is a cunt.
Well gwapple me gwapenuts, it’s everyone’s favourite race grifter. Sir Lenward is returning to Stand Up in 1 hour 50 minutes of side-splitting hilarity.. A ‘comedian’ who built his career on the basis of one funny joke he told on a kids TV programme in 1978, and now Professor of Racial Grievance Studies at Dudley College of Bricklaying.
Self-hating, bourgeois, lefty simpletons suffering post-colonial guilt will be queuing up to be white shamed. Featuring Lenward’s brilliant impersonations of David Bellamy, Frank Spencer and Trevor McDonald, and not forgetting his hilarious joke about us owing 18 trillion in reparations. Omg, the people in the audience will be suffering paroxysms of mirth. Yes, both of them.
On the other hand, perhaps everyone could just save up to £49.50 and give the chippy racist cunt a miss.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
Lenny Henry. Still at large. Didn’t they say that about Peter Sutcliffe once?
Would of got more laughs with Pete.
1 hour 50 minutes long, good grief.
And I bet the interval is full of cunts shaking reparation tins in your face.
He should do a double act with that unfunny spàstic Rosie Jones.
Monkey and the mong..
Hopefully all the proceeds will go to the victims of lenworths career in TV.
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Ah yes, Rosie Jones, recently self-appointed Comedy Commissar.
Ticks even more boxes than Sir Lenward.
Makes a one-liner last a week.
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I was in my teens when first setting eyes on the likes of you Windrush cunts in person. I wish the reverse in this case wishing you were still in the jungle on tv documentaries, especially the pigmy women with big tits.
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I’m sure I’ve seen that monkey up a tree somewhere.
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Imagine if unfunny, colour-promoted Lenny Henry had had a child with unfunny, token chubster Dawn French. It would be a fat, sweaty, unfunny, chippy, thick, racist turd who achieved everything through DEI-related handouts.
Wait a second. Lammy?
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I met her at a garden centre once, she was looking for a new spade.
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When is a spade, no longer a spade?
When it’s been hit with a shovel.
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They never had kids because even “Sir” Len’s massive schlong couldn’t find the hole.
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I assume the audience will be exclusively black, considering Sir Lenworth hates, and has insulted every white person in this country.
Why spend upwards of fifty quid to be told you’re a racist cunt, by a racist cunt?
And I see his antisemitic ex wife has been welcomed back into the bosom of the BBC with an upcoming ‘comedy’ drama.
Yet another pointless, unfunny and totally undeserved comeback.
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There’s plenty of white lefties who sorely wish they were black who’ll be showing up to rouse the rabble – they’ll probably be even more vocal than the tinted audience in their condemnation of the white man. Perhaps they could even dawb themselves with a spot of shoe polish to show their solidarity?
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@dave …oooh dem golden minstrels 🪩…I used to hide behind the sofa when they came on…now it’s when Mr lammy Henry does 😩
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Gerald, I colour in my own marmalade labels to recreate the pleasure of a traditional English breakfast
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Pretty sure that very few “white saviours’ will be lining up to listen to some chippy piece of redundant farm machinery lecture them on how everything is whitey’s fault.
I think everyone can find a better home for £49.50. Like the pub, for example.
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And yet people spend £100s every year buying the Grduain…
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That’s something I haven’t seen for a while. Someone reading a paper copy of the Grauniad.
As far as I know, their reader base reads it online for free.
Which is probably why they constantly have the begging bowl out.
I only read the occasional article linked here for provocation.
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Id like to of seen Lennys reaction to the shooting of that fat dyke by ICE agents in Minnesota.
I doubt like me he had a hard on like he was 15yrs old?
He loves big blubbery fat white chicks,
Probably burst into tears.
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Ps
ICE should shoot more fat lezzy types.
That protest looked like a beach where elephant seals congregate.
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You might enjoy this then mis.
A one man wrecking ball.
https://x.com/i/status/2010894981704401346
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@barry….😂 Saw that on u tube last night the guy in the red jacket obviously didn’t understand the maxim of once you’ve been put down..stay down! But the lump went back with 🧤 off and went back onto the deck like a falling tree…timbeeeeerrrrrr 👌
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Great stuff!
That idiot in red goes strutting up like He-man and gets folded like a cheap deckchair.
Made my day!
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The dope in the red jacket went down quicker than Angela Rayner.
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Your right Baz, i did enjoy it.
As for that fat Renee who got shot,
Shame her equally bloated “wife” didnt also cop for a bullet.
Youd need a forklift to carry the coffin.
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My only thought was I hope the dog in the backseat is OK.
Turns out it was, but it’s back with the other fat, demented lesbian.
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Laugh? – I never thought I’d start.
He looks dreadfully raddled. Is he in poor health?
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fingers-crosses 🤞🏾
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Didn’t this bantu cheat on Dawn French?
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Yes C, he allegedly shagged a hotel worker.
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As Odin said, sorry I am not a white Saviour. Lenny fuck off. The money will be used down the local hostelry.
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Spin onto 6.50 mins, side splitting humour. Oh how we laughed..!
https://youtu.be/TVYmUw-479E?si=XkM9VZOl65C4KfOu
Massive black cunt..!
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Sir Lammy Henry comes from a long line of old school impersonations. We Brots love a take off. Remember the late, great Mike Yarwood? Who can forget his amazing likenesses of Harold Wilson and Edward Heath? Yarwood’s impression of Prince Charles was so good I often mistook him for the confused and anarchic heir to the throne. Then there was the much admired Rorer Kitter and his ribald Norman Wisdom and extraordinary likeness of singalong favourite Max Bygraves. Of course, Sir Lammy started by impersonating a black person on the BBC’s marvellous family show, the Black and White Minstrels. The rest is history.
Good morning, everyone.
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I was blissfully unaware of this forthcoming triumph of comedy gold.
I sincerely hope the roof caves in on the pack of cunts.
Good morning.
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Maybe he will tell stories of his days on the plantation bwana or his dash to freedom in Katanga.
If I wanted to watch an unfunny blick cunt, the HoC has one for free.
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Lenny,
The reason God made sickle cell.
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@SOI…. One black cnut? There’s more than one of the unfunny cnuts in the HoC. For starters how’s about Kimi Badenoch (NW Essex), Abacus Abbott (Hackney North & Stoke Newington), Suella Braverman (Fareham and Waterlooville), Dawn Butler (Brent East), James Cleverly (Braintree), Lammy (Tottenham), Clive Lewis (Norwich South), Shabana Mahmood (Birmingham Ladywood), Lisa Nandy (Wigan), Kate Osamor (Edmonton and Winchmore Hill), Yasmin Qureshi (Bolton South and Walkden), Zara Sultana (Coventry South), and doubtless many others who I can’t remember. All fkn unfunny ethics who should only be allowed in the HoP if they’re only there to serve drinks in the bar or clean the sh!tters.
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Very true but I was thinking of mastermind and Tottenham village idiot.
Serving drinks would be a step to far for Lammy, maybe he could manage scrubbing toilets.
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“For over five decades Lenny Henry has been telling stories…”
Yes, quite.
Blek cunts mither.
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Monkeys and monogamy aren’t great partners. Apparently Lenworth stuck his helmet in some blonde, chubby coalburner in 1999.
Fatty French reportedly wasn’t too impressed with his monkeyshines.
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Whenever some has-been like Henry, or the deeply unfunny Dawn French is referred to as ‘ a national treasure ‘ I’m a bit sick in my mouth.
Now, if they were at the bottom of the Marinas trench, I could live with ‘ a sunken treasure ‘
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I wonder, did Marks & Sparks food sales crash when they got that unfunny vat of lard French to be their Christmas Fairy?
As funny as Covid, and as attractive as a maggot filled meat pie.
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I’m right regular me.
You can set your clock by my morning toilet atrocity.
Except when my schedule is out of kilter for any reason.
If I don’t park my breakfast at the allotted time then the bomb doors wedge shut and I lose the urge to poo.
Yesterday was one such day.
So this morning it felt like I was sitting on a horse’s head.
The visit to Khasi Cunter was most satisfying and resulted in an enormous log, about half the size of a meerkat, that took several flushes to send on its way.
I have decided to call this, and any similar faecal phenomena a ‘Lenny’.
Good morning everyone!
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All about being black until it comes to what he feeds his dick.
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These black fellas much prefer white lasses, even fucking fat trollops like dawn french to the black bessie..!
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Black men like to be controlling Doc, and most black women are not into that.
At least not the attractive women that have got a choice.
You never try to control a black woman and if you raise your hand to one, or are unfaithful, then it’s unlikely that you will wake up with your cock still attached.
Black men therefore have little choice.
Either a totally unattractive, submissive black woman, or a passable white slag.
It’s a mystery to me why any woman, black or white would want to lumber themselves with your average black guy.
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Send the unfunny twat back to his mud hut in Africunt
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What a plethora of cunts will be in that audience. Listening to that twat who’s about as funny as a same day dose of the shits and whooping cough.
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This Uncle Tom cunt dined out on black stereotypes and impressions for years.
His dire BBC series had Lenworth doing all the black stars of the time. Prince, Tina Turner, Barry White. Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson.
The Stevie Wonder one was particularly in bad taste. A ‘spoof’ of the video for ‘I Just Called To Say I Love You’. Henry in full Stevie Wonder get up, doing the swaying head bit at an ironing board. Then he picks up an iron instead of a phone and burns his ear off. Freddie Starr and Jim Davidson got cancelled for far less. Not only did Henry mercilessly impersonate a black man. He also impersonated a blind black man, and also showed him getting burned/maimed. Don’t ever the hypocritical fucker ever forget it.
His ‘Thriller’ video ‘parody’ was also vomit inducing shite of the highest order.
Rhyming ‘Thriller’with ‘Aston Villa’. Made absolutely no sense and was about as funny as crabs.
Then there was those dreadful Alpen cereal commercials. Crammed with Henry black stereotypes and caricatures galore. Not to mention his grotesque ‘Delbert Wilkins’ series for (where else?) the Beeb.
He was shit then. He is shit now. He’ll be shit forever.
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I went to Dudley, to visit the grave and the stained glass church window of the great Duncan Edwards.
When I was there, somebody told me ‘Did you know Lenny Henry was also from Dudley?’
I gave a reply not unlike Han Solo, when he’s told he’s going to be thrown into the man eating Sarlacc Pit….
‘Oh….. Great…’🙄
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