Dr Faisal Maassarani.

This cunt has “invested” in the illegal immigrant circus and associated Govt Gravy Train,no doubt having identified another way to make millions from flabby idiotically generous govt contracts.

Firms connected to Dr Faisal Maassarani became landlords of Serco hotels in 2022 when asylum applications were almost at a 20-year high.

But soon after a hotel in Seel Street in Liverpool owned by one of the firms was found to be unsuitable, people in one of their Liverpool housing complexes were told they had to move out over “urgent” fire safety issues, unaware that 116 asylum seekers had seemingly been lined up to replace them almost immediately.

It’s most unremarkable in Modern Britain that such treachery and blatant looting is rewarded,hand in hand with complete indifference.

The perfect illustration of the rotten state of public finances,public morals and the total lack of oversight regarding the Quisling cunts our Great Leaders shovel money at.

It all fucking stinks.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry

40 thoughts on “Dr Faisal Maassarani.

  1. I don’t want to try to defend the cunt, but he is in business.

    He wouldn’t have thought about chucking out his long standing tenants if he wasn’t offered more in rent for accommodating migrants.

    Why are the government paying more than the going rate for accommodation?

    It’s the fault of the government that landlords can improve their profits hugely by putting up foreign scroungers.

    • My thoughts too. AC.

      He sounds very entrepreneurial, raking it in at our expense.

      Anyone know how to buy shares in his Company?

    • Well Art, I find myself in a difficult situation.
      After the passing of my parents, I inherited 50% of a property and a small sum of cash.
      Unfortunately the solicitors can not close down the estate until the property is sold, which is inhabited by another family member “Rent free” they are not showing any inclination to vacate the property.
      So my old son if HMG wants to chuck me a wedge to rent my half of the property, I am more than happy to have the Taliban move in 😉

  2. Anyone else notice how the parasites at Serco also run a prison service called Serco In Justice – how very fucking apt. Cunts.

    And while we are on this subject, let’s not forget all this shit was set up under the fucking Tories. Cunts.

    Good morning, everyone.

    • This rapacious cunt is like the people who profit during a wat, flogging butter to desperate familes and selling weapons to the opposition.

      • Most of the money made in a wat is the initial sell, then the buy back option after the wat when it is necessary to disarm the populace before installing a new brand of oppression.

    • The serco situation is down to one of the previous problems, called the civil service, from bin men to prison guards, very nice pensions, protections and unions.
      As the new stupid rules were brought in (don’t beat prisoners up, etc) it became it became harder to operate, stress, sick days ect so by privatising the service it like many other things became “Slightly cheaper” the money paid to the holding companies does not reflect the payments made too the boots on the ground at all, but it is “Slightly cheaper” than the old bill

  3. I would have the cunt hung, drawn and quartered, even if it was to help the rich of our country, but this is treason and would still have the same done, but this time until there wasn’t anything left of the cunt as though he never existed.

  4. I fucking hate Pákís.
    The only ones we ever see are the waiters in their smelly restaurants.
    I would have to drive into an agricultural region to see more because they are the ones picking fruit and vegetables.

    Obviously I don’t have to do business with them.
    If I were to be offered one as a client I wouldn’t have anything to do with them.

    But offer me hundreds or thousands and guarantee that I will be paid triple, on time, and I would be a cunt to turn down the deal.

    What’s more, everyone else would go on the back burner.

    Cuntish, yes…… But it’s business and what I put in the bank at the end of the month is my motivation.

  5. Faisal Maassarani doesn’t sound British to me.
    Illegally evicting residents is a crime, and he should be deported on the first flight after Reform get in.
    I don’t care where to, the shittier the place the better.

  6. He is probably a fervent admirer of Starmer and his trusted supplier of Suppositories, Creams & haemorrhoid ointments for the great man. Friend of Mandy’s too, no doubt

  7. I don’t and can’t go along with the “it’s just business” stuff, and that share holders have to take priority.
    There are simply some businesses that are unpalatable, as there are also some income streams that should not be exploted. Ie. There should be a moral aspect as well in becision making.
    The cunt in the nom. Is exploting the (fuckin useless) system. As is Serco.
    It does not serve the country best interests, and there fore he should be tarred and feathered as a 5 th columnist grade A cunt, and should not be given Gov. money.
    Mornin all

  8. He obviously has plenty of time for his other business interests because he probably only sees a couple of patients a week 🥼 …can I make an appointment with Dr maaaaaaaaaaaaaasarani please, sorry he’s fully booked with tenants for a while 😕…

  9. He’s just the sort of chap who,should we have lost the Battle of Britain,would have soon become a Gestapo informant.

    An all round Bad Egg and fucking Cunt.

    Oven.

    Good morning.

  10. Further more, just because an incompetent Gov. is handing out (my) tax funds that is no excuse for you to take it.
    The same argument could be made for the illegals taling my taxes “well you would be a mug not to”.
    Just because you can is no reason why you should. (Thinks….fuck me I’ m starting to sound like a 60s hippy)
    Whose joining me on the barracades?

  11. Can never understand why people would want more money than they need. But if everything was shared out equally, fuck all would get done. See your point. Just thinking to myself. Another bus will be along soon.

  12. Never trust anyone called Faisal, sounds doggy.

    The government are guilty, this one and the previous shit show.
    Paying over the odds to rent hotels, now we are using military barracks but not secure so what is the point.

    Over the last 5 years something like 180000 have arrived, the hotels aren’t permanent residences so where are they going, next fucking door to you and me is the answer.
    Arrive – hotel – nice house or flat or HMO, now Arrive – hotel and/or military barracks – brand new or refurbished social housing.

    No deterrent, virtually no deportations and crime on the rise.

    One in one out is the current policy – we are fucked.

    • Nail on head there. It’s simple stuff but so few in Gov. seem to get it. I hate to say but I think it can now only be mitigated against, our halcyon days are past.

    • Personally I would take any one who supports the program and deport them to the country of origin of some of these people so they can see if the care is reciprocated to them.

  13. What a good traditional British name he’s got. Clearly we could deport him and his family back to what ever third world crap hole they originated from, but just before seize all his property.

    Now I know I sound a bit of a socialist in this instance and I will flog myself for sounding as such, but in this example and the example of all foreign scum profiting from the British tax paying I will make an exception.

    • Dr Fetal Masserati is a right cunt.

      Hes the quack who wrongly diagnosed me with the Tourettes.

      Pissflaps.

      I cant believe he falsely cleared his property in Liverpool of one lot of scrounging professional victims and replaced them
      With a Foreign bunch of scrounging professional victims

      Arsegrapes.

      • I have just been reading about John Davidson who yelled “N*ggers” at the BAFTA Awards. Apparently he also screamed “Fuck the Queen” when meeting her late Maj too. Hopefully admin can hire him for the IsAC Christmas party this year.

      • Poor John🙁

        Always getting into mither.
        I wasnt offended.
        It amused me.

        Some people get VERY weepy over hurty words.
        Soft cunts?
        Or looking for a excuse to be a victim?
        Both.

        I was a sooty on stage an John shouted that id laugh.
        Say ” thats my dad shouting”
        Kept it light hearted.
        Defused the situation.

        But then im a white man
        More intelligent
        Born with natural diplomacy
        Not prone to chimping out and flinging my own faeces over a word.

  14. There’s nothing we can do to sort out the likes of this cunt, only the government can do that. I don’t want to be continually reminded about cunts I put to the back of the mind and live a peaceful normal life. I prefer to have a go at individual, who are doing no harm to the country and keep me mystified and the silly cunts who keep these nonentities going.

  15. I actually knew this Dr Masserati cunt.
    We were stationed on the good ship Lollipop.
    The crew called him Dr Cure-All.
    One fine day the first mate was busy catching measles.
    Two minutes later the second mate caught measles too.
    The captain shook his head – no way was he going to catch measles!
    Soon discovered he had measles too.
    (This was in the days before the MMR jab)
    I was the third mate.
    I was friendly with the doctor.
    He was my mate.
    I joined him in his surgery where he greeted me open mouthed.
    I said: “shut yer cake hole doc, smells like piece of meat gone an dead!”
    I told him about the first mate and the second mate an the Captain an the measles.
    “Bring ‘em to me.” he said.
    So I brought ‘em to he, an he shot ‘em through the head, dead.
    “Cured!” he smiled. “No more contagion on this doctor’s watch!”
    I said: “good thinking, doc, you really got something goin’ there boy.
    He returned to his desk and filled out some certificates.
    “I hear there are cunts abroad with leprosy,” he mused looking up from his paperwork. “Perhaps I should cure them too?”
    “Yeah, nice idea, doc.”
    He were nowt if not a humanitarian.
    Next minute he was filling his syringe with bee’s wax and cyanide.
    He went round all the passengers saying: “don’t be alarmed, we have several cases of leprosy abroad. This injection will inoculate you against contagion.”
    He then jabbed them in their butt-cheeks.
    After a while they were done so we threw them overboard and let them ferment in the sea with all the octopussies an stuff.
    Soon the ship was empty, save for me an the doc.
    He said: “You got any diseases need curing?”
    “Sure doc, I said, “I got a little tinnitus in my left ear.”
    “Fine, I got just the thing for you.”
    He returned with a pair of pincers and cut off one of my toes.
    “Aah – don’t do that!” I screamed, “you’ve made it worse – I got a pain in my foot now!”
    He looked up in surprise. “So you got summat else wrong, eh? You sure kept that quiet.”
    “Do something for me doc!” I cried.
    “Try this,” he said, taking out a saw.
    He laid me on the floor, placed his foot on my shoulder and sawed right through my neck. “How you feeling now?” he said.
    “I’m in heaven, doc.”
    I went to see God. I said: “Lord, why hast thou created GPs of this persuasion, pray tell?”
    God replied: “Oh… I don’t know… it seemed like a fun idea at the time. It can get a bit boring up here in Heaven with all these goody two shoes. You here for forgiveness?”
    “Come again?”
    “Is you a Christian?” he asked.
    “Umm… NES!” I replied cleverly.
    “Don’t fuck with me, boy!” he bellowed.
    “You’re the God of my choice,” I added quickly.
    “Oh I am, am I? And what about Jesus here?”
    “Leave me out of this,” snapped Jesus. “I don’t want to get involved in any of this pagan shit.”
    God punched Jesus on the snout: “Don’t talk to me like that! I’m God!”
    Jesus looked God straight in the eye and said: “Well I’m your son, and child is father to the man, get me!?”
    “Don’t you quote to me!” snapped God.
    Just then a bell sounded and it was time for tea.
    “Time for tea.” Said God.
    “Time for tea.” Said Jesus.
    Time for tea, said I.
    And everyone in heaven laughed heartily ever after.
    Fuck them.

    • When I hear the tea bell ring i drool.

      In fact im so conditioned now any bell makes me drool.

      Spoilt many a wedding photo.

  16. Where did he qualify as a doctor anyway?

    Bangladesh?
    You just need to be able to apply a plaster and have 20 rupees to be a doctor there.
    Id be chief fuckin surgeon there.

    Plenty of people go round claiming to be doctors who arent.

    Dr and the medics
    Dr who
    Dr Hook
    Dr Fox
    Dr Mandelson
    Dr Barrymore

    Ask for credentials before taking off
    Your speedos

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