The myth that Carbon Dioxide is a danger

is a cunt.

The myth that Carbon Dioxide is a danger to the world is a cunt of potentially catastrophic magnitude.

We all know the climate change trope – rising CO2 leads to rising global temperatures, which leads to global Armageddon – recited far and wide, from sandwich board wearing loonies on the corner of Oxford Circus right up to the lofty heights of the United Nations and assembled western governments.

So let’s examine a few basic facts in respect of CO2 and the veracity of the claims that are imprinted on the international consciousness; assertions used to bully children the world over into blindly cheerleading the demagogues who terrorise them with these uncompromising prognostications of the end of the world.

CO2 makes up 0.04% of atmospheric gases, or 400ppm.

The level of CO2 at the peak of the last mass glaciation, when New York was under a mile of ice, was 20,000ppm, or 50 times what it is today – so not exactly heating the planet up, was it.

But, and more critically – and this is where the absolutely apocalyptic reality of the climate lobby’s ambitions becomes frighteningly clear:

Photosynthesis in plants ceases when the level drops below 150ppm.

Prior to the onset of the Industrial Revolution atmospheric CO2 levels were at just 230ppm – perilously close to a level that would have ceased all photosynthesis, and, with it, the effective cessation of the entire biological ecosystem.

Even now we are terrifyingly close to all life on the planet being extinguished if CO2 concentrations significantly drop.

Contrary to the most fundamental premise of the climate change lobby’s position, CO2 is not only NOT a threat to the world, it is in fact ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL TO LIFE.

In fact, increasing atmospheric CO2 has been nothing but beneficial to life on the planet. Since the turn of this century alone, rising CO2 has led to an increase in coverage of previously arid, lifeless areas, with vegetation equivalent in area to the size of the entire North American continent.

But despite these basic facts, the climate lobby is succeeding in getting governments to implement disastrous policies to remove carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, a policy that – at its least harmful level – is disastrous economically and in terms of sovereign security, but, if it were realised would literally bring about the end of all life on the planet. Oh the fucking irony, given the holier than thou ambitions of climate change activists to “save the world”.

Oh, and as a postscript of some noteworthiness; water vapour is by far the most significant greenhouse gas, making up 4% of atmospheric gases, or 100 times the level of CO2 – not much we can or should do about that now, is there.

So the message to everyone everywhere should be – SAVE THE PLANET: burn as much fossil fuels as you fucking can!

I provide as my link a video interview with Patrick Moore, founder of Greenpeace and leading climate change skeptic, who has presented this evidence, and much more, to the US Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works. To all cunters, spare the time to watch the entirety of this video, it is one of the best ways you’ll ever pass an hour and a half of your time:

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Nominated by Balsamic Dave.

49 thoughts on “The myth that Carbon Dioxide is a danger

  1. This is a very thought provoking nom, so it beggars the question as to why, FFS, do people keep on banging on and on about reducing CO2.

    Is it to balance out other countries, namely China, who don’t seem to care a damn about how much they produce?

    Is it a smoke and mirrors trick, to distract folks from more pressing issues, like overpopulation?

    Is too much CO2 dangerous? I don’t remember anyone saying if it is.

    So many questions, so few answers.

  2. We need to replace solar farms with blotting paper farms to soak up all the water vapour.

    Are you reading this Ed, or is your tongue still stuck up Greta’s cinnamon ring?

    • Quite right, GT. The UK is windy enough without generating even more with so-called wind farms.
      Also, cork all cows` arses to prevent methane blowout which is a much more dangerous gas.
      Finally, ozone. What use is it – get rid of it.
      💨

  3. When Donald Trump describes the climate change lobby as peddling the biggest scam in history he’s not just spewing provocative rhetoric.

    What actually has had a far more profound influence on the changes in the earth’s climate over history is the oscillations in Jupiter’s orbit of the sun and the consequent gravitational action that exerts on the Earth, altering the amount of radiation the Earth receives from the sun. Perhaps we should be doing something about Jupiter and get it to stop fucking with us?

    Also, the Earth has been way hotter than it is today, even in the recent past – the Roman’s were growing grapes along Hadrian’s wall. But humanity wasn’t wiped out by these balmy climatic conditions.

    Most people are probably unaware we are in fact still in the middle of the Pleistocene ice age, so the idea that life on the planet can’t cope with hotter temperatures is flat out preposterous.

    Humans are also a tropical species, adapted to much hotter conditions – when our ancestors first walked the Earth it was in tropical conditions and we were surrounded by a much higher quantity, and variety, of life than there is today.

    Fundamentally, the green lobby is driven by Marxists who want to control everyone, and capitalists who want to cash in on the green economy. But the bottom line is their preachments are not only wrong, they are positively dangerous.

    • “we were surrounded by a much higher quantity, and variety, of life than there is today.”

      That sort of some’s Britain up before the iron curtain fell

  4. A well written nom, but there is one thing that I don’t understand.

    “The level of CO2 at the peak of the last mass glaciation, when New York was under a mile of ice, was 20,000ppm, or 50 times what it is today – so not exactly heating the planet up, was it.”

    Wouldn’t the increased CO2 be down to the fact that millions of square miles of vegetation would have been under ice and unable to absorb the gas.

    Much of the oceans would also have been ice and the CO2 couldn’t be absorbed there either.

    I may be wrong.

    • I am completely unable to cast any light on that question artful – the explanations for the changing CO2 levels in the atmosphere presumably preside in the domain of climate scientists and their ilk.

      I guess the force of the point I was trying to make is that there is no scientifically proven correlation between increasing CO2 and increasing global temperatures. With a concentration of 20,000ppm of CO2 in the atmosphere, you’d have expected that period of glaciation to have come to a rapid conclusion based on the wisdom that higher CO2 = higher temperatures. That’s not what happened.

      The other point that interests me is the assertion that higher global temperatures are bad for life on the planet. History clearly indicates otherwise.

      • Planets in general and the Earth in particular are fascinating places.

        I believe that the Earth can look after itself.
        It seems to be self healing.

        When much of the world was covered in ice CO2 levels increased dramatically as there was little to absorb it.
        This led to the planet warming up and getting itself back to equilibrium.

        I expect that if CO2 levels drop dramatically we will see increased volcanic activity to get things back to where they should be.

        I don’t think that the world would run out of CO2 or run out of oxygen either.
        That’s just panic mongering.

        Any one person that thinks that they can alter the workings of the world is arrogant and possibly deranged.
        If all the people on Earth tried collectively their efforts would be futile.

        You can’t tax people to adjust a planet.

      • I guess I might be accused of doing a spot of panic mongering too, but in reverse. So be it if the two positions cancel each other out and we drop this shit!

      • I guess I might be accused of doing a spot of panic mongering too, so be it if it cancels out the other position and we can just drop this shit!

        And yes, completely agree, the Earth will always sort itself out, as George Carlin said:

        “The planet is fine – the PEOPLE are fucked.”

      • Sorry duplicate post, thought I’d lost the first one, fucking shit eco-friendly low carbon wifi network

      • Regarding CO2 levels and global temperatures, I recall the debunking of that pile of shite An Inconvenient Truth movie. That movie featured a graph showing an increase in CO2 levels caused an increase in global temperatures. All based on actual collected and verified data. The data was correct, except the correlation is the other way around. An increase in global temperature was followed by an increase in CO2 levels.

        As others have said, the climate catastrophe lobby have predicted many negative consequences of burning fossil fuels. Rising sea levels, coastal regions under water, expansion of desert regions, massive loss of human life and so on. Exactly none of them have ever come to pass and yet the climate catastrophe lobby continues to be funded, promoted and lauded as the “truth”. All based on guess work, speculation and a wild imagination. You couldn’t make it up.

      • I was going to mention the same thing, Imitation, but I couldn’t remember if I’d got it right – but yes, I recall the same thing; CO2 has only ever been observed to increase AFTER temperature increases, not vice versa.

        Also scientists may be able to make the rational case for the insulating effects of CO2 e.g. on Venus – but the point is this only seems to be a realistic issue where
        the CO2 is in abundance; on Venus CO2 constitutes 96.5% of the atmosphere as opposed to the 0.04% on the Earth.

        In short, the proportion of CO2 in the Earth’s atmosphere is totally fucking irrelevant to the global climate.

    • The extra CO2 would have allowed the planet to unfreeze, plants would grow like fuck and everything getting back to normal.

      The ice reflecting the suns heat and the CO2 holding it in.

    • Won’t stop the invaders.
      I live in Northern Alberta. Recent cool stretch with lows of -38C and 5 feet of snow, so far.
      Still a lot of dark keys arriving.

      • unfortunately I think your right. I visited a few years back to find Canada, very urm brown! they are the rudest and shittiest people iv had the misfortune to deal with. you know your in end times when you need to put signs of toilet doors saying don’t shit on the toilet! Needless to say iv got no plans to go back to Canada. I will say the Canadian people are sound and made it a great trip in the end👍

  5. I have some ‘sympathy’ with the climate mob, deforestation is a crime against the planet and overpopulation of a species that doesn’t deserve a planet in Goldilocks zone.
    The earth got on quite well for a billion years without cunts wandering around.

    The world will carry on for another billion years until the sun goes Rambo, rather than cutting CO2 cut the numbers of useless cunts, the target of no more than 1.5 C wouldn’t be an issue if the human population was reduced to that of the time of birth of big C.

    Nuke China, India, Pakistan (east and west) that would be a good start and make a big dent in the numbers.

    • ZERO sympathy. This is the same collective of cunts that had absolutely no problem with 8 BILLION FACE SHITRAGS A DAY FOR 3 YEARS being thrown into the oceans and landfill all for the greater good of stopping an orange man getting re-elected in 2020.

      They are ALL oven-deserving hypocrites to the very last fucking cunt.

  6. Excellent cunting.

    Climate change and CO2 scares are inventions designed for and by the mentally unwell. This means that the Lib Dems love then. They campaigned for the banning of plastic carrier bags round our way. Absolute wankers. Next they tried to spread alarm and despondency about increasing danger from floods Utter shite. They are quiet at the moment, as Two Kweer has done away with local elections, again. With nothing else to do, they are probably making shoes out of toothpaste, or mattresses from beard clippings. Cunts.

    Good afternoon, everyone,

  7. The climate has been changing for 4 billion years. It’s what drives evolution. All species adapt or die. We can certainly adapt, better than anything else. The apocalypse is horseshit.
    And what fucking difference Milipede despoiling our land and making us subsidise it makes is laughable.
    The whole lot is an industry depending on doomsayers. Actual evidence is iffy.

    Cunts all.

  8. Ask 🇨🇳 if they’re concerned about c02… they’re building coal fired power stations quicker than making a pot noodle 🍜…only the super dense west are (UK) in particular are charging towards the sunset of net zero (which is the size of millipedes 🧠) it’s a scam of humongous proportions sailing along on flawed science 🔬👨‍🔬 aided by cuck scientific professors who go along with it or face cancelling by the big pro net brigade and lose their livelihood….David Bellamy stood by his guns and sunk without trace… absolutely insanity 😩

  9. An excellent documentary called “Climate: The Movie”, which lays bare the whole scam. Interviews eminent scientists and covers the scientific as well as political and media fallacies. It really is an excellent film.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24fWmNA6lM

    This should be on mainstream television but, as we know, we do not have a free media.

    • I have just watched this superlatively excellent film, and have forwarded to my daughter and she is sharing it with her friends.

      I am fucked if I want her to grow up terrified, and guilt-laden, about the human-caused end of the world as my generation was forced to do.

      Anyone still visiting this thread, watch this film, it closes the door on this bullshit.

    • I spend a lot of time sat shaking with fear about carbon dioxide.

      Its got so bad its expelling itself when i breathe.

      So fuckin wall eyed hippy cunt with split ends said the planet was doomed and now i cant sleep,
      Eat,
      Im flaccid as lettuce if i try and tamper with myself.

      Countless millions of years all down the shitter because selfish bastards like a log fire, or eat meat.
      Our ancestors started the decline.
      Rather than starve an freeze to death theyd start a bonfire and cook a wild pig,
      Unaware they were killing the planet.

      But they were ignorant of climate science.
      Theres no excuse for modern man.

      You should be tested by eco police.
      Breathe into a bag.
      If it registers any carbon dioxide?
      Eco prison.

  10. CO2 is no threat at all. Total bollocks.

    However, the bad smell from the Amorim fanboys is stinking the place out.
    ‘But… But’ cunts. Bummers, the lot of them.

    • Trees, grass, moss, bushes,
      Those bastards are mad for carbon dioxide.
      Love the shite.

      Its their fault.
      Supply and demand.

  11. This is more of a science lesson in the obvious than a cunting, whoever publishes “Electrical cars are not green” can fuck off in advance.
    Trying to think about it, it used to be aerosol cans that were the big baddie, I even gave up glue sniffing to save the environment.

    In other news I would like to update my previous cunting ref some shit that I bought from a garden centre that smelt shittyer than it should have.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjdjej77951o

    looks like the addition of dog shit into fertiliser is ok!

    (Yes she look like a right lazy fat cow who has eaten herself into a corner and I speculate she also pays someone to walk her dog…….sorry correction, we give her money to give to someone else)

  12. The Climate Crisis..

    Just another carriage on the Gravy Train.

    Just as its just another way to scare mental cunts,weeping faggōts and their leader Ed “kill the bloke in the post office” Davey.

    It seems all this abundant CO2 has added extra greenery to Earth since the 80s the size of the USA.

    Oh and the Seychelles is yet to be submerged.

    All while the Yellow Peril sell us exploding windmills and laugh all the way to the bank.

    In summary,it’s a complete con that started out forty years ago as a scientific hypothesis that has mutated into Ed Miliband.

    Fucking cunts.

    Oven.

  13. In the late 80s we discovered a huge hole in the ozone layer.
    The world panicked.

    It was caused by hair lacquer and Lynx africa.
    The people using these products were a bunch of aerosoles.

    Lucky we fixed it by ignoring it.

  14. Climate bullshit is idiotic.

    If you look at a graph of the last few ice ages and interglacial periods it is clear that the earth is still warming up after the last period of glaciation. The planet has been warmer than is now about half a dozen times in the last 600,000 years. You have to wonder who was driving all the SUVs emitting carbon dioxide 98,000 years .
    Sure, there was more of the ‘nasty’ gas in the atmosphere, but the warming might have caused the increase, rather than the other way around, given the SUV shortage at the time.
    Another bunch of lies from wealthy cunts who want to control humanity.
    Fuck ’em and the private planes they fly around in.
    All the money being wasted trying to stop the tide coming in should have been/should be used to mitigate the effects, because the tide will come in, like it or not. It’s part of earths cyclical changes.

    • Your point of arbitrarily assigning cause and effect to two elements in an event is done constantly in the mass media Cuntry. There is another manifestation of such woolly thinking which is more subtle and perhaps more dangerous i.e. the assumption that two things changing at the same rate and in the same direction must be linked. Best example I know was one I heard fifty years ago. The stork population in Sweden was in decline over several years due to loss of habitat. In the same period the birth rate in Sweden was declining at the same rate. This proves that storks bring babies.

  15. is this the NASA paper?

    https://science.nasa.gov/earth/climate-change/co2-is-making-earth-greenerfor-now/

    the title is ominously titled, “CO2 is making Earth greener for now”

    For now.

    I think the relevant part of the study is this:

    “The beneficial impacts of carbon dioxide on plants may be limited, said co-author Dr. Philippe Ciais, associate director of the Laboratory of Climate and Environmental Sciences, Gif-suv-Yvette, France. “Studies have shown that plants acclimatize, or adjust, to rising carbon dioxide concentration and the fertilization effect diminishes over time.”

    So, potentially over time, we’ll see more foliage, less fruit or poorer quality fruit in terms of nutrition.

    Kind of like, despite the massive increase in human population, the collective intelligence seems to have become as thin as the spunk of a 60-year old Colonel.

    I dunno who is refuting who but certainly it’s thought-provoking, good nom.

  16. Bring back the Ice Age says I.

    Thats climate change for the better.

    And if you’re a bit Linda McCartney,
    Dont like wearing fur,
    They make good eco versions nowadays.

    Flocks of mammoth on the M62
    Sheffield pensioner trapped indoors by wolves
    Immigrants headed south like geese.
    Bleedin marvelous.

    Trade my van in
    Dogsled and team of husky.

  17. I left Comp in 1995 and so I was one of the last to be taught in Science that CO2 is just PART OF THE FUCKING LIFE CYCLE.

    After Tony CUNT Blair and ‘Edukayshun Edukayshun Edukayshun’ every single school subject turned into gaslighting WEF cobblers.

    Hindsight’s a fucking cunt, we should have hung Blair while we had the chance not voted him in.

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