Imagine deciding that something that may have happened three centuries ago requires an apology now and reparations to the tune of £100 million.
That’s the state of the Church of England it seems.
A more amoral,pompous and nihilistic set of cunts is not likely to be found this side of Our BBC.
Queen Anne’s Bounty caused great harm and Africans require the £100 million to “put things right”..
Aye,righto and I’d like £5 million from the Germans as they tried to kill my grandfather in Libya in 1942.
Time travel cash payout cunts the lot.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Why the church of England made Robin askwith the Archbishop of Canterbury, is beyond me.
Confessions of a slave trader.
Giving monkeys 100 million is akin to giving beaker miliband a bacon sarnie, it won’t end well.
Still if it stops soft cunts giving money to the church, so be it.
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By the time it’s passed through the hands of managers and stakeholders the fuzziewuzzies will be lucky to see 50p
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A letter of sympathy is all that’s needed and god will send them the money when he’s got time. With them believing in god still exists because we told them so, that should keep them quiet for the time being. Unlike us who pretends he exists so we can fiddle with the choirboys.
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Is there anyone still alive who personally experienced slavery? Answer NO, the reply should be short and succinct, try fuck off you cunts.
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Yes, it is still happening to this day.
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Point taken. I was referring to Transatlantic era slaves, not the ones in Africa etc.
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I suspect this soft as shite Archbishop hasn’t actually considered where the cash will go and how it will be spent. “Gibs muh dat millidons of pounds n sheet”.
It’ll inevitably fund AK47s, machetes, mud-hut raypings and chiggun breeding and/or fall into the hands of some local warlord.
Daft Christian cunts.
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If it ever gets that far at all.
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The cheeky cunts were rubbish at slavery anyway. That’s why we sacked the lazy black bastards.
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Send them on a lifetime of a holiday back to the empty jungle and our troubles would be over.
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“Listen, I don’t own a plantation and you have never picked cotton”.
Wise words, I can’t remember who said them…….
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It was Clint
Followed by “I don’t owe you shit”
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“The Church Commissioners announced a new £100m fund, committed over a nine-year period, to be spent on “a programme of investment, research and engagement” in communities damaged by the enslavement of African people during the transatlantic slave trade.”…
Mental cunts,has anyone at all asked them how africunts dead for three centuries could possibly be damaged by something that may or may not have happened ?
Odd how churches aren’t exactly bursting at the seams any more isn’t it?
The Church of England is a sham.
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It also seems the great Archbishop has forgotten about her parishioners.
Perhaps some are struggling on a small pension or living in a clapped out b&b following redundancy?
£100,000,000 would help many normal.people down on their luck..
But they don’t seem important to the church.
They prefer feral wógs instead.
Fucking cunts.
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Hallelujah praise da lord 🙏
de honky is feeling da guilt for da chains ⛓️ and sheit…dey call us de tick one’s when it’s was my great, great,grandpappy dat sold me brothers and sisters 😂…now all sing de hymz ‘money,money,money’ 🎶….raaaaas
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Forgive them, Lord, for they know not what they do.
(lUKe, 23:34).
🛐
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I’m so sick of hearing this crap. Lets just give these third world shitholes the cash but in return they have to take back every dark key and parking stanley in this country. Oh, and they are banned for ever returning, including the next 5 generations.
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Er, 5 generations is only 50 years
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Do they really think 100 million will placate the grasping, avaricious cunts when Sir Lenward of Dudley and others are demanding 18 trillion?
If I’ve got my Maths right (it’s not easy with all those noughts) that’ll leave them
£17,999,900,000,000 short.
That’s an awful lot of extra pound coins to be put on the offertory plate.
Better to butter them up by saying the meek shall inherit the earth.
Or if one wants to be a little more direct, tell them to fuck off and do one.
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I believe in science, hence I don’t have the ridiculous God bug so I don’t give a shit what the cretins do with the money that the fairy story believers give them.
What I will say though, is that this sort of claptrap is exactly the kind of shit that encourages the lazy darker brethren to harp on about the £18 trillion they think they’re owed out of the public purse.
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Yep, it stokes the fires of resentment and does little to form a cohesive community.
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What these loony churchgoing types do not seem to understand is that without slavery and rayshal discrimination, we would never have had: kneegrow spirituals, ‘Song of The South’, banjos, ‘Love thy Neighbour’, KFC, big gold jewellery, or Robertson’s Jam. In short, we would be living in a cultural desert. Oh, wait…
Good afternoon, everyone,
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As long as the money comes out of their pockets not a flying fuck is given. Dozy load of twats. How about sending the fuckers back with a note on headed paper saying sorry.
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Use the currency of the time, a few beads and some pretty fabric, maybe some ‘fire water’ or better still cold steel and lead balls from a musket
Stupid cunts indulging the reparation grifters.
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Any cunt who wears that hat, can fuck right off.
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The CofE is dying because of things like this while Catholicism and Orthodoxy are rising.
Also, the money won’t help Africa, it will make things worse ultimately…and by a few Bentleys for the presidents and his chums naturally.
Bantus can’t be civilised.
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Indeed they are difficult to train, easily distracted by shiny things, but with perseverance they can manage simple things like advertising tea or pretending to be a deputy PM.
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It’s like going up to a complete stranger in the street and saying “Oh my god you’re black aren’t you, I’m so, so, sorry that I’m white so here, have £100”.
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All the money should go towards improving the acoustics in churches for classical music concerts. The black cunts can fuck off and bang their fucking bongos in areas suitable for riffraff.
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If theyre paying compo for slavery are they going to be paying for all the kids molested by their employees?
Most Christians look like pederasts to me.
I dont mind them hillbilly ones that go doolally speaking in tongues and handling rattlesnakes,
They seem good eggs.
But the rest tend to be goofy, soft handed,
Glazed eyed, sit on my lap Timmy types.
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Yeah, you know you’re getting old when you pass a priest in the street and he doesn’t even smile or wink at you.
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Priests
Scout masters
Top of the pops hosts in the 70s
Westminster rats
Boyband svengalis
All the type to make your starfish throb red.
AVOID.
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And teachers who hang around the changing rooms when the boys are in the showers after Games.
Usually, though not exclusively, PE or Art teachers.
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All these coconut cunts are fit for is ridicule. Tell them there’s a fancy dress party nearby and all they need to do is sling their cocks over the shoulders and go dressed as petrol pumps.
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100 million to put things right?
How much did these leeches get of the Band Aid and Live Aid stuff alone?
They are recalcitrant savages who will never change. No matter how much money is thrown at them. Also, give them what they want, and they’ll never stop coming back for more.
Fuck them, and fuck their equatorial crap hole.
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£100 million is pretty small change for the Church of England, with its £12 billion investment portfolio, vast real estate holdings, and over 100,000 acres of land that fill its coffers to the tune of £1 billion per annum.
And despite its great wealth the Church also receives public funds in the form of grants, tax rebates, etc, plus thanks to its status as a “charity” it is exempt from paying corporation tax on its income. Not a bad little earner for an organisation that professes to have the spiritual welfare of the country as its number one priority.
No coincidence also that the previous Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, was an ex oil executive who bought shares in Wonga on behalf of the Church, not to mention the years of covering up for his mate John Smyth, a violent abuser of over 100 children.
C of E – money grubbing, virtue signalling, peedo cunts.
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This is incredibly stupid
Once you give in to one far fetched demand, further demands for increasingly outlandish shit will be forthcoming.
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Be reasonable
Demand the impossible
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Do you think the fucking Muslims and their mosques will cough up millions in slavery reparations…!
https://www.fairplanet.org/dossier/beyond-slavery/forgotten-slavery-the-arab-muslim-slave-trade-sex-trafficking/
I fucking think not, only THE STUPID WOKERATI LEFTY LIBERAL HAND WRINGING CHRISTIAN WEST WILL..!
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They were slavers for a thousand years. Don’t see the black fellas chasing the Muslim for ££££…!
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Well my conscience is clear.
My family didnt own slaves.
Didn’t really trust blackamoors and cameroons to be capable of the simplest tasks.
We had wives and daughters for that.
But betting the Archbishops family had slaves.
Probably bummed em as well.
Ive never mistreated a slave in my life.
And the tin of pedigree chum we donated for Live Aid makes us even.
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Congratulations Mis. I donated fuck all.
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I didnt either really Cuntymort😁
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Historical reparations?
Shouldn’t the CofE be starting closer to home?
How about all the damage done, treasures lost and lives destroyed in the Reformation, which led to the current church’s formation?
Oh well, it’s their money.
Just don’t let an African expert like say, Bob Geldof, get involved with it.
Having been virtually bankrupt before Live Aid and then a millionaire after should be a fucking huge warning sign.
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This thing with Trump and Greenland?
Greenlands crying about it
Denmarks crying about it.
First punch.
Attack the US base.
Thatll get Donalds attention.
Tell him theyll be coming home in fuckin bodybags and need 24hrs next to a radiator to defrost.
Stick up for yourselves you fuckin eskimos.
Stop being victims.
If the Vietnamese can do it you can.
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If Donald demanded the High Peaks because it was the only place in the world that had the rare flourospar Blue John,
I wouldn’t bank on that spunk biscuit kier Starmer to defend us.
No.
Id set up the High Peaks guerilla militia.
Ive watched the A team,
I can make weapons out of ordinary items.
Armour up the van.
Cant let some goldfish faced yank cunt push you around.
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@mnc… we’re letting a spunk faced commie push us around 😩… Anything that winds up the euro cunts is fine by me 👍
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Plenty of fertiliser on farms round here.
Some occupying sgt Randy fatberg goes into new Mills Co op?
Hope he has a automatic starter on his car when he comes out with his doughnuts.
🧨Boom
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I bought a piece of Blue John in a presentation box when on holiday in the Peak District. It must have been at least 40 years ago.
I’ve been asking myself ‘why’ ever since.
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Agree with that sentiment.
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The Church of England don’t do well when religion is allowed to creep into their business model, If they only they stuck to their traditional activities like jumble sales and whist drives they would go from strength to strength.
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Coffee mornings, Twenty.
Don’t forget the coffee mornings.
With a raffle.
First prize the out of date box of Quality Street, an unwanted Christmas present donated by the vicar’s wife who’s on a New Year diet.
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