Claudia Winklecunt is to host a new BBC chat show.
Oh, fucking great. Just what the television – and the nation – needs.
We will now be seeing even more of this evil haired ugly bint. The Furby in a Richard III wig is unpleasantly ubiquitous as it is. Now, it’s going to be unbearable.
Also, the obscene knacker crushing eye watering ‘wages’ she will get out of license payers is also diabolical.
And, will it be a serous talk show, like Parkinson or Wogan? Will it fuck.
It will be a ‘for laughs’ props riddled load of childish innuendo and puerile shite a la Jonathan Woss and Graham Norton. In fact, the team behind Norton’s show are also doing Winklecunt’s series. Say no more.
British television – and especially the BBC – needs a much required kick up the arse and shot in the arm. But, instead it just gets worse with crap like this. They get rid of one obnoxious offensively overpaid cunt (Lineker), And, then they just get another one.
Don’t pay the license fee. Because this is where it goes.
Nominated by Norman.
I see there’s been a few mentions of Jonathan Woss on this nom.
Quite fitting really, as he is also, along with his shirt lifting brother, a nepo baby.
Mummy was a tv producer, so naturally, strings were pulled.
And just like Winklewank, the question arises. What are they exactly?
Can they sing, dance, act, write a script or comedy sketch?
Clearly not.
And why is it assumed that they are comics?
Did they cut their teeth doing stand up in pubs and clubs?
Have they written scripts for a much loved sitcom?
Absolutely not.
Yet we’re told these cunts are part of the comedy establishment.
Wossy hosting the comedy awards for years. Winklewank on the comic relief wankfest.
Am I missing something?
I’d like to see the pair of cunts go head to head with a proper stand up and then see who’s the real comedian.
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Cant wait.
Someone whos greatest achievement is their hair kissing luvvies arses for a hour?
Sounds woooonderful.
Anyway, i thought the BBC hated jews?
Didnt even mention em on Holocaust remorial day.
Why does she get a free pass the cunt?
The guards at Auchwitz would of let her out.
Carried her bags to the front gate.
” oooh, love your hair,
What shampoo do you use? ‘
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If she was in Auschwitz Mis, she’d have had the distinction of being the only inmate not to have their head shaved.
‘Gott in Himmel, Herr Oberst, don’t shave ze fringe! Zere is one ugly kunt underneath.’
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One of them “IT” girls.
From that London.
I always thought they were flat chested little cunts.
Patsy Kensit, looked like a piranha.
Kate Moss, looked like a methadone junkie.
Naomi Campbell.
Puddled sooty.
Gang of mutts.
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Id like to be a talk show host.
Well id like the money.
Itd be unlike anything before.
Because id tell the truth.
And i wouldnt brown nose, faun, grovel and pander to the guests.
Elton John
Oh my latest single is my last.
Its about some dead blonde”
” i think its rubbish”
. Tom cruise
” i did all my own stunts in my latest movie!
Including the very dangerous jump from a train!”
MNC “not seen it.
How tall are you?
You look about 10yr”
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To Taylor Swift:
“You’re getting on a bit, eh fatso?”
To Ellen DeGeneres:
“Fuck me, love…your breath stinks a bit. Did you eat fish for lunch?”
To Midge Ure:
“I wish your mother had died in childbirth.”
You’d be a late night hit, MNC!
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I don’t normally go OT, but we need an emergency ISAC collective pray for these poor, brave souls.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15520407/THOUSAND-migrants-feared-dead-huge-Mediterranean-storm.html
Let us bow our heads.
Heavenly Father, let us hope that you have flooded the capsizing area with tiger sharks, Bobbit worms, box jellyfish, 4 dunkleosteus and moray eels and by our teenage girls’ safety, make us truly thankful.
Amen.
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