Profiting From Laziness


One of the main reasons this country is in such a parlous state is because of how lazy people are.

I don’t just mean the benefits-scrounging wasters who are happy to contribute fuck all and never work. Gimme, gimme, gimme and take, take, take. In addition to all the home grown scum who are this way inclined, we now have millions of foreigners joining in as our international welfare state acts as a magnet to the world’s inbred, low-IQ garbage. The mincing filth who oversee this monstrosity weaken our people and civilization by doing so.

But what about everybody else?

Like all the people getting their cars washed for them by eurogyppos. “It only costs £6 and it’s good that they come here to work!” No it doesn’t and no it isn’t, you stupid fuck. Do you honestly believe that having two or three people washing four cars an hour, for that amount of money, is a viable business? After the wages, national insurance, taxes, rent, utilities, equipment? What is really happening is that the workers are being paid well below the minimum wage and claiming benefits to make up the difference. That car wash wasn’t six quid, it was more like sixty quid, subsidised by wider society. The only real winner is the person at the top of the business, who rakes it in. Why don’t people wash their own cars? It isn’t difficult and is good exercise. Or if you really are too precious and comfortably off to do it yourself, use a business that hires English people and pays proper wages and taxes?

Stop supporting fake businesses that rip off the tax payer, undermine British workers (especially the young people), and attract all this foreign muck to our shores in the first place, with all the wider problems this causes. Another one is all the so called “Turkish” barbershops, i.e. money laundering operations involved in criminal activities.

Of course, the mongoloid liberal morons who run this country have convinced themselves this is all good for the economy. That it somehow creates wealth. “Because GDP”, which even goes up when they pay benefits to people. In addition to their money printing, which puts resources into the wrong pockets, misallocates wealth into crap, zombie enterprises that should’ve gone bust long ago, and supports millions of absolutely useless untermensch on benefits and in fake jobs. And over time, corrupts the civilization thanks to so many ill effects. One of which is making thick, lazy twats think they are rich, deserve three brand new cars, not having to get their hands dirty, not even having to cook or, God forbid, collect their own junk food.

Which reminds me. I went into a McDonalds the other day for a snack whilst on a long car journey. The number of dodgy, masked foreigners showing up to collect food for people was unbelievable. I understand people liking fast food from time to time, I do myself on occasion. And if the business wants to offer me free delivery for the pizza I am buying from them, fine, I might take it, assuming they don’t take too long about it. But paying extra for a service where some dodgy creep brings your McDonalds on an ebike? Who the fuck wants to eat lukewarm food that has potentially been touched or breathed on by a stinking, dirty ape like that? How can there be so many companies that depend on illegal immigrant labour, who always seem to be masked up, no matter what time of year, and look like murderers? I can tell you why: lazy people and printed money.

Lazy fucking cunts encouraging it all. I won’t even visit “Indian” restaurants anymore. Many of them are paying the workers well below the minimum wage and avoiding taxes. Again, undermining the native workers and businesses, and scamming the system. Not to mention the number of times I have been violently ill after eating their disgusting slop. It’s all you ever hear from the liberal idiots. “Mass immigration good because: curry”, like that fat, cuckold bitch, Piers Morgan. We already have the recipes, most of the millions pouring in aren’t chefs, and the food is frankly shit. Fuck off!!

People have become far too comfortable, weak and indolent. Feckless bastards everywhere. We are long overdue a comeuppance handed down from the gods. A big economic smash to bring people back down to earth, restore common sense, and deprive our hateful, destructive elite and their Blob state of resources.

Merry Christmas.

The Daily Fail.

The Grauniad.

Nominated by : Norfolk Jugs

38 thoughts on “Profiting From Laziness

  1. People are ENCOURAGED to be lazy and profligate by our imbecile government, child benefit for each child you pump out, breakfast clubs for parents to lazy to pour some water on Ready Brek, easy access to housing and free everything if you are an illegal immigrant.

    You can’t blame such lazy bleeders for taking advantage of everything on offer because they are Joe Ronces.

    • To add to your list WC, parents who haven’t toilet trained their kids because they think it’s the teachers job to do it

      • I thought that was largely the illegals.

        Y’know. The ones that train their kids to shit in the high street.

      • Kids starting school in nappies been going on for a while.
        Illegals kids shitting in waste bins at the back of the class. Par for the course in many London schools.
        You’d think the fucking parents would have been given some instructions prior to the gift of benefits

  2. Great nomination.

    Every patriot should boycott all foreign businesses as much as they can. All those horrid takeaways wouldn’t be here if people stopped buying and stuffing their faces with their filth.

    Other ethnicities look after their own and so should we. Get from small local English/British businesses where possible, even if it’s slightly more expensive.

    • Apparently there’s a “cost of living” crisis going on.

      With the sheer amount of takeaways, barber shops and vape shops littering what used to be the high street, in every town up and down the country, I’d beg to differ.

      It’s more a “taking the fucking piss” crisis

    • Agree, boycott the filthy negative food safety rating shitholes, especially Dirty Abdul’s kebab shops. My bloody dog turns her nose up at discarded kebabs

  3. Fuck me You have my vote! spot on although the title was misleading.

    I will be holidaying in your area later this year, watch out for me goose stepping across the broads!

  4. Deliveroo and just eat, should be throughly audited and fined out of existence.
    Those cunts were operating out of the britannia hotel, while the immigrant protests were on.

    You only have to look at this labour government, for profiting out of laziness..
    Cunts pushing slop policies, while ignoring the real problems.
    Like the ai grok issue.

    Raped by third world pàki’s, the sound of crickets.
    Posting a ai picture of a mp in a bikini, time for the pearls to be clutched and new laws to be implemented.

    • The policy is to create a dependency upon the state, once this policy has been achieved the state can then control the dependants of the state.
      a bloodless totalitarian revolution, the removal of the intellectual’s and bourgeois is well underway through taxation and migration.

    • The government has no problem with the likes of Deliveroo. It keeps people at home so that all restaurants and pubs can eventually shut down and the pleborate can have their brains completely suppurated by Netflix. It also keeps the invaders in cash in hand work, so that they can remain fit and battle ready when the government eventually gives the order.

  5. No car for me…but both my daughters drive and they both use a mobile guy who does a very good job and he isn’t much dearer than these mafia run illegal employment gaffes…and for a massive bonus he’s a native Brit 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿….shop local 👍

  6. All the well behaved people are gone. Those before the war, during and afterwords. I was part of it. That’s why I despise all foreign riff-raff that’s allowed in our once proud country.

  7. There is a quite literal black economy in every town and city,barbers,vape shops car washes and such employing very furtive Afghans,kurds and other assorted rubbish.

    A great deal.of the money they make,including the start up grants from the taxpayer,goes overseas but some does end up in our economy so politicians see it as a gain for GDP.

    It’s also worth mentioning that a very large amount of this mess was created by Gordon the cunt Brown when he introduced the Tax Credit system which subsidised low pay and made millions welfare dependent…

    Which he and every Chancellor since have continued to expand,partly its about GDP but its also about state control.

    To sum up,the country is quite quickly turning into Zimbabwe.

    Its all going to collapse and I can’t wait.

    Good morning.

  8. East European car washes, Turkish (and anyone pretending to be Turkish) barbers, Vietnamese nail bars

    I don’t use any of the above 😂

    No take always, no food deliveries and no shopping at a P*ki shop.

    Deport, deport, deport, make Britain Great Again (maybe)

  9. What a fantastic nomination.

    Bravo Sir 👏🏼

    The entitled laziness and utterly vacuous, shallow behaviour that I see more and more of each day, is quite literally beyond belief.

    Having a child?
    That’ll be a four bedroom new build you’ll be needing then?

    Need a car?
    Only a Chelsea tractor will do.

    Peckish?
    Just Eat/Deliveroo/Uber Eats it is.

    Don’t get me fucking started on the false teeth/inflatable lips/Botox/perma tan brigade

  10. What’s wrong with people. If I want something I go and get it. It’s probably due to being older before all this laziness began. But the likes of me will need care and attention in the long run. At least I can feel proud in myself for not being a fetch me, cart me, carry me person.

  11. No one seems to gives a fuck about the UK anymore. It is now all about Brits grifting along getting one over on other Brits. Nothing works, no one works, who cares? Certainly not Sir Two Kweer and his marxist chums, certainly not the immies, certainly not the bennies class, certainly not druggies, certainly not Parking Stanley pimps, certainly not the police, certainly not the invisible GPs, certainly not the NHS, certainly not young people. Add to that lot the bum bandits, transies, the church, politicians, civil servants, lawyers, and who does that leave who actually cares? Maybe that old guy wearing the medals he won on Korea, alone and freezing in a filthy one bedroom private rented hovel.

    Fuck off, cunts.

    • No, Tattoo “Return to sender ” on their foreheads and do so.
      If you sent them to Siberia, Putin would throw them into his SMO (should take about 3 days by all counts).

  12. Car washes.
    Barbers. ( Swarthy cunts).
    Vape shops.
    Garish mini markets.
    Taxis ( Muslims)
    Takeaways ( Muslims)

    Are and everyone knows it, MONEY LAUNDERING OPERATIONS.

    But, so long as the twats are paying:
    Council tax.
    Business rates.
    Small amounts of:
    NI.
    Income tax.
    No fucking government will do anything about it.

    In effect national and local governments are profiting from the proceeds of CRIME…!

    • Fuck the barbers if I want some ethnic type waving sharps near me I’ll go and visit my brother in laaaadon. Takeaways no chance, taxi fuck off as well. Food delivery services, some cunt with galloping clap and tb slobbering over a part cooked burger and chips which cost more than a set of fucking tyres no. I’ll admit I have got a touch lazy but hey I’ve done my bit, paid my taxes etc I’m old and fucked so I’m entitled to be a touch idle. Still help out if required, and still give a fuck about what’s important
      ,

  13. People doing cut price work to top up their benefits.

    I would say the opposite.
    I can only go by the time I was in the UK, but I never met anyone on benefits that didn’t work.

    I remember that people used to have to ‘sign on’ once a week.
    Works vans were parked well away from the benefits office.
    People used to change out of their overalls to go and sign that they hadn’t worked but were available for work if they could get a job.

    People would pretend to be unemployed to get their dole money and to have their rent or mortgage paid.
    They didn’t actually need the money. So instead of work money to top up their benefits, it would be benefits to top up their wages. And most of the time the benefits weren’t even needed.

    I dare say that the same is true today.
    People will register themselves as unemployed to get all sorts of benefits while still working.

    I think that the solution is simple.
    Stop paying any benefits at all.

    • Alan Bleasdale was allowed to televise his “Boys from the Blackstuff” on the bbc, about illegally working whilst on the dole. That was in 1982.

  14. Bloody excellent nom is this. Class replies too.

    Its the same laziness that had created voter apathy. Net result = a shower of cunts in goverment, cunts in local councils and a monumental cunt as Mayor of our capital.

    Just sayin’ 😁

    • Dead right there Cono, voting has been made as a thing to do during the adverts. If you value somerhing you make good use of it. Postal votes for the idle were in fact a immo political gift. Cunts to ourselves.

  15. So looking round me, we have a number of “Legit” People who come to work and receive work permits, they pay minimal tax and its great for the employer, after a year or so the family can pop over and all of a sudden that balance swings because it is tax payer funded.
    Where is the saving? the only person saving is the employer who bitches about the rise in NI and the cost to his business whilst I finance his workforce and their dependants.

  16. This creation of an utterly fucked nation is the defence policy : who in their right mind would want to invade and try and run it?

  17. Now on topic and of interest.

    A couple of years ago our local car wash was busted for offering “Personal services” so whilst your car was being washed, they had other ways to amuse you.

    I as per normal was totally unaware of this and don’t care that much for my car, but I thought of all the wives whose husbands popped down the car wash on the weekend and came back so happy.
    I am sure there were some very pointed conversations (maybe a few divorces) after that came out ( and probably some very dirty cars in the village). 😏

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