Potholes

are cunts.

This is an ongoing issue and the absolute bugbear of any road user who has the misfortune to have to drive ( or be driven ) over these ploughed fields masquerading as roads.

Quite apart from the danger of a collision if someone unexpectedly jinks into your path trying to avoid one, there’s the issue of potentially expensive damage to your vehicle should you hit one.

Not to worry, you can always claim from the council can’t you?

Wrong! They have the perfect loophole.
You can’t claim if the pothole is
A. Scheduled for repair, or
B. Hasn’t been reported, so they didn’t know about it.

Got you coming and going, haven’t they? How do you disprove either scenario?

As a matter of interest, the Telegraph has published an article about this, which is behind a pay wall on line, but mentioned that those whose claims were successful are those on two-wheeled transport who suffered significant injury.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

74 thoughts on “Potholes

  1. Must digress for a moment to mention that all sly sports have to offer at the moment is 3rd & 4th division football, with a panel in the studio and out and about. How pathetic can you stoop so low and charge us a monthly fee for this shite. They should bury their heads in shame.

  2. I have a remastered Casablanca, from the BBC 2 no less, in those glorious days .
    Taped on video “ Panasonic “
    no adds obviously, it still remains a favourite, when all else is said and done .
    I love it alongside my other classic collections .
    Yah I prefer a Decca vinyl as well for real experiences .
    The kids no fk all

    I

    • Same here, Mecuntry.

      My Decca originals from ‘The Rolling Stones’ to ‘Let It Bleed’ still play fantastic. ‘Beggars Banquet’ in the white RSVP cover still my favourite out of them.

  3. Bury Council – the most rotten, useless, yet money grabbing council in Britain – have left holes in our street for years now.

    Yet, the cunts howl and threaten like wounded wolves if the extortionate Council Tax is not paid.

    Funny, how several pot holes have been left in our little street for eons. Yet, when some wag sprayed ‘Is Bury Council Totally Useless Or Corrupt? on a wall nearby,
    it was cleaned off in a matter of days.

    They are bastards.

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