Claudia Winklecunt is to host a new BBC chat show.
Oh, fucking great. Just what the television – and the nation – needs.
We will now be seeing even more of this evil haired ugly bint. The Furby in a Richard III wig is unpleasantly ubiquitous as it is. Now, it’s going to be unbearable.
Also, the obscene knacker crushing eye watering ‘wages’ she will get out of license payers is also diabolical.
And, will it be a serous talk show, like Parkinson or Wogan? Will it fuck.
It will be a ‘for laughs’ props riddled load of childish innuendo and puerile shite a la Jonathan Woss and Graham Norton. In fact, the team behind Norton’s show are also doing Winklecunt’s series. Say no more.
British television – and especially the BBC – needs a much required kick up the arse and shot in the arm. But, instead it just gets worse with crap like this. They get rid of one obnoxious offensively overpaid cunt (Lineker), And, then they just get another one.
Don’t pay the license fee. Because this is where it goes.
Nominated by Norman.
Putting terrestrial television on at home is equivalent to having 6 gallons of slurry piped through your letterbox.
Every day.
A circus of faggóts,pakis,sobbing vegans and outright cunts.
Dear me,Oven.
Good morning.
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If you’re going to give someone a golden handcuffs deal, it should mean that person has a unique talent that nobody else has.
Yet, for the fucking life of me, I can’t see what Winklewank has that others don’t.
At least with the likes of Ant and Dec, for a while, you could see the attraction for some people.
And besides, ITV can spunk their dwindling advertising revenue however they see fit, as far as I’m concerned.
It’s another classic case of the public wants what the public gets. Because I guarantee the BBC never bothered asking a cross section if they wanted more of this odd looking autocue reader.
And to think someone at the BBC thought she was a suitable direct replacement for Brucie.
Fuck me!
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Her eyes look like they’re upside down 🙃 wasn’t this Ronsealed old bag recently given the MBE/OBE?
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For the life of me, I can’t figure out why she’s famous as I don’t watch TV that much.
A bit like Amanda Holden. it’s fucking everywhere, all the fucking time and nobody can figure out why.
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That fringe of hers isn’t a fashion statement or a sign of mild eccentricity, it’s a clever device to fool the viewer.
Even in ultra HD, it’s difficult to tell that she’s staring 45 degrees off the camera line to read one of her ‘jokes’ from the autocue.
Now that’s a unique talent!
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Trump, Winkleman & tangerines.
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