are cunts.
Well, this lot weren’t really astronauts wehre they? All 11 minute expensive fairground ride really doesn’t constitute going to space does it?
I thought that slapper Katy Perry would be the most publicity seeking, but I have been proven wrong. This stupid cunt Amanda Nguyen – a 34-year-old scientist and civil rights activist (yeah, whatever love) has out done Ms Perry.
This bint campaigns for civil rights and no doubt sex equality, but when ‘those in charge’ give it to her, she falls back to “an avalanche of misogyny” and ‘depression’
Look love, if you can’t handle it, then don’t do it….it’s not difficult. You’re not up to it, so stick to online moaning about inequality instead.
A cunt if ever there was one…and I wouldn’t fuck her in the shitter and let her piss on me afterwards. I am not that desperate.
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
Shes Vietnamese.
She can be a astronaut
But can she surf?
Sadly charlie dont surf
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But they can run.
Run Charlie.
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Put the kettle on pet.
Milk, one sugar.
And don’t forget the ironing.
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Astronauts should be yanks.
With names like Buzz and Skip.
Not little rice powered dogeaters.
It makes a mockery of space exploration.
To boldly go where no man has gone before…
Love you long time johnny?
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Maybe she gave Jeff Bezos the same spiel as the bird from Full Metal Jacket, Mis.
‘Me so horny’ ‘Suckee Fuckee, 10 minute space flight’
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“Ms Nyugen, who has worked as a scientist researching women’s health and conducted numerous experiments during the Blue Origin flight.”
Experiments?
What experiments?
Bullshit.
These twats didn’t even go to space anyway, the went to the upper atmosphere in a craft they had no input in building, the disingenuous tarts.
The ‘avalanche of misogynistic abuse’ is well-founded.
All men know they’re lying about their ‘accomplishment’.
If they’re astonauts, I’m a proctologist.
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Experiment one, how many of the ‘crew’ (more accurately payload) were squeeming and squeeming.
Experiment two, check my bum hole hasn’t leaked.
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Fuck off, experiments my arse, takes me longer to have a piss than they were in space. Wouldn’t have time to lick a fucking stamp. Bo ho fuck off
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Space craft and launch facilities designed and built by men – check
Necessary navigation algorithms designed by men – check
Whole charade funded by world’s richest man – check
Deserved criticism met by claims of misogyny – check
Don’t worry your pretty little head about it, love.
Tell you what. Why don’t you go and cook us something nice?
That’ll cheer you up.
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I thought my depression would last for years…. I’m already past you miss noodles I’ve been that way for over 2 decades since I started realising that this country was heading 👇…can I go on the next 🚀 out 😩
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Hang on. She just got a free trip to the edge of space and spent a few minutes experiencing zero gravity. pretty much every school kids dream.
And she’s still moaning?
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Let’s put this in simple language that miss stroppy bollocks might understand.
It’s got fuck all to do with misogyny and everything to do with a bunch of self aggrandising wimminz, most of whom have got where they are on their backs, dressing up this escapade as some sort of victory for wimminz empowerment.
It wasn’t. It was just a jolly for the rich and well connected.
Get over it you melt.
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‘I didn’t leave Texas for a week. I couldn’t get out of bed’.
Christ, what a drama queen.
Morning all.
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WTF? Most weeks I don’t leave the UK.
Which is one third the size of Texas.
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Wonder if NASA want her for the next Aporro mission?
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Maybe they could strap her to the nose cone to provide extra protection, after all, with a skin that thick little would penetrate.
No. One. Cares.
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If id been stuck in a tin can with Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry id probably be a bit depressed myself.
But its hard to tell with Vietnamese.
They always look depressed.
Depressed and squinting.
Shoot some pingpong balls out yer fanny and cheer the fuck up luv.
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These don’t look depressed..
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTdKqlOES2h/?igsh=cWdybXByY3BkMTN3
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Morning LL/all…if I ever got the chance go spend a weekend at the international space station, I’d position a recently deposited turd floating 6 inches above a sleeping astronaut’s face and then loudly start screaming that we were under attack and watch as they launched their face into my #2.
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Morning Cunt Engine/JP/Mis….I have always wondered about bodily functions in space. I wonder if farts behave strangely too and do they still smell and what about silent farts and hot farts…..so many questions.
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It’s all explained here, LL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iab9YKocUcw&list=RDiab9YKocUcw&start_radio=1
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The Eagle has randed
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She should pay heed to the NASA Space Shuttle Challenger disaster in the 80s. After recovering the black box, they heard the last words of the crew:
“For fuck’s sake, don’t let her drive…”
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60s dream innit?
Be a astronaut.
Little yanks wanted to stick flags in the moon.
Not me.
Couldnt think of anything worse.
Sat inhaling other people’s farts eating crap packet food,
Chance of been sucked into the inky black void because some dozy cunt at NASA hadnt fitted a vent right.
No thanks.
Nowt to see!!!
Darkness and dust,
Few rocks.
Id been on that Apollo 11 mission?
Neil Armstrong couldn’t wait to step on the moon,
Me?
I wouldnt of gone out the rocket.
“No ta, see you when you get back Neil.”
Gone through his bags while hes out moonwalking.
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I look at those NASA disasters,
And cant help but think how much id earn if i weighed it in at the scrap yard.
Fortune £££
If one of those pod things crashed to earth round here itd trigger a race like the Cannonball run of vans hoping to take angle grinders to it and get it weighed in 😁
,
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If you got hold of a piece of one Mis the most lucrative option would probably be to sell it to the Russians.
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Nothing wrong with ladies in space. ‘Star Maidens’ was an excellent documentary series about planet hopping chicks. Groovy stuff.
I also think there need to be more black astronauts, The only one I can remember was that chap OJ Simpson. David Lammy would be excellent 300 million miles away from Earth. He could pretend to be an ethnic version of Baron Harkonnen.
Good morning, everyone.
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I’d like to put Sir Lenward 18 trillion miles from Earth to match how much we owe him for our ancestors giving his ancestors a nice job in the open air.
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It wouldn’t have been too dreadful if they had been starkers and lezzed it up a bit..
As for the rest of it,Interstellar Oven.
Good morning.
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I’ve never fancied space ever since seeing those astronauts come a cropper when they bumped into General Zod that time.
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Its fuckin rubbish in space.
Nowt there.
They never bump into aliens or find other planets with a breathable atmosphere,
Its monotonous.
Waste of time and money.
Id take a book and a word search if Jeff Bezos forced me to go.
Even Neil Armstrong took a colouring book.
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That’s one small step for girl, one giant reap for girlkind.
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Houston we have a probrem.
We just passed Pruto.
How do we disconnect Hal?
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One small step for a rather large girl, did she have to pay double for her seat?
Even with my biased liking of the Asian woman, to quote the great Sean Lock, shes a challenging wank. Though, her bank balance could maybe tempt me.
Every man and his dog will be doing these nonsense “space flights” soon, I’d rather have a blast in a U2 spy plane with 1950s technology, either that or do something meaningful like go for a walk on the moon.
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SR71 for me CotI. I’ve seen one in the flesh but to fly it? Fuck me!
I met a man at work who was offered a fre ride in the back seat of a Tornado. He wouldn’t go. Some of the names we called him were quite impolite.
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Quite right too, I could think of a few choice names for him.
I seen SR71 at Duxford but to young to have seen em fly sadly, Have seen a fair few U2 around Fairford though.
Would be quite fun, Take off at Benbecula and hammer it over to Munich for a beer, upsetting most of the UK on my way with the sonic boom, have my cold German been less than an hour of taking off.
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There’s a lot of great stuff about the Blackbird on YT CotI, but I guess you know that already
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I wonder, were those Irish Diddymen troubadors from the Treacle Butty Mine named after the U2 spyplane?🍀
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Leave the bint stranded in space.No oxygen.
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Rule one, never big up a fucking joyride.
The mission to fly round the moon has a 4 ‘man’ crew, two white blokes, one white woman and a black bloke, due to take off in the next month
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I’m a philogynist, but this had me shaking my head in embarrassment. Similar to the times when females attempt to play football and cricket.
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I didn’t know you were a stamp collector Sammy.
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Sorry, Mis, I didn’t realise you suffered from dyslexia.
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And after going to all that trouble putting in an apostrophe.
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Ladies cricket is played with a smaller ball and boundaries are much shorter. The football is played in empty stadiums and that’s why its cheaper to get in and on occasions free of charge.
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No wimmin in football, Sammy.
Not ever.
OK, most of today’s pundits are cunts. Shearer, Richards, and I despise Neville and Carragher. But those inane imbecilic women talking blabbering babbling crap only make it worse.
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Just got back for a butcher’s and I’m in league with you Norman. I was just pointed out how ridiculous the situation is.
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Indeed, Sammy.
Although I must admit Gary Neville’s nasal whining Duncan Norvelle from Bury voice is just as nauseating and teeth itching as any of the women pundits and commentators that are on TV football now.
And, that cunt Carragher sounds like an asthmatic parrot caught in Steptoe and Son’s clothes mangle.
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Wimminz anything “important” are insufferable, but some men are just as bad. Winner of the Masters, Kyron Wilson last night, told us for the umpteenth time that he was down and out and close to a “complete mental breakdown” last month, – why? – because he had broken his cue. Worse troubles at sea, the effete little cunt.
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I wonder if the new Aries rocket that’s bound for the Moon in a few weeks, will have a rear view mirror so the Astronaut bint can put her make up on.
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Don’t get that Moon ‘fly by’ thing that’s supposed to be happening.
Why not just fucking land on it?
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I listened to a chap on the radio, I think it was called “My unpopular opinions” and he was right.
He said Tim Peaks was not an Astro naught, he was a passenger.
similar claim would be to say that my suitcase is a pilot, its been on plenty of planes.
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Female Astronauts that gave me a supernova horn…
Sigourney Weaver in Alien.
Helen Mirren in 2010 – The Year We Make Contact.
Lois Chiles in Moonraker.
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Mirren’s saucy accent in 2010 added the the horn-o-meter count.
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Can you imagine giving them one on the moon in slow motion. The orgasm would last longer.
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Always loved that end line from Moonraker, Sammy.
‘What’s Bond doing out there?’
‘I think he’s attempting re-entry, Sir.’
😁
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The force of my man porridge leaving my crimson crowbar would have enough force to launch sygorney back into a geosynchronous orbit around the moon.
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Oh, and Moonraker’s Blanche Ravalec.
A diminutive but well doable blonde French bit.
You lucky bastard, Jaws.
Never took to Princess Leia, though.
Couldn’t act that well and she just never did anything to/for me.
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I recall fondly that Kylie Minogue single from 1993 (or was it 4?) ‘Put Yourself In My Place’.
Well, I fondly remember the video.
Kylie was an astronaut with zero gravity in her spaceship.
And, her clothes all float off bit by bit.
Splendid.
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Wannabe spacewoman and all round publicity whore Katy Perry is aptly named.
After all, isn’t Perry a very cheap alternative to champagne?
It would be even more appropriate if she was called Katy Lambrini. The champagne of cheap slappers and chav slags.
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