Jake Paul

is a cunt.

Was he brave taking on Joshua or just a fucking idiot risking his life, I think the latter.

I watched the ‘fight’ on Netflix, Joshua spent most of the time chasing Paul around the ring, on the occasions he got close Paul grabbed on (usually around Joshua’s knees)
Finally Joshua landed a couple of good shots and that was it, in the sixth!

Paul must have thought he was a contender after his match with a 58 year old Tyson, but he must have known a 25 year old Tyson would have had him on the deck seconds after the first bell.

Lucky to have got away with a broken jaw, the daft cunt.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Sick of it.

40 thoughts on “Jake Paul

  1. Dangerous and stupid, yes. But also £68.5m better off for it.

    I do dangerous and stupid stuff all the time and get paid a tiny fraction of that.

    Life is unfair.

    • I agree. Reading his bio, this Jake is one smart cookie. He has amassed some heavyweight business ventures.

      Hats off to him. I can’t see he is a cunt.

  2. Im sure two time heavyweight champion Joshua celebrated his victory over youtuber Jake with a heavy petting session in his full lenth mirror.

    No tantrums, like with Usyk,
    Crying, throwing things and flouncing out.

    I think Jake Paul was brave.
    Could of easily got hurt.

    Braver still would of been getting in a car with AJs driver.

    • Watched some documentary about Jake Paul.
      I didn’t know anything about the lad.

      He was a child star,
      Disney kid, him and his brother made fuckin millions.

      Then he started boxing.
      I was sceptical to say the least.
      But hes got the money to train properly.
      Nutritionist, professional trainer,
      Sparring partners etc.

      Not like if one of us tried,
      Baggy shorts old vest and a heavybag stuffed with straw.

      Anyway he was fighting these kickboxers and MMA types.
      And sparking them out.

      Hes put in a lot of hard work.
      Obviously outclassed by a professional heavyweight
      But he gave it a go.

      • Yeah most other Disney kids are washed up crackheads with mental health issues, so fair play to him.

        An IsAC boxing club? Can you imagine it? I reckon JP would make a good Paulie from Rocky though.

        “Hey, stop busting my chops.”

      • Naw, JP would be Mickey the crotchetty old coach with a bad ticker.
        “Your a bum Rock!!”

        Cuntengine as Apollo Creed. 😁

      • That’d be me, Mis.

        I’d collapse dramatically, clutching my chest, just before the final, deciding round.

        As people gather round, anxiously shouting for a doctor, I’d gaze up at Rocky and gasp ” do it for me, my boy! ”

        Cue dramatic music.

  3. Right, at the risk of offending probably most Isacers, I’ve never seen the point of watching two blokes punching each other senseless.

    If a boxer wants to win a fight, why not take a gun into the ring with you and shoot your opponent? It would be much quicker and less tiring.

    • This is how it used to be done back in the old days. Even our greatest ever prime minister, William Pitt the Younger, engaged in such a duel using guns, but luckily they both missed. It was because one accused the other of being dishonest or some such.

    • Have you never stood watching two drunks fight outside a pub Geordie?
      Or two tramps over a dropped Greggs pasty?!

      Christ man, its sport at its finest.

  4. I thought he did all right.

    He’s got some guts.Jaw broken in two places.

    On the other hand Joshua looked like a zombie.

    Not really a sporting bout of pugilism,but the money was excellent I understand.

    Slightly O/T…imagine the queue to go 6 rounds bareknuckle with a member of the Cabinet of Cunts.

    That’s entertainment!

    Good morning.

    • The ref said, in particular to Jake Paul ‘the fans didn’t pay to see this crap’ when Paul was persistently going to his knees.

  5. Ladieeeeeeees and gentlemennn we proudly present in the blue corner a load of mugs paying for this 💩 and in the red corner even bigger mugs staying up to watch the 📺
    😩….non of them would have lasted 2 minutes with the ex 😖

  6. Yes he made a lot of money but it wouldn’t have been much use if he had ended up as a vegetable.

    After seeing the punch that flattened the MMA bloke Ngnooooo (who was a big fucker) he must have had second thoughts, his trainer coached him to try a suck Joshua’s cock 😂

  7. An amusing boxing related meme popped up in my whatsapp about Philip Schofield’s boxing name were he ever to step into the ring.
    We came up with:
    Floyd Gayweather
    Sonny Fiston
    Sugar Gay Leonard
    Anthony Noshua
    Marvin Fagler
    Michael Spunks
    Nigel Bennt
    Very grown up!

  8. Lenny Henry, Jake Paul, what is it with all these cunts with two christian names?

    Good Morning, everyone.

  9. Remember when Anthony Joshua told the Burn Loot Murder rabble to “boycott dem whaaaite biznisses innit” back in 2020?

    He’s just helped some white boxing novice become 70 odd million better off.

    Surely all that money would have been better off given to starving Africans.

    • I genuinely believe Anthony Joshua is a sodomite.

      Lives with his mum.
      Never has a bird,
      The hysterical behaviour when things go wrong.
      The self obsession.

      Thats the biggest fight of his career.
      Stepping out of the closet.

  10. I’ve always thought this so called sport of hitting each other farcical. The only thing that would bring it to my attention would be if they fought to the death.

  11. The best job for these lads is to use their arms in prisons, sorting out evil cunts every day. It would be better than the death penalty sorting out the same cunts each day. That would lower the crime rates, not wanting to be sorted out every day of their lives.

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