Lenny Henry (13)

is a cunt.

Well gwapple me gwapenuts, it’s everyone’s favourite race grifter. Sir Lenward is returning to Stand Up in 1 hour 50 minutes of side-splitting hilarity.. A ‘comedian’ who built his career on the basis of one funny joke he told on a kids TV programme in 1978, and now Professor of Racial Grievance Studies at Dudley College of Bricklaying.

Self-hating, bourgeois, lefty simpletons suffering post-colonial guilt will be queuing up to be white shamed. Featuring Lenward’s brilliant impersonations of David Bellamy, Frank Spencer and Trevor McDonald, and not forgetting his hilarious joke about us owing 18 trillion in reparations. Omg, the people in the audience will be suffering paroxysms of mirth. Yes, both of them.

On the other hand, perhaps everyone could just save up to £49.50 and give the chippy racist cunt a miss.

Warwick art

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

40 thoughts on “Lenny Henry (13)

  1. Lenny Henry. Still at large. Didn’t they say that about Peter Sutcliffe once?
    Would of got more laughs with Pete.

    1 hour 50 minutes long, good grief.
    And I bet the interval is full of cunts shaking reparation tins in your face.

    He should do a double act with that unfunny spàstic Rosie Jones.
    Monkey and the mong..

    Hopefully all the proceeds will go to the victims of lenworths career in TV.

    • Ah yes, Rosie Jones, recently self-appointed Comedy Commissar.
      Ticks even more boxes than Sir Lenward.
      Makes a one-liner last a week.

  2. I was in my teens when first setting eyes on the likes of you Windrush cunts in person. I wish the reverse in this case wishing you were still in the jungle on tv documentaries, especially the pigmy women with big tits.

  3. Imagine if unfunny, colour-promoted Lenny Henry had had a child with unfunny, token chubster Dawn French. It would be a fat, sweaty, unfunny, chippy, thick, racist turd who achieved everything through DEI-related handouts.

    Wait a second. Lammy?

  4. I assume the audience will be exclusively black, considering Sir Lenworth hates, and has insulted every white person in this country.
    Why spend upwards of fifty quid to be told you’re a racist cunt, by a racist cunt?
    And I see his antisemitic ex wife has been welcomed back into the bosom of the BBC with an upcoming ‘comedy’ drama.
    Yet another pointless, unfunny and totally undeserved comeback.

    • There’s plenty of white lefties who sorely wish they were black who’ll be showing up to rouse the rabble – they’ll probably be even more vocal than the tinted audience in their condemnation of the white man. Perhaps they could even dawb themselves with a spot of shoe polish to show their solidarity?

      • Gerald, I colour in my own marmalade labels to recreate the pleasure of a traditional English breakfast

  5. Pretty sure that very few “white saviours’ will be lining up to listen to some chippy piece of redundant farm machinery lecture them on how everything is whitey’s fault.

    I think everyone can find a better home for £49.50. Like the pub, for example.

      • That’s something I haven’t seen for a while. Someone reading a paper copy of the Grauniad.

        As far as I know, their reader base reads it online for free.
        Which is probably why they constantly have the begging bowl out.

        I only read the occasional article linked here for provocation.

  6. Id like to of seen Lennys reaction to the shooting of that fat dyke by ICE agents in Minnesota.

    I doubt like me he had a hard on like he was 15yrs old?
    He loves big blubbery fat white chicks,
    Probably burst into tears.

  7. Sir Lammy Henry comes from a long line of old school impersonations. We Brots love a take off. Remember the late, great Mike Yarwood? Who can forget his amazing likenesses of Harold Wilson and Edward Heath? Yarwood’s impression of Prince Charles was so good I often mistook him for the confused and anarchic heir to the throne. Then there was the much admired Rorer Kitter and his ribald Norman Wisdom and extraordinary likeness of singalong favourite Max Bygraves. Of course, Sir Lammy started by impersonating a black person on the BBC’s marvellous family show, the Black and White Minstrels. The rest is history.

    Good morning, everyone.

  8. I was blissfully unaware of this forthcoming triumph of comedy gold.

    I sincerely hope the roof caves in on the pack of cunts.

    Good morning.

  9. Maybe he will tell stories of his days on the plantation bwana or his dash to freedom in Katanga.

    If I wanted to watch an unfunny blick cunt, the HoC has one for free.

    • @SOI…. One black cnut? There’s more than one of the unfunny cnuts in the HoC. For starters how’s about Kimi Badenoch (NW Essex), Abacus Abbott (Hackney North & Stoke Newington), Suella Braverman (Fareham and Waterlooville), Dawn Butler (Brent East), James Cleverly (Braintree), Lammy (Tottenham), Clive Lewis (Norwich South), Shabana Mahmood (Birmingham Ladywood), Lisa Nandy (Wigan), Kate Osamor (Edmonton and Winchmore Hill), Yasmin Qureshi (Bolton South and Walkden), Zara Sultana (Coventry South), and doubtless many others who I can’t remember. All fkn unfunny ethics who should only be allowed in the HoP if they’re only there to serve drinks in the bar or clean the sh!tters.

      • Very true but I was thinking of mastermind and Tottenham village idiot.

        Serving drinks would be a step to far for Lammy, maybe he could manage scrubbing toilets.

    • Monkeys and monogamy aren’t great partners. Apparently Lenworth stuck his helmet in some blonde, chubby coalburner in 1999.

      Fatty French reportedly wasn’t too impressed with his monkeyshines.

  10. Whenever some has-been like Henry, or the deeply unfunny Dawn French is referred to as ‘ a national treasure ‘ I’m a bit sick in my mouth.

    Now, if they were at the bottom of the Marinas trench, I could live with ‘ a sunken treasure ‘

  11. I’m right regular me.
    You can set your clock by my morning toilet atrocity.
    Except when my schedule is out of kilter for any reason.

    If I don’t park my breakfast at the allotted time then the bomb doors wedge shut and I lose the urge to poo.

    Yesterday was one such day.

    So this morning it felt like I was sitting on a horse’s head.

    The visit to Khasi Cunter was most satisfying and resulted in an enormous log, about half the size of a meerkat, that took several flushes to send on its way.

    I have decided to call this, and any similar faecal phenomena a ‘Lenny’.

    Good morning everyone!

      • Black men like to be controlling Doc, and most black women are not into that.

        At least not the attractive women that have got a choice.

        You never try to control a black woman and if you raise your hand to one, or are unfaithful, then it’s unlikely that you will wake up with your cock still attached.

        Black men therefore have little choice.
        Either a totally unattractive, submissive black woman, or a passable white slag.

        It’s a mystery to me why any woman, black or white would want to lumber themselves with your average black guy.

  12. What a plethora of cunts will be in that audience. Listening to that twat who’s about as funny as a same day dose of the shits and whooping cough.

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