And I bet, if she’s got a boyfriend, he’s called ‘Jonty’ or something equally as fucking ridiculous.
Fuck all sympathy from me, I’m afraid.
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So that was a waste of a good education then. Should be at home earning a living, paying her taxes to house her immo pals
Mornin all, and it could easily be mistaken for Spring.
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Spring indeed Triton. I was in Tesco’s yesterday and most people in there were dressed like the drivers in “Ice Road Truckers” when outside their cabs chaining up. In jeans and a t-shirt I was the most scantily dressed person in the store. And probably the oldest.
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It never ceases to amaze me, the arrogance and stupidity of twenty something middle class fuckwits..
To them, everything is an absolute hoot where the chances of being caught are miniscule and if they are, the local authorities will look kindly on them, because they’re British. Wrong! The local authorities will make an example of you.
The locals will grass you up.
There are enough of these cretins on death row in hellhole prisons all over Asia to remind everyone that international drug trafficking is a really shit idea .
it’s a shame Izzy didn’t try this shit in the Philippines, then we would never have to see her stupid fucking face ever again.
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She is stupid but not as stupid as that middle aged couple who were touring the world on a motorbike only to be sentenced to 10 years in an Iranian prison.
As always, their families are now demanding that HMG secure their release.
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Don’t see what she has to moan about…in the nippon nick she had her own gaff,no mithering cell mate after eenglissh muff,no slit eyed wing boss saying you pay me for pwotection or you feel my samurai blade on your neck,no contact allowed with other banzai warriors so no buck toothed ugly offering comfort time…now back in the smoke she can concentrate on future hooray Henrietta get togethers gushing over her new ticky tocky influencing…oooh izzy your so bwave
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Upon reflection I think there is a bit of class conscieness (sp?) going on with the language of reporting. Izzy Wizzy is not a lower working class junkie, she is a sustance abuse victim, just like on the street you become Alchy Malky, but in detached suberbia you just have a drink problem.
Plus anyone who insists on wearing her specs on her hat is a dork. Grow up, your nearly 30
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Fate stepped in to help cure the addiction, the rest is up to her.
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An American citizen tried to smuggle Heroin from Türkiye to the UK on a transfer flight.
He was caught mid transfer and prosecuted for said drugs, using a feeble defence that he did not intend to import into that country and was just transferring through.
Regardless he was convicted and imprisoned, but expressed a desire to continue to the UK on release where he had a girlfriend.
I believe his fire works were pissed on quite severely.
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The Japs should have converted the silly cunt into a “comfort girl”.
I don’t think it will take much to make them go full Banzai again.
Good morning.
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Gazing into my crystal ball, I foresee a future filled with bulky pee pants for Dizzy Izzy.
If you want to fuck your bladder up, Ketamine is an excellent choice.
The Japs should have put her with a jungle railway construction crew. 👍
Builds character.
Good.morning.
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Japan has it’s problems but poorly targeted and inadequate policing isn’t one of them. When our elder was living in Osaka at the age of eighteen she felt safer walking the streets at any time than if she had been walking in one of the villages round here.
Oh and when the Yanks left they had the sense to revert to driving on the left like all civilised nations.
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She had obviously not seen the classic Hammer documentary ‘The Camp on Blood Island’. Had she done so, she would not have gone anywhere near the shouty, buck-toothed mini people. Their feverish yellow brains are constantly thinking up new forms of torture. I suppose she was too busy filling herself with illicit substances to do any research into the local customs of the fiendish Land of the Rising Sun.
Good morning, everyone.
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I haven’t the foggiest idea who this drug addictive tart is. Shall see what you have for me, tomorrow.
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I notice she has 1999 Tattooed on her left arm. Does she have trouble remembering her date of birth? In my circle at her age our addiction was sex not horse tranquillisers.
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I captured a shit load of aminitrate once, liquid amphils they were, like a stink bomb but with gauze round the top.
when I say shit loads, I mean shit loads, I was even filling my zippo with the stuff, it burnt with a green flame and seemed to dissolve the flints, fucked my lighter up it did.
Fucking handy if you want to self induce a heart attack.
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Silly moo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Keep her locked up
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Considering where I used to live you will find humour in this.
On entry to Lagos Nigeria, There was a large sign that said “Drug trafficking is punishable by death”, and yes they did, they would take you and a few mates down to Bar beach tie you to poles in front of a stack of car tyres and shoot you.
I had a nice little wood carving of 3 soldiers and 3 convicts being shot that I bought on the beach (very medieval).
But back to the meat, in the west we view addicts as victims and not the problem, (a bit like care for criminals and not victims) so we waste time trying too rehabilitate with compassion.
Other countries don’t, its either non medicated cold turkey or fuck you and kill you, if you have that sort of habit be careful where you go, the locals may be ignored, but you stick out like a sore thumb and are an item of interest.
I think Midnight Express was a very educational book on this subject, unfortunately as people do not seem to read anymore it is probably overlooked or seen in film form.
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Comedy , cheer you all up..😂
https://youtube.com/shorts/SzybD0sbwnY?si=c8iUGkyvCf2jmvz9
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When Zak (call me Dave) Polanski is running the country she will be able to get coke and heroine legally in the UK, bet she can’t wait.
As for the nips, never trust anyone with slitty eyes and if porn is accurate jap birds make terrible squeaky noises when they are being rammed.
Mess with drugs in foreign lands and suffer the consequences, there is a film on Netflix at the moment called A prayer before dawn, based on a true store about the consequences of messing with drugs in Thailand
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Pffft. Bloody druggies.
You wouldn’t catch Odin and I indulging in anything of that sort, perish the thought.
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