Potholes

are cunts.

This is an ongoing issue and the absolute bugbear of any road user who has the misfortune to have to drive ( or be driven ) over these ploughed fields masquerading as roads.

Quite apart from the danger of a collision if someone unexpectedly jinks into your path trying to avoid one, there’s the issue of potentially expensive damage to your vehicle should you hit one.

Not to worry, you can always claim from the council can’t you?

Wrong! They have the perfect loophole.
You can’t claim if the pothole is
A. Scheduled for repair, or
B. Hasn’t been reported, so they didn’t know about it.

Got you coming and going, haven’t they? How do you disprove either scenario?

As a matter of interest, the Telegraph has published an article about this, which is behind a pay wall on line, but mentioned that those whose claims were successful are those on two-wheeled transport who suffered significant injury.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

70 thoughts on “Potholes

  1. Must digress for a moment to mention that all sly sports have to offer at the moment is 3rd & 4th division football, with a panel in the studio and out and about. How pathetic can you stoop so low and charge us a monthly fee for this shite. They should bury their heads in shame.

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