I stopped to buy some petrol the other day and noticed the curry wallah serving behind the counter had a long and dirty looking little fingernail.
“Are you vanting to buys manys chocolates for de girlfriends” said the cunt, mangling my beautiful mother tongue as well as offending me with his disgusting personal hygiene as he tried to flog some post-Christmas shite.
I fucking well didn’t and silently thanked contactless payment. Having a long little fingernail were historically symbols of wealth and status because you didn’t do manual labour, as well as good luck and prosperity. I assumed he wasn’t a captain of industry as he was “working at Londis garage” at 6.00am so this grubby little poopjeet was picking out his earwax and scratching himself in other bodily orifices.
Is there no end to the cultural enrichment?
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.
Men have short nails for manual labour.
Also hygiene.
Its disgusting and effeminate to have long fingernails like Fu Manchu.
Used to be this kid when I was at school (one who fell in a open grave an soiled himself on Halloween)
He had long fingernails gernails with dirt under them.
An green teeth.
The dirty little cunt.
Turned my guts then
Still does.
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Cracked me up!
You should write and publish your memoirs MNC. I’d happily buy
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You’d think that they use the nail to pull the last clods of shit from their dirty brown arses, but they actually stick these nails down their jap’s eyes as extra stimulation.
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You were actually correct the first time.
Somalis in particular.
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People are generally slobs.
They must notice the gut getting bigger but they choose to do fuck all about it.
Men with great clumps of hair growing out of their ears and nostrils, and they think that it’s OK.
We can recognise someone English from a distance.
Men and women with huge sweaty, stomachs and tattoos all over their bodies, dragging their feet as they shamble along.
Filthy, long fingernails and severe skin infections on their feet, visible as they will be wearing flip-flops.
Long, dirty, yellow toe nails…. Disgusting.
These are the people who have given up, they simply don’t care anymore.
The others are people who are well aware of how they look but want to challenge society.
“Who are you to judge me and why should I conform?”
These usually would be women with hairy legs and armpits, sporting a ‘tash.
Give them distance.
If they don’t give a fuck about themselves then they will give less than a fuck about anyone else.
I would never get close enough to a Pákí to see his fingernails.
Good morning everyone!
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Morning TAC/all.
Do you ever happen to eat naturally fermented products?
I started eating raw sauerkraut and raw garlic every day a couple of months back and my quite severe asthma, which I’ve had since I was 10 (I’m now 53), has completely disappeared, I’ve come off the inhalers completely.
Coincidence? Possibly. But I feel fitter and trimmer than ever.
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Morning Thomas.
I have never tried sauerkraut but I will take your word for it.
What I have found that is excellent for diabetes is Chinese bean shoots.
I had a portion yesterday and I feel good today.
I may nip along to the Chink wholesaler later today and buy a sack full.
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@thomas….you are count Heinrich Von krautlic and I claim your inhaler …mein gott 🇩🇪
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Besides the obvious health benefits, theres a lot to be said for necking a few cloves of raw garlic a day, can clear an entire room on demand with just one slilent little fart.
Combine with cod liver oil capsules for maximum power.
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Might of been a vampire with that accent.. I vant to suck your blood.
Drain you of your blood and over charge your for a plaster.
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What he says to his fellow Pákí punters is, ““Are you vanting to buys manys bags of Haribo for de girlfriends”
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Filthy curry eaters.Full Bombay oven
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With the number of fucking nail bars in our high street, there is no excuse for having anything other than immaculate manicures. All of those establishments are full of young female oriental types who are quite obviously victims of the modern slave trade.Who the fuck owns these places? I can only think that they are fronts for gangland money laundering. There is rarely any fucker in them. Occasionally you will see a transie fatso police officer having a pedicure, but otherwise, no fucker frequents them. No doubt yours truly is helping pay start up costs for them all.
Our high street offer is almost entirely made up of charidee shops, nail bars, vape sellers, and barber shops All bar one of the banks have gone as there is almost no money to be had. Of course, if you want drugs, contraband fags, or stolen packs of bacon or cheese you will likely get sorted.
Fucking, Labour cunts.
Good morning, everyone.
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Same where I live.Romainian scum.
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@ADMIN, would you be kind enough to give my email address to Jeezum please? I don’t want to derail the thread. Many thanks, Jill
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I think you’ll be disappointed Jill. People have asked before and received a flat refusal. It’s a cast iron rule for the anonymity of all cunters.
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Flat no, its against protocol
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The greatest thing about modern civilisation is the accessibility of personal hygiene. Never mind high end consumer products, real luxury is to roll out of bed into the shower and don clean clothes for the day. As I heard a historian remark many years ago, if you were taken centuries back in time what would be the first thing you noticed when you stepped out of your front door? The smell. Adverts on the telly for “deodorants” which claim to work for 72 hours. Question already posed by another cunter, who goes three days without a shower? I would ask and why?
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You ask ‘who goes three days without a shower?’ arfur.
Here’s your answer:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c78v36g4pnno
Probably more like three years.
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Bloody hell Geordie, beggars belief. I happen to know Tewkesbury from when I was working, not a place one would immediately expect this sort of behaviour. makes me wonder though about what might be going on in more rural areas away from public gaze or suspicion. Fred and Rose were up to their antics not very far from there.
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@geordie….10 kids …. there are some seriously deranged people in the UK ffs, you have got a real problem to go anywhere near that minge…😩 #retardsontheloose
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Looking at it gentlemen, I’m assuming it’s a Pikey.
In which case it probably stole most of its 10 kids to claim more off the State. I can’t honestly believe it’s been humped at least ten times.
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Not to mention the recently marketed ‘lower body spray ”
Just why?
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And as an indictment on our legal system, having being found guilty of all those offences, she is remanded on bail until March for sentencing. Obviously not ‘Far Right’ then M’Lud?
Fuck that, lock the rancid cunt up, knock a few of her teeth out & give her ugly mug a good scrub down with bleach before making her guzzle half a bottle of Fairy Liquid.
Fucking horrible cunt.
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I just hope whoever have nails such as these, do themselves permanent injury whilst contemplating their navel, picking the nose, ears and arse. Besides drawing blood it can’t be healthy. Anyone employing such people should be severely reprimanded and have their nails removed like the Japanese did during the war.
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On second thoughts I’d have these nails removed from the wrist.
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Something you ( fortunately ) usually only see in summer are toenails, and some people look like they’ve had rhinos feet grafted onto their legs, but the thing that really turns my stomach are dirty, bitten fingernails!
Yeuch!
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This is a trait of Malay Chinese Nonya women.
They poke their dragon witch claw into fruit, veg’ and packeted meats to check the freshness, leaving a crescent shaped mark. Then once satisfied leaving it behind to take unadulterated items. If you call them out on It they’ll cast a hex upon you after spraying venom into your face. One just has to inspect items carefully to avoid contamination that will turn your skin yellow and rot your teeth.
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Dunno if Donald Trump got the wrong list for his
‘Board of peace’?
Tony Blair
Vlad ‘tutti frutti’ putin
Darth Vader
Dracula
Klingon empire
Reads like a whos who of villians.
The Legion of Monsters
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So is this like a bully boy version of Starmer’s ‘Coalition of the Willing’?
And what a fucking bellend Macaroon looked in his aviators, minor eye condition or not. If he had worn an eyepatch Trump might have let him into the ‘Board of Peace’.
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Theyre having specislist speakers LL.
Monday 9am
Art of the headlock with Gripper Stebson.
Lunch 12-2.
Evening speakers a delegation of daleks.
Tuesday 9am
The tank driver from Tianaman Square
Then after lunch
A essay on Deadarms with DCI Slater from Only Fools and Horses
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As long as they beat the piss out of Too Kweer, Macaroon, Ursula Undress, and Gruppenfuhrer Merz, I will be well happy.
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I heard Big Don’s ‘Peace Firm’ would feature the following….
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F9w9fmk4njbo81.jpg
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Can we drop a nuke on Davos?
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The Japanese had prisoners toenails and fingernails removed in the last war, besides tormenting them with nude ladies parading by and any signs of an erection the appendage would be sliced off.
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Once saw woman with excesivly long uncut nails, all long and curved over. Turned my stomach.
A short nail is good for the fret/neck hand guitar playing and definate nails for the playing/picking hand.
Come the revalution and will be “up against the wall and show me your hands” all those with short broken nails and it will be ” Step forward brother( or indeed sister) and the rest. Ah just the rattle of a machine gun and the tinkle of empty cases falling to the ground.
Mornin comrades
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OT, some poor sap is knocking all the doors in our street trying to sell a service cleaning the gutters. I don’t think anyone’s going to tell him that I own a ladder and do it for a bottle of beer.
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We get a slip of paper with a ‘we clean your gutters’ message every so often arfur. No address, no landline number, just a mobile number.
I take it that ‘we clean your gutters’ is a misspelling of ‘we look through your bedroom windows to see where the wife keeps her jewellery box’.
Or maybe it means ‘we watch your daughter undressing’.
Whatever, they’ll get a resounding ‘fuck off’ if they ever knock on the door.
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I get them too, I am in a ground floor flat 🙄🙄
I have also noticed that my spam inbox is filling up with more buy a sofa e-mails than random women begging to have no holds sex with me😒
Got to be an age thing.
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Here is the classic dirty old man
https://youtu.be/guSSrBjpqQU
Could easily apply to Jess (hair wash) Phillips
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I can hear Harold now…
‘You DUH-TEE old mainnnnn!’
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went out with a girl with long nails…..used to love her sticking the one on her pinky finger in my japs eye while whe wanked me off.
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Chocolates? Just the von vee curly vurly for me please.
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One of my exes had lovely real long nails. Also had beautiful real long eyelashes.
Her name was April, and she looked like Kate Bush. She smoked rose petal cigarettes, and passers by mistook it for pot. A screamer in the sack and all.
Definitely one of my better ones.
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I think you are somewhat mistaken as to its use, they are often referred too as coke spoons😉
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Fingernails also ideaIy for giving cats their daily dosage and to amuse themselves at the same time.
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Never trust a man with long fingernails.
Something wrong with him.
Hes either a lazy cunt, a mental, a sexual delinquent,
Or something.
Also men with red or pink trousers on.
Id have these deviants rounded up
Shameless.
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