Fried chiggen is booming on the high street as the traditional Fish and Chip shop is in decline.
Well, there could be a number of reasons for this…
The amount of ‘ethnics’ who now infest every British high street.
And, that includes those who run these takeaway shitholes. As well as the cunts who eat the shit.
Also, thick as mince Gen-Z phone zombies see KFC and other grease traps as modern day shrines.
And, as Fish and Chips are nigh on unaffordable now (a fiver near enough for a small chips and curry!), that doesn’t help either. Prices rocketed during Covid, and they have not come down since then.
However, mongs on Tik Tok and the hordes of dark personae are really to blame for yet another piece of British tradition being eroded away.
As the woman on the BBC site says ‘You can’t go wrong wit da fried chiggen!’
Nominated by Norman with a second helping of take away delights by Unkle Terry below
The Chiggun.
Another heart warming story of our gloriously diversified nations love of fried chiggun.
Printing Mistry informs us that “Sumayyah Zara Sillah’s eyes light up as she takes hold of a takeaway box filled to the brim with strips of golden-coated Nashville-style hot tenders, dripping with sauce.
“I try to be healthy,” says the 19-year-old nursing student, smiling with her order from Leicester takeaway Ragin’ Bird. “But I like it so much.”
This wonderful piece of research should further our understanding of why the paki and wôg are so addicted to The Chiggun.
We can now hopefully intensify the research within the infested ghettos where such delicacies abound…and positively encourage the cunts to eat as much of it as possible.
Dear me what a barrel of greasy trash it all is.
Air fried Oven.
If all chiggun could be impregnated with a modified strain of the chınkyflu vaccine from AstraZeneca that only acti ated when deep-fried, the whole of the UK would be free of darkıes within a month.
They’d be dropping dead from myocarditis and thrombosis by the hundreds of thousands, kind of like a tasty, greasy version of the Israelis catching the muzzıes out with those exploding pagers.
Brits would be spared because we eat chicken properly in the form of a Sunday roast.
Good morning to one and all.
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You may be onto something, Thomas.
Ever noticed that in London, most stabbings seem to happen outside or in close proximity to fried chiggun shops?
I reckon the chiggun has been cut with something like meth, along with 11 different herbs and spices.
It may just be a coincidence, but I suspect fowl play. 😁
I’ll get my coat.
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Or sickle-cell?
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It is the infestation of the British High Street by all sorts of foreign fast food establishments, cheerfully ignoring any hygiene and food regulations. Currently there is a takeover by Turkish criminal gangs, starting with barber shops and now expanding from kebab shops by taking over any available fast food shop. The police and councils doing the square root of fuck all to stop obvious money laundering and drug outlet operations.
Hopefully with the news we have woken up too this morning might be the beginning of the end game for Islamic takeover.
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Well said W, has been the case for many years that the majority of these gastric poison establishments are money laundering operations. Why have so many on one street? surely they cannot always be bursting with customers? I would eat my own feet rather than buy something from these fucking toilets
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I live in such a posh neighbourhood that the fast food ‘chiggun’ establishments round here serve Coq au Vin, Chicken Chasseur and Poulet de Provencal.
With fries.
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Im in the Alf Tupper camp on this.
British fish n chips
For me. 🇬🇧
My job as a lad was to get a list off my mam on a friday afternoon and run to the chippy.
Always a big queue
Bit Tina Turner, steamy windows,
And they had tiles with British fish on them.
Perch,carp, pike,
But they only served cod.
The women who worked there took no shit.
You mouthed off youd be barred.
A very serious social punishment.
They were nice to me
” want some fish bits luv?”
Because i was a polite little boy.
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Scraps!
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Well thanks for that!! That isn’t what we called them in South London and my brain is now in termoil trying to get the word that we used. What the fuck was it? I cant remember
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Iwas only extolling the great Alf Tuppers dietry needs to a strippling the other day. Had no idea who the silly old duffer was on about. ” and sixpenny worth of chip” Proper Olympic food that.
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Feed the filthy ethnics Soylent Brown, it be naturally chicken & curry flavoured, they’d fuckin lap it up!
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Kicking off in Iran.
Yanks bombing them
And asking them to rise up against the mullahs.
Lets hope that they will.
Meanwhile,
Pakistan and Afghanistan have rolled up their sleeves and throwing rabbit punches at each other.
Muslims eh?
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Re Iran, Hannah the plumber’s constituents want to know what she’s going to do to stop the genocide of those lovely Ayatollahs by the evil Trump and Netanyahu.
Well Hannah?
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” I shall fit a u bend and sludge trap ” Can I see your plumbers’ crack again
” only after I have felt your soil pipe”
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We need muzzıes to start taking each other out in this country. Some clever carpet-kisser to be bribed or threatened to play both sides, like Clint Eastwood in ‘A Fistful of Dollars’.
Set these fuckers against each other and hopefully only Robertson’s would get caught in the crossfire.
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That prick who painted palestine shite on Winston Churchills statue has been named.
Caspar san giorgio.
Caspar?
Fuckin Caspar?
Caspars a ghosts name.
And for puffs.
He sounds like a fuckin hairdresser.
Give him what Huntley got
A head massage with a scaffolding pole.
The ducky cunt.
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I await to see what bollocks a “free speech” lawyer has to say for the cunt, and what sort of sentence. Fuck me, we need a return to hard labour and the tread mill.
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Yeah, dont fix the presidents sink Hannah.
Dont unclog kiers toilet.
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Kosher rabbit (punches), I hope…
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Should be a Reply to MNC…
Sorry!
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suspect cramming oneself with Chiggun leads to racisms in the NHS.
Those bloody golliwógs are awful.
Good morning.
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Apologies admin,Korean phone you see.
Oh and Go Donald!
Thank you.
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Slop in a box?No thanks.
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Round our way we get inundated with leaflets exhorting us to vote in the National Kebab Awards. I suppose there is more point to it than voting Lib Dem.
Imagine if the majority party in our fucked up Parliament was the Kebab Party? Party doners would be easier to find, for a start (geddit?!). Suck Dick Khunt would be a shoo in for PM. Meanwhile, His Majesty’s Opposition would be the Chiggun Party. Lammy Henry would be its natural leader. The stink of greasy takeways in the debating chamber might even outdo the current stench of corruption.
Keep voting Kebab. It is the future!
Good morning, everyone.
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How do you like your chips in the morning?
I like mine with a kiss!
– sang crooner an chippy enthusiast Dean Martin.
I dont eat fries theyre for anorexics.
I like chips cooked in beef dripping.
Im like the Mary Berry of chips.
A connoisseur.
You could blindfold me an test me.
Yes, this ones a maris piper chip,
Cooked in vegetable oil
Within 15 mile of Uttoxeter.
This ones made from red rooster potato
Beef fat cooked
Probably from Glossop?
Maybe Tintwistle?
Im that good.
🤔Note to self
Pitch new tv show
The Great British Fry Off.
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Unlike wine tasting you will not have to spit out your half chewed chip when tasting it, but you will need to master the art of saying something precocious when tasting chips MNC.
Like they do with wine….. “I’m getting freshly mown grass and a hint of saddle soap”.
How about, “It’s giving me the aroma of a newly plowed field with an aftertaste of Sunday dinner dripping”.
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If you’re the Mary Berry of chips, MNC, then the Nadiya Hussain of chips has to work 10 times harder than you coz of racism innit.
Even the world of the humble chipped potato is riddled with white privilege.
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If it was on the fucking BBC they’d give you a Gay “sidekick” and put vegan curry sauce on all the chips as well.
The wicked cunts.
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I saw on the BBC News website that Nadiya bleating about being treated badly by someone or some organisation. Sorry, I am unable to furnish any details (like you lot give a monkey’s regarding her feelings) as l can’t give a monkey’s either.
The sun is out here so it is put 50 miles on the Guzzi then settle down to watch MotoGp with a few beers.
BTW, l wonder how long it will be before the new Green MP is exposed as not quite the horny handed plumber/plasterer that she is being portrayed as currently.
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I’m envious Guzzi. Bike weather here too, dry, bright and cool. Enjoy yourself. Take care.
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Guzzi –
You wouldn’t doubt Hannah’s plumbing credentials if you saw the way she handles a páki ballcock.
Vote Green
Allahu Akbar
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Probably halal or kosher but almost certainly made by foreigners whose custom is to wipe their aris with their hands.
When you eat it make sure to think of this:
https://youtu.be/rGrqW3nx5HM?si=wN1KPNOzzZHKcZds
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Used to go t’ chippy with the order from mother for the usual once a week treat ….which has now turned into a Chinese cat/rat fest because all our great chippies of yesteryear are now virtually consigned to memory…and anyway it’s now considered a once a month treat with the fish/chips cost now on a par with fillet steak 😩….do you want scraps with that sonny! 🇬🇧
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But the signage of the shop fronts is so jolly, what with the garish colours, stupid word play, hidious lighting, drifts of fowl (ho-ho, very good) packaging and tempting odours whafting on the breeze.
As to the clientel, well words fail me, such fine healthy beings are a mystery to the oily grunting gorging mass of humanity that inhabit the environs.
It really is Spring crocusis and snowdrops bedeck the extensive grounds of my humble abode and we is feeling right chipper. Oh very good, chippy you did it again.
Mornin all
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Chicken can be cooked so many ways.
I know that Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsey have been justifiably cunted here, but they do have a few stand out chicken recipes, probably nicked from other chefs.
The fat tongued mockney has a recipe for mustard chicken and leak which is very good.
The rubber faced sweary cunt does a very good chicken fricassee.
Sounds posh and is very nice.
Coating a dubious piece of chicken in seasoned flour before deep frying it in filthy oil that probably hasn’t been changed for years is perhaps the worst thing that you could do with the meat.
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Starmer loves a battered hostage.
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And free sausages 👍
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From Ukraine.
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Barry Minnow-low
Pike Oldfield
Koi Division
Marlin Gaye
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Caspar San Giorgio, cunt who defaced Winston.
Sounds foreign, should be flogged and then turned into kebab meat which is force feed to his family and then we nuke the capital of his country of origin
Donald is fucking Iran.
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Well put sir.
I’d settle for ten minutes with the hideous cunt.
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Just saw little Owen Jones performing mental gymnastics when being interviewed over socially conservative Muslims voting for the Greens led by a gay Jewish man. Got a new beard too…very butch, the far-right will think twice now before giving him a beat down.
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This reminds me of something I heard about recently. A new report into negative, birth-related health outcomes informs us that one of six factors is…
“Structural racism and persistent inequalities leading to “notably higher risk of adverse outcomes” for women from black and Asian backgrounds and women from more deprived areas.”
Does the report mention that a large proportion of black women are obese or that a lot of Asian women are inbred? How about the IQs and educational attainment of these people? The article below certainly doesn’t mention these rather important factors, nor does the report’s headline factors.
It is the fault of the system, it is the fault of racism (code: white people). Personal responsibility is never anywhere near the conversation.
Perhaps the health effects of all these costly and very grating racism studies on the hard pressed, white British tax payers could be undertaken? A cause for stress, annoyance and indigestion no doubt, caused by the never ending mither of this psychopathic multicultural experiment we and our country have been subjected to.
I suppose it is fine for us to die off earlier from stress related diseases… whereupon taxable assets will be released for redistribution. For the lumps of shit who govern us to waste on themselves and their revolting clients.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c30968817q3o
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Thank you.
This proves my earlier statement regarding the chiggun.
It’s ruined the NHS.
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It’s ruined the London bus service as well. As evidenced by the carpet of chiggun bones at the back of many vehicles.
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Poor boy has lost the plot these days, must be something to do with a slack arsehole
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Inquiry led by baroness Amos, never elected to any position Foxy, always appointed. Like that woman whose name I can’t recall who was sent to represent the UK in the EU years ago. Lynda Chalker, Minister of State, lost her seat at the election, Monday morning back at her desk as usual, nothing changed. What’s that? Democracy? Eh?
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“The Chippy” at the top of our Street was a cheap meal for us occasionally in the late forties, due to father being unable to find work after being demobbed and not being a good cobbler of the neighbours shoes “to boot”, also helped us survive from more regular helpings of their fish & chips that were cooked in fat that had more birthdays than l at that point. The fish had better protection of batter than knights in brittle shining armour and chips with more black eyes than the peas. They were wrapped in newspaper with print that was full leaded and unknown to be dangerous, but at least you could just about make out the old headlines about Mafeking being relieved.
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