9 thoughts on “Happy New Year

  1. Keir Starmers speech tonight about defeating the other parties and Londons ‘firework’ display about ‘togetherness’!

  2. They all look like they are straining for a shit. But, they could be laughing.

    Maybe they are laughing at another Rueben Amorim press conference..
    ‘Manuel! I know notheeng. No-theeeng!’

    Happy New Year to Admin and all my fellow cunters.👍

  3. When did this mongy fireworks shite begin?

    I don’t recall cunts in town centres or streets letting the fuckers off in the 70s, 80s and most of the 90s.

    Now, every sod does it. Me and the Mrs have had a nice quiet night. But now, our normally quiet cul-de-sac sky sounds and looks like the Blitz.

    All that expense. for a load of bangs and smoke. Fucking cunts.

    • Some of these fireworks were completely wasted, Norman. They’re in dire need of being fired up the arses of the United players and quickly.

  4. They are all laughing because they have just seen Jess Phillips naked and realise she is a chick with a dick. The prototype Eddie Izzard.

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