is a cunt.
Well gwapple me gwapenuts, it’s everyone’s favourite race grifter. Sir Lenward is returning to Stand Up in 1 hour 50 minutes of side-splitting hilarity.. A ‘comedian’ who built his career on the basis of one funny joke he told on a kids TV programme in 1978, and now Professor of Racial Grievance Studies at Dudley College of Bricklaying.
Self-hating, bourgeois, lefty simpletons suffering post-colonial guilt will be queuing up to be white shamed. Featuring Lenward’s brilliant impersonations of David Bellamy, Frank Spencer and Trevor McDonald, and not forgetting his hilarious joke about us owing 18 trillion in reparations. Omg, the people in the audience will be suffering paroxysms of mirth. Yes, both of them.
On the other hand, perhaps everyone could just save up to £49.50 and give the chippy racist cunt a miss.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Lenny Henry. Still at large. Didn’t they say that about Peter Sutcliffe once?
Would of got more laughs with Pete.
1 hour 50 minutes long, good grief.
And I bet the interval is full of cunts shaking reparation tins in your face.
He should do a double act with that unfunny spàstic Rosie Jones.
Monkey and the mong..
Hopefully all the proceeds will go to the victims of lenworths career in TV.
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Ah yes, Rosie Jones, recently self-appointed Comedy Commissar.
Ticks even more boxes than Sir Lenward.
Makes a one-liner last a week.
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I was in my teens when first setting eyes on the likes of you Windrush cunts in person. I wish the reverse in this case wishing you were still in the jungle on tv documentaries, especially the pigmy women with big tits.
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I’m sure I’ve seen that monkey up a tree somewhere.
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Imagine if unfunny, colour-promoted Lenny Henry had had a child with unfunny, token chubster Dawn French. It would be a fat, sweaty, unfunny, chippy, thick, racist turd who achieved everything through DEI-related handouts.
Wait a second. Lammy?
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I assume the audience will be exclusively black, considering Sir Lenworth hates, and has insulted every white person in this country.
Why spend upwards of fifty quid to be told you’re a racist cunt, by a racist cunt?
And I see his antisemitic ex wife has been welcomed back into the bosom of the BBC with an upcoming ‘comedy’ drama.
Yet another pointless, unfunny and totally undeserved comeback.
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There’s plenty of white lefties who sorely wish they were black who’ll be showing up to rouse the rabble – they’ll probably be even more vocal than the tinted audience in their condemnation of the white man. Perhaps they could even dawb themselves with a spot of shoe polish to show their solidarity?
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Pretty sure that very few “white saviours’ will be lining up to listen to some chippy piece of redundant farm machinery lecture them on how everything is whitey’s fault.
I think everyone can find a better home for £49.50. Like the pub, for example.
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And yet people spend £100s every year buying the Grduain…
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Id like to of seen Lennys reaction to the shooting of that fat dyke by ICE agents in Minnesota.
I doubt like me he had a hard on like he was 15yrs old?
He loves big blubbery fat white chicks,
Probably burst into tears.
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Ps
ICE should shoot more fat lezzy types.
That protest looked like a beach where elephant seals congregate.
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