are cunts.
Imagine the scene,dear reader.
Monsieur Le Penn is sat out by his pool, enjoying a large bowl of frogs legs, when some inconsiderate cunts gate-crash his garlic joy by driving their car through his wall and into his swimming pool..
I’m sure it had him reaching for the brandy,especially as he should assume the occupants of the car are North African cunts without any type of insurance.
Anyway,they all drowned so it’s an overall win for the cunt.
Zut alors indeed.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Trust the French to go and win the 2025 Darwin Award.
Fucking Frogs.
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The three French kids were trainee chefs that had in their possession some hollandaise sauce which they had ‘fluffed up’ using the nitrous oxide gas. All it needed was a bit of ‘shaking up’ to give it the correct texture.
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Nitrous Oxide was involved.
That’s supposed to be injected into the inlet manifold, not their lungs.
I’ve looked around and, unfortunately, cannot find any evidence of them being darkıes.
I do hope they were, though.
A very good morning to one and all.
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Yes, I hope so too Cunt Engine.
Usually when ethnics are involved in fatal car crashes in France they are being chased by the police and is followed by several nights of violent rioting.
None of that reported here so maybe not.
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@thomas…well the public prosecutor certainly sounds ethnic…😖 yet another in a position of authority! ☹️🇫🇷 what would the little general say 🎖️🥖…sacre bleu
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This has illegal immigrant written all over it.
The 14 year old driving the car says it all.
Imagine making the trip across from North Africa on a dinghy, just to drown upside down in a stolen car in a swimming pool.
Was the pool ok?
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@odin….’isn’t it ironic’ 🎶 as the song goes …😩
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And also, assuming it was a stolen car, let’s hope it wasn’t a desirable classic, worth exponentially more than the lives of three twats.
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Hopefully a totally worthless EV Thomas.
Which gives the added bonus that they would have been electrocuted while they drowned.
Excellent.
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They must be illegals otherwise the Craporation would have informed us…
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A good way to start the new year though. I bet that was the first bath they had.
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This is a tragedy which shouldn’t be made fun of.
There will be dozens of cracked and broken tiles in the pool that will need replacing.
The various fluids from the car would have seeped into the grouting which will all need to be scrapped out and redone.
The pool filter will be clogged with oil and grease which no amount of backwashing will clear.
New sand will be required, but I suggest that the owner used glass particles as they last longer.
The entire pool system will need to be flushed through.
If any washer fluid from the car is in the pipework or pump then the pool will be a bubble bath the first time that it goes into its filtration cycle.
Of course the water now has to be replaced.
That can’t be done with a garden hose as the water supply company will think that there is a leak at the property and cut the supply.
Water tankers will need to be ordered, and they are not cheap.
The good news is that if the pool owner is going to do all of that work, he may decide to convert the pool to a salt system.
Self chlorinating and much better for the skin and eyes that chemicals.
Good morning everyone!
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Thoughts and prayers going out to that innocent pool.
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I hope the car wasn’t a classic.
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Ford stopped making them in 1963 LS.
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A good point TAC.
Hopefully it wasn’t one of those automated Osma dosing systems they had on the pool.
Those things cost a fortune to put right.
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They should just cover it over with a blue tarpaulin like the pool in Cheech and Chong
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If they were black, they would have drowned anyway. It’s like in the English Channel, appart from the ones that fall out of the overcrowded dinghies, & give it a go for a few feet, before circoming to the waves, they are terrible swimmers. It’s no surprise really, because where most of them come from, any one learning to swim get eaten by crocodiles.
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It is well documented that the darker of the species swim like a house brick and have been known to drown in a puddle.
Yet they still like to insist that they were Vikings, Romans and the original Americans.
All without the ability to cross the shallowest of streams.
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What a feat. All three must be given a gold medal posthumously.
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Certainty a ten from all the judges
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I’ve been hunting around trying to find out what colour they were without success. However one of them was actually in custody at the weekend for drug dealing.
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I can’t find anything other than it was in Ales and the car was a Peugeot 207.
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I’d wager a considerable sum they were the North African cunts who plague France like the paki does here.
At least there were no survivors to carry on living in seedy Tower blocks selling “skag” or whatever these wretched subhuman get up to.
If only Macron had been driving!
Fuck em.
Good morning.
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Clouseau did it twice and got away with it. Perhaps they were Pink Panther enthusiasts
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Was Marine at poolside, in a bikini? Phwoar!
Good morning, everyone.
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For once Barrymore wasn’t poolside, havin’ a fag.
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He was, he fucked all three. Well Lubbocked I’d say.
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Nice to know the spirit of Keith Moon lives on.
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Just a quick O/T. Anyone heard of this story, in the comments 250 churches have been attacked, apart from Notre dame no mention on the media..🤔
https://youtube.com/shorts/qsYPERZJ898?si=d8udbgF4ypTNWzQe
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Thanks for this nomination UT.
It’s cheered me up, the world is a better place without 3 young french cunts.
The french like all europeans are absolutely vile, I don’t see them as human beings, it’s just a pity it wasn’t a double decker bus full of the bastards.
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