Claudia Winklecunt is to host a new BBC chat show.
Oh, fucking great. Just what the television – and the nation – needs.
We will now be seeing even more of this evil haired ugly bint. The Furby in a Richard III wig is unpleasantly ubiquitous as it is. Now, it’s going to be unbearable.
Also, the obscene knacker crushing eye watering ‘wages’ she will get out of license payers is also diabolical.
And, will it be a serous talk show, like Parkinson or Wogan? Will it fuck.
It will be a ‘for laughs’ props riddled load of childish innuendo and puerile shite a la Jonathan Woss and Graham Norton. In fact, the team behind Norton’s show are also doing Winklecunt’s series. Say no more.
British television – and especially the BBC – needs a much required kick up the arse and shot in the arm. But, instead it just gets worse with crap like this. They get rid of one obnoxious offensively overpaid cunt (Lineker), And, then they just get another one.
Don’t pay the license fee. Because this is where it goes.
Nominated by Norman.
I see there’s been a few mentions of Jonathan Woss on this nom.
Quite fitting really, as he is also, along with his shirt lifting brother, a nepo baby.
Mummy was a tv producer, so naturally, strings were pulled.
And just like Winklewank, the question arises. What are they exactly?
Can they sing, dance, act, write a script or comedy sketch?
Clearly not.
And why is it assumed that they are comics?
Did they cut their teeth doing stand up in pubs and clubs?
Have they written scripts for a much loved sitcom?
Absolutely not.
Yet we’re told these cunts are part of the comedy establishment.
Wossy hosting the comedy awards for years. Winklewank on the comic relief wankfest.
Am I missing something?
I’d like to see the pair of cunts go head to head with a proper stand up and then see who’s the real comedian.
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Cant wait.
Someone whos greatest achievement is their hair kissing luvvies arses for a hour?
Sounds woooonderful.
Anyway, i thought the BBC hated jews?
Didnt even mention em on Holocaust remorial day.
Why does she get a free pass the cunt?
The guards at Auchwitz would of let her out.
Carried her bags to the front gate.
” oooh, love your hair,
What shampoo do you use? ‘
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If she was in Auschwitz Mis, she’d have had the distinction of being the only inmate not to have their head shaved.
‘Gott in Himmel, Herr Oberst, don’t shave ze fringe! Zere is one ugly kunt underneath.’
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I’m guessing head and shoulders,Mis.
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One of them “IT” girls.
From that London.
I always thought they were flat chested little cunts.
Patsy Kensit, looked like a piranha.
Kate Moss, looked like a methadone junkie.
Naomi Campbell.
Puddled sooty.
Gang of mutts.
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Cara Delevigne. Looks like a coked up Star Wars creature.
Patsy ‘Can’t Act Fried Egg Tits Starfucker’ Kensit. Only Liam Gallagher would see that as a catch and a bit of class. Because she fucking wasn’t.
Kate Moss. A Picasso portrait with arms and legs.
Naomi Campbell. A black Afghan Hound in a wig.
Rita Oral – sorry – Ora. Eurogyppo gutter trash.
Skanks and Slags.
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Id like to be a talk show host.
Well id like the money.
Itd be unlike anything before.
Because id tell the truth.
And i wouldnt brown nose, faun, grovel and pander to the guests.
Elton John
Oh my latest single is my last.
Its about some dead blonde”
” i think its rubbish”
. Tom cruise
” i did all my own stunts in my latest movie!
Including the very dangerous jump from a train!”
MNC “not seen it.
How tall are you?
You look about 10yr”
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To Taylor Swift:
“You’re getting on a bit, eh fatso?”
To Ellen DeGeneres:
“Fuck me, love…your breath stinks a bit. Did you eat fish for lunch?”
To Midge Ure:
“I wish your mother had died in childbirth.”
You’d be a late night hit, MNC!
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Ellen Degenerates!
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Ellen Degenerate.
Frank Gorshin with lipstick.
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🙄Bet it would have sub titles, so every one else could understand.
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I don’t normally go OT, but we need an emergency ISAC collective pray for these poor, brave souls.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15520407/THOUSAND-migrants-feared-dead-huge-Mediterranean-storm.html
Let us bow our heads.
Heavenly Father, let us hope that you have flooded the capsizing area with tiger sharks, Bobbit worms, box jellyfish, 4 dunkleosteus and moray eels and by our teenage girls’ safety, make us truly thankful.
Amen.
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The comments section is giving this place a run for its money.
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I would imagine any Somalians on board would have been useful to cling onto if their huge lightbulb heads are buoyant.
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Only a thousand?!
How disappointing!
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I would have changed “Feared” to “Hoped”
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Speaking of talk show twats. I am forced to notice, thanks to the TV at my gym, that Ed Balls is now a morning television host? Wasn’t that cunt chancellor of the exchequer at one point, shortly before the great financial crash? Whilst his missus is currently a secretary of state, with her “#refugees welcome” placard.
Why is it that such people always seem to have a gender confused child? Mark Carney is another example, along with numerous other celebs/politicians (for they are the same thing).
The type of person who ends up running this country and the total lack of seriousness. Is it any wonder we are turning into a totally broken, third world shithole? A system that puts thick, preening narcissists, grifters and psychos in charge. Commies, queers, foreigners and more besides. What a freakshow. Claudia Winklewank for Prime Minister.
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Apparently, that cunt Balls has bought a swanky pad in Norwich. Hope I see him out and about one day…..
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member (operative word) of the Committee of 300 an uber powerful bunch of power players including sausage fingers third.
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Speaking of talk show twats. I am forced to notice, thanks to the TV at my gym, that Ed Balls is now a morning television host? Wasn’t that cunt chancellor of the exchequer at one point, shortly before the great financial crash? Whilst his missus is currently a secretary of state, with her “#refugees welcome” placard.
Why is it that such celebs/politicians so often seem to have jiender enthused offspring? Mark Carnage is another example, amongst many many others.
The type of person who ends up running this country and the total lack of seriousness. Is it any wonder we are turning into a totally broken, third world shithole? A system that puts thick, preening narcissists, grifters and psychos in charge. Commies, quares, foreigners and more besides. What a freakshow. Claudia Winkwank for Prime Minister.
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Count Arthur Strong knows more about cans of drink then her and that other one that present Strictly Come Dancing.
I can’t wait for The Traitors to be axed due to some Noel Edmonds Whirly Wheel style accident. If I was a contestant on that shit show I’d punch the masked cunts in the guts and give my oppo an old Nokia phone and phone them when I was kicked out and tell them who the Traitors are.
All that mucking about with flames. I’d remind her I might go up like a sodding bazooka like her daughter in a cheap halloween costume. Over exposed, spindly Cleopatra lookalike.
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Just a thought :
Muslim rape gangs.
Uncontrolled immigrants.
Illegal immigrants.
LOCAL MOSQUE..!!!!
Out of control benefits.
ROYAL GANGSTER FAMILY.
THE P****O FORMALLY KNOWN AS PRINCE.
Asylum ( money) seeking immigration.
Turkish barber shops.
Vape shops.
Nail bars.
Car washes, millions of the cunts.
Political corruption.
Transbummerry.
Starmer.
Mandelson.
Pro fucking Palestine ( who gives a fuck) marches.
The islamification and take over of our capital city.
Ukrainian rent boys.
De industrialization of GB.
Kissing Chinese arse.
Wanting to re join the Marxist EU.
WTF. WHY AREN’T WE RISING UP ,
🔥
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And Turkish barbers. Next door to a Turkish barbers, and then there’s an err Turkish barbers. Followed by a Turkish barbers and – would you believe it – a Turkish barbers.
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I saw a Kurdish barbers the other day – great to see diversity
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We don’t have the weaponry in a nutshell.Pitchforks against 22 SAS,2-3 PARA.45 commando ?
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I bet there’s a permanent odour.
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Well ,fuck my boots! How ugly is this hideous monstrosity who reminds me of one of those ghastly novelty plastic shrunken heads that we could buy in a local toy shop in the early 1970s?!
If that’s her face,I dread to think what her fucking fanny looks like.
I also reckon that with her overall hairiness and the fact that she’s so gobby and doolally and that she’s so preoccupied that she neglects her anal hygiene. I reckon that spreading her matted bum cheeks apart (whether it’s for taking a shit or to be buggered ) that it sounds like peeling Vicro apart.
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E.T. in a Ramones wig…
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Yet another example of why I don’t pay the cunts, if any were needed.
Can’t stand the bint, talentless, ugly and fucking annoying.
I’d say UT oven, may as well burn the rest of her foreswede.
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Can’t stand Wankleman ever since all the film crew had a pay cut, because this waxy faced weirdo demanded a pay hike, can you imagine the atmosphere in the studio..
but I am totally sick of the sight and sound of this money hungry (to the point of fucking over her colleagues) and just the repetition of shite adds for shite products, shit TV and not forgetting her strange WD40 coated hair, the only good thing is it covers three quarters of her strange face that looks like a dead body fished out of a lake.
she is a cunt of the highest order who will step on as many people as required to get to the top.
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Definitely ‘something of the night’ about this one,Can envisage it under a cowl with Lady Gaga at some mother of darkness illuminati initiation for sure.
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TV in this country gets worse…
There is to be a UK version of Saturday Night Live.
So, an array of blacks, ugly dykes, fat cunts, doughnut punchers and other woke fuckers making endless and unfunny jokes about Trump.
Just like the American version really.
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Well, now every one has gone, I would mention that I would happily give her one😍
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