They’ve just heard that Millibrain has been sliced in half lengthways by a blade falling from a wind turbine.
Unfortunately he has the DNA of an earthworm, so each half will regrow into a new Millibrain. Now there are two of the mad bastards ready to wreck the country.
He spent so much time up Anthony Blair’s arsehole.
Ah right, that explains why he never spent any time in South Shields, his constituency. I’d just assumed it was because he, like his multimillionaire Marxist dad, couldn’t bear those ghastly northern working class types.
It’s far more agreeable to be on $1million a year and mixing with the great and the good of Noo York.
Happy new year to all and thanks to admin and counters for such rich pickings last year. You are the safety valve to my pressure cooker.
Health wealth and happiness to you all
Keir Starmers speech tonight about defeating the other parties and Londons ‘firework’ display about ‘togetherness’!
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They all look like they are straining for a shit. But, they could be laughing.
Maybe they are laughing at another Rueben Amorim press conference..
‘Manuel! I know notheeng. No-theeeng!’
Happy New Year to Admin and all my fellow cunters.👍
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When did this mongy fireworks shite begin?
I don’t recall cunts in town centres or streets letting the fuckers off in the 70s, 80s and most of the 90s.
Now, every sod does it. Me and the Mrs have had a nice quiet night. But now, our normally quiet cul-de-sac sky sounds and looks like the Blitz.
All that expense. for a load of bangs and smoke. Fucking cunts.
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Some of these fireworks were completely wasted, Norman. They’re in dire need of being fired up the arses of the United players and quickly.
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Happy new year to fellow cunters and admin for doing a great job!
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Happy New Year, to you scoundrels, wastrels and rascals!
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Happy new year admin and cunters. Hope you all have a good one.
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Kier Starmer and the entire cabinet have just been rounded up and executed?
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They are all laughing because they have just seen Jess Phillips naked and realise she is a chick with a dick. The prototype Eddie Izzard.
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They’ve just heard that Millibrain has been sliced in half lengthways by a blade falling from a wind turbine.
Unfortunately he has the DNA of an earthworm, so each half will regrow into a new Millibrain. Now there are two of the mad bastards ready to wreck the country.
That’ll wipe the smiles off their faces.
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They already have International Rescue Dave, who used to spend so much time up Anthony Blair’s arsehole.
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He spent so much time up Anthony Blair’s arsehole.
Ah right, that explains why he never spent any time in South Shields, his constituency. I’d just assumed it was because he, like his multimillionaire Marxist dad, couldn’t bear those ghastly northern working class types.
It’s far more agreeable to be on $1million a year and mixing with the great and the good of Noo York.
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Happy new year all.
Seems the London paki is of to a good start..!
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2152328/London-new-year-eve-fireworks-israel-star-of-david-erased
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Happy new year to all and thanks to admin and counters for such rich pickings last year. You are the safety valve to my pressure cooker.
Health wealth and happiness to you all
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Laughing at NF being the fault of all our ills.
Happy New Year Andrew-
https://youtu.be/4H6z7onrhiQ?si=NNZzMI4dAb8W2V4T
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