Congratulations to Norman for predicting the sad passing of Patsy King who died on January 19th 2026.
She was an Australian actress and TV presenter best known for her portrayal of Erica Davidson in the cult classic and long running TV series, Prisoner: Cell Block H. She passed away in Melbourne following a short illness having reached an impressive 95 years of age.
On to Dead Pool 382.
These are the rules:
1) Pick up to 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks from the previous pool.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) No swapping picks mid pool unless your picks have already been taken.
5) Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
Over to you, cunters.
Ken Rosewall
Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
Bill Duke
Eileen Derbyshire
Norman Coburn.
Nice work Norman.
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Garry sobers
John woodvine
Dick clement
Michiko (empress of Japan)
Edward fox
Tie me kangaroo 🦘 down norm
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Woodvine died 6 October last year.
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@dickie…how dare he ….way to early 🧐
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@admin …..replace woodbine with tom baker 👍
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Woodvine…you arsewipe phone..📳
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David Irving
Angela Merkel
Michael Eavis
Ken Livingstone
Vincent Ball
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Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
Paul Hogan
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Don King
Melvyn Hayes
David Daker (actor)
Barbara Knox
Ratko Mladic
Back of the net Norman
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Roger McGough
John Gorman
Nanette Newman
Anne Robinson (American actress)
Lee Grant
Good shooting Norman
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Renée Richards
Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Magda Szubanski*
* Scouse born Australian comedienne (allegedly), LGBT activist and actress in the Aussie fillums “Babe” and its sequel “Babe: Pig in the City”.
Congratulations on the win Norm.
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Clive Lloyd
Michael Caine
Barry Gibb
Pete Townsend
Rick Waleman
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Waleman nabbed!
Replace with Val Singleton – not that she can play keyboards or wears a cape
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Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Frankie Valli
Ray Anthony
Eva Marie Saint
Rick Wakeman
In the net Norm
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2 minutes ago (above) – The Caped Crusader already nabbed.
🪄
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No Sam, SF chose someone called Rick Waleman.
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Cnuters: A referral has been made to the ISAC stewards to check the validity of Norms win. King died before the relevant DP was opened and the news of her passing seems to have already been in the public domain.
Sorry Norm if it turns out I’ve peed on your celebrations but you can’t win on the premise that someone is next to die when they’re already dead and that death is known about.
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https://artsreview.com.au/vale-patsy-king/
Forgot to include the evidence.
M’lud will note that DP381 opened on 23/01/26 whereas the news report of Kings death is dated 21/01/26. It’s a clear cut miscarriage of justice.
The Judge will be needing his black cap when meting out punishment to the ISAC staffer responsible for this outrage.
Yep, point taken. I saw a comment on the Nominations page about the passing of Patsy King. I don’t normally do the Dead Pools, so I figured we’d missed it and wrote it up. But as you say, she passed away before the last DP started, so technically it’s not a valid win for Norman. Sorry Norman. What to do? Scrap this DP and revert to the previous one or put this down as a balls up and let the cunters go forward with their DP 382 nominations? If anyone has a strong opinion either way, post a comment here and I’ll make a final decision a bit later – when I’ve finished my day job for the day – NA.
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NA, may I refer you to DP228 when you also cocked up (not that I hold a grudge you understand). You obviously didn’t give yourself a big enough kicking then. Can we have a go this time instead😁?
For what it’s worth my opinion is simply scrub DP382 completely from the records as DP381 hasn’t been won yet so just let that one run until we have a winner.
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Well, my noms remain the same on this, and about 10 previous DPs, so whatever you think is the best way to play it is fine with me, Admin.
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I had Tony Blair in the last DP.
It’s personal to me and some scoundrel will nick him. Just as he throws a seven.
Come on Shaun. Pick Tony Blair!
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😵William Shatner,
😵Billy Connolly,
😵Mel Brooks,
😵Bob Newhart,
& 😵Cliff Fucking Richard, The Antichrist.
180, Norman 🎯.
Bob Newhart died in 2024. Sadly. A very funny man – NA.
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Not that it may affect anything given that this DP could be invalid anyway but for future reference Newhart died 18/07/24.
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The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well stuck, Norm.
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Gladimir Putin
Donald Trump
Joe Biden
Rudy Giuliani
John Astin
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Wilf McGuinness (Ex-Manchester United manager)
Andy Taylor (Duran Duran/Power Station lead guitarist)
Barbara Bain (Doctor Russell from Space 1999)
Rita Moreno (Vintage actress and sex symbol)
Walter Koenig (Chekov from Star Trek)
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Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Bruce willis
Sophia Loren
Dick van dyke
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Nice shooting Norm 👍
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Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Liza Minelli
Justin Welby
Janet Street-Porter
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Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Liv Ullman
David Blunkett
Paul Stookey
Good darts Norman
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Thanks to all for the congrats.👍
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I’ve had near misses. with my noms for the pool before.
The site was down when that old cunt Malcolm Glazer snuffed it when I had him in my list..
And, Frank O’ Farrell copped it when I was away when my kidneys failed, after I’d been nominating him for years😉
I’ll go with whatever Admin wants to do. No problem.
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Played like the gentleman you are Norman.
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Chalk it up as a moral victory Norm. If there hadn’t been such a long delay in declaring the winner of DP380 (10 Jan to 23 Jan) I’m sure you’d have won since King was a regular of yours.
Ask Shaun for reparations – if you dare.
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George Soros
James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
Vince Cable
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hessleslime
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