The Church of England [5] and Its Imaginary Sorrow


Imagine deciding that something that may have happened three centuries ago requires an apology now and reparations to the tune of £100 million.

That’s the state of the Church of England it seems.

A more amoral,pompous and nihilistic set of cunts is not likely to be found this side of Our BBC.

Queen Anne’s Bounty caused great harm and Africans require the £100 million to “put things right”..

Aye,righto and I’d like £5 million from the Germans as they tried to kill my grandfather in Libya in 1942.

Time travel cash payout cunts the lot.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

20 thoughts on “The Church of England [5] and Its Imaginary Sorrow

  1. Why the church of England made Robin askwith the Archbishop of Canterbury, is beyond me.
    Confessions of a slave trader.

    Giving monkeys 100 million is akin to giving beaker miliband a bacon sarnie, it won’t end well.

    Still if it stops soft cunts giving money to the church, so be it.

  2. A letter of sympathy is all that’s needed and god will send them the money when he’s got time. With them believing in god still exists because we told them so, that should keep them quiet for the time being. Unlike us who pretends he exists so we can fiddle with the choirboys.

  3. I suspect this soft as shite Archbishop hasn’t actually considered where the cash will go and how it will be spent. “Gibs muh dat millidons of pounds n sheet”.

    It’ll inevitably fund AK47s, machetes, mud-hut raypings and chiggun breeding and/or fall into the hands of some local warlord.

    Daft Christian cunts.

  4. “Listen, I don’t own a plantation and you have never picked cotton”.

    Wise words, I can’t remember who said them…….

  5. “The Church Commissioners announced a new £100m fund, committed over a nine-year period, to be spent on “a programme of investment, research and engagement” in communities damaged by the enslavement of African people during the transatlantic slave trade.”…

    Mental cunts,has anyone at all asked them how africunts dead for three centuries could possibly be damaged by something that may or may not have happened ?

    Odd how churches aren’t exactly bursting at the seams any more isn’t it?

    The Church of England is a sham.

    • It also seems the great Archbishop has forgotten about her parishioners.

      Perhaps some are struggling on a small pension or living in a clapped out b&b following redundancy?

      £100,000,000 would help many normal.people down on their luck..

      But they don’t seem important to the church.

      They prefer feral wógs instead.

      Fucking cunts.

  6. Hallelujah praise da lord 🙏
    de honky is feeling da guilt for da chains ⛓️ and sheit…dey call us de tick one’s when it’s was my great, great,grandpappy dat sold me brothers and sisters 😂…now all sing de hymz ‘money,money,money’ 🎶….raaaaas

  7. I’m so sick of hearing this crap. Lets just give these third world shitholes the cash but in return they have to take back every dark key and parking stanley in this country. Oh, and they are banned for ever returning, including the next 5 generations.

  8. Do they really think 100 million will placate the grasping, avaricious cunts when Sir Lenward of Dudley and others are demanding 18 trillion?
    If I’ve got my Maths right (it’s not easy with all those noughts) that’ll leave them
    £17,999,900,000,000 short.

    That’s an awful lot of extra pound coins to be put on the offertory plate.

    Better to butter them up by saying the meek shall inherit the earth.
    Or if one wants to be a little more direct, tell them to fuck off and do one.

  9. I believe in science, hence I don’t have the ridiculous God bug so I don’t give a shit what the cretins do with the money that the fairy story believers give them.
    What I will say though, is that this sort of claptrap is exactly the kind of shit that encourages the lazy darker brethren to harp on about the £18 trillion they think they’re owed out of the public purse.

  10. What these loony churchgoing types do not seem to understand is that without slavery and rayshal discrimination, we would never have had: kneegrow spirituals, ‘Song of The South’, banjos, ‘Love thy Neighbour’, KFC, big gold jewellery, or Robertson’s Jam. In short, we would be living in a cultural desert. Oh, wait…

    Good afternoon, everyone,

  11. As long as the money comes out of their pockets not a flying fuck is given. Dozy load of twats. How about sending the fuckers back with a note on headed paper saying sorry.

  12. Use the currency of the time, a few beads and some pretty fabric, maybe some ‘fire water’ or better still cold steel and lead balls from a musket

    Stupid cunts indulging the reparation grifters.

  13. The CofE is dying because of things like this while Catholicism and Orthodoxy are rising.

    Also, the money won’t help Africa, it will make things worse ultimately…and by a few Bentleys for the presidents and his chums naturally.

    Bantus can’t be civilised.

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