British History

is a cunt.

For want of a better title, I declare Unreliable British History a complete cunt.
As evidenced by the story of Britain’s first black woman who, surprise, surprise, turns out not to have been black at all.
‘The Beachy Head Lady’, discovered in a basement in 2012, had undergone ‘scientific’ analysis shortly after, and in a desperate attempt at clutching at straws, it was decided she was of African descent.
Cue woke historians claiming that Roman Britain was like an episode of Desmond’s and David Olusoga including her in one of his divisive, race baiting documentaries.
Those gullible, woke cunts at the BBC even erected a blue plaque in her honour.
Now it turns out, thanks to DNA testing, that it was all pie in the sky.
And it’s not just this episode that makes you sceptical.
I recently started reading Max Hastings story of Operation Biting in WW2, and of the major figures in the book is Lord Louis Mountbatten.
According to Hastings, the much revered historian, suggestions that Mountbatten was homosexual (he fails to mention allegations of kiddie fiddling) were simply wide of the mark.
Really?
Like many, I love history, but I’m now doubting more or less everything I see or hear nowadays.
Now, that really is a cunt.

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Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery

39 thoughts on “British History

    • No one knew her real name, but having got washed up on the shore at Beachy Head, she ended up getting called ‘Chalky.’

  1. Excellent nomination.

    Yes, the BBC’s beloved “historian”, Olusoga, promoted the Beachy Head woman nonsense. That ludicrous narrative being of a piece with the equally deranged idea that the uninvited Windrush invaders built modern Britain.

    At every turn, reality and common sense are the enemies of these people. The fact that this is and (almost) always has been a white country is painful to them. But it would be, wouldn’t it? Because they are entitled and narcissistic. Enabled well beyond what their merits indicate by fifth column, self loathing, liberal and Marxist sewage.

    Unfortunately, the study of history has, like most things, including science, been completely infiltrated and steered in an ideological direction. You are not going to be published as an author of history unless you promote narratives that are in accordance with the regime. It is as simple as that.

    Anything from the past 50 years, at least, but especially more recently, has this problem. Worse still, if you go against the regime too much, you can find yourself being cancelled and ruined, regardless of what your merits may be. See David Starkey. Or worse still, imprisoned. See David Irving. Even if these people were wrong, as soon as the principle is established that certain lines of inquiry are closed to investigation, then the subject becomes badly tainted, as well as deeply uninteresting in my opinion.

    You can’t trust a thing nowadays. It is like Nineteen Eighty Four.

    This reminds me of this Titanic documentary I saw last year. They couldn’t stop going on about this black man who was on board with his French wife. Their photograph flashed upon the screen repeatedly. It was even speculated that it was in the dining room where “They may have experienced racism”. I laughed out loud at that one. Of course, there were other people on that ship who had black faces. They were the white lads in the hellish belly of the ship, shovelling coal into furnaces during brutish shifts so the people above them could arrive at their destination on time. Most of them would have been the first to be trapped and drowned. But the programme makers weren’t very interested in them.

    • I think the film “A Night to Remember” shows a young girl queuing for a life boat has a wolligog in her arms, which amused me.

  2. State of the first picture in the linked” article “…

    Any Iceni warrior worth his salt would have buried his axe in the weird looking cunts head,there endeth the blek history.

    What a load of deliberately forged non history used as propaganda by racist cunts who know in their shrivelled blek hearts that the African is a sub human species which is literally good for nothing..

    Until given technology and civilisation by white Europeans.

    A fine nomination indeed.

    Good morning.

  3. Wasn’t Lammy get a stiffy over some cunt found in Somerset, Britain was black before it was white.

    What is it with all these fucking cunts desperately trying to prove soots were the first Brits

    Olygusto is a reparations grifter, fucking prick should fuck off and take his tribe with him.

    Britain was and is white but sadly not for much longer.

  4. I actually am no longer surprised and live in a world I hold in contempt.
    I note some interest that there are no stop the Genocide in Iran protests, well a few but just a handful of Iranians, no screaming work dodgers or confused elderly bourgeois.

    we are pretty much fucked, I wonder who finances these flights of fantasy and who allows it to happen?

  5. I have also noticed the obsession with shoehorning homosexuality into the equation, or slavishly promoting feminist principles, which probably didn’t even enter the minds of most people in the past. It is that narcissistic tendency for people now to project themselves and their filthy, degenerate ideas on to the past, instead of studying it objectively.

    I once read the biography of William Gladstone, written by the questionable Roy Jenkins, and couldn’t help noticing the author’s creepy insistance on attributing certain symbols in private diaries to masturbation. Of course, the desire to court controversy and attract attention is always a factor as well…

    • For fine examples of shoe horning homosexuality on historical figures, look no further than Ben Macyntires books.
      Undoubtedly a good writer, but utterly convinced that everyone he writes about was a closet iron.

  6. Next they`ll be saying that Jack The Ripper was black.
    Which, if you weigh things up what with ethnic profiling and all that, would probably a good guess. But they wouldn`t, would they, as that would be racist.
    🔪

    • She doesn’t look like one of your lot to me Sam, she looks more like a boomerang chucker.

      I’m eagerly awaiting the discovery of the remains of a didgeridoo belonging to an ancient Briton.

      G’day Cobber.

    • Jack the Ripper was a criminal, Sam.
      As we all know, there’s no such thing as a criminal wollygog, only those with mental health issues caused by racism.

  7. God is black, jesus is black, Buddha is black. The vikings were black. The monkeys created civilisation, then went back to Africa to sit in the dust and pick their arse’s for 2000 years..

  8. I’m no expert on past British history ( I doubt very much they were black) we’d still be living in fucking mud huts.

    One thing is sure, future British history will read like this:
    MASS unemployment.
    Tribal.
    Poverty.
    Crime.
    The rich will leave.
    The economy will tank.
    The Muslim will be in charge.
    THIRD WORLD COUNTRY…💩

    TELL YOUR CHILDREN, LEAVE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE WHILST YOU CAN..!

  9. Well the old “history is written by the victors” looks a bit thin now.
    Any way any true whitey of them days was painted blue.
    As Mr Henri sang, ” Can bluesmen sing the whites?”
    Suppose they had Border Force even ferrying them in and putting them up in 5 star caves.

  10. O/T but a load of Afghan Rag head militia are coming over to Blighty(people smugglers).But what is 2TK doing?Sweet fanny adams.Clown.DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  11. The artist’s impression of the ‘blek’ one has given her a mouth that appears to be sucking da teeth. “Yoos talkin’ to me, bwana?”

    Gibs muh dat waddymelon n grape juice n sheet.

    David Olusoga will be wanking himself off like a chimp at Woburn Safari Park if he stumbled across my observation.

  12. The anti racists are more racist than the racists.
    The anti fascist are more fascist than the fascists.
    White is actually black.
    Common Purpose.

    • To be honest, The rabid, antifa or black lives matter have probably done more to increase their alleged problem than resolve it.
      At one point I considered popping round a just stop oil protesters house and tipping waste oil over their flowers for fucking up my weekend ( and I have access to quite a bit although too much to comfortably carry)

  13. Another major annoyance for me is the treatment of the British performance in WW2. Particularly the battle of Normandy.
    According to many British historians of recent years, Montgomery was a clueless wanker and his soldiers scaredy cats.
    On the other hand, General Patton was an iron hard genius and his soldiers totally indifferent to risk or death.
    Why might this be?
    Because almost all modern history authors and their publishers have one eye firmly on the US market.
    And unlike us, the yanks won’t stand for having their achievements belittled.

    • I think more of them died on the beaches than us, so that puts paid to the genius idea, no disrespect but refusal of specialised armour and deploying DDs in deep water was not a master plan.

      • I knew this was bollocks.
        No way she was a tarrytoot.

        Same with that rubbish about them building stonehenge.

        Too fuckin lazy.

        If theyd been sooties in ancient briton we would of hunted them.
        Farmed a few for wool.

        Ancient britons were headhunters.
        FACT.
        A chieftain would decorate the entrance to his roundhouse with the skulls of his defeated enemies.

        Hey that one looks like Richard Pryor.
        Said no ancient briton ever.

        Fuck off.
        White Power✋

    • Montgomery was a fine general.

      Always mindful of logistics and his troops welfare.

      Also could be utterly ruthless when circumstances dictated it.

      Patton was another fine leader of men,more forceful and less mindful of logistical support and loved a fast armoured drive across open country.

      Both served their countries and the forces under their command superbly well.

      • Also, portraying the WW2 German army as stupid, easily beaten losers is an insult to the Allied achievement.

  14. And I AM a expert on British history.

    Do i get a show on the BBC?
    Do i fuck.

    Too Northern
    Too working class
    Too white.

    They gave that grubby little lefty cunt Baldrick a series.
    I watched it.
    Full of revisionist propaganda.

    ” oh they were syrians and sicilians on Hadrians wall baking wholemeal ciabatta. They tried to befriend the locals..

    Like fuck.
    They were a invading force.
    They were on the rob.

    Fuck off Baldrick
    Romans are cunts.

    Split em in half with a broadsword for Albion

    • If really bored with nothing else on, used to watch ‘TimeTeam’ and play the Roman game – guess how far into the program before ‘Roman’ is mentioned.
      Not long.
      They should have called it ‘RomanTeam’

    • Ps
      If as claimed the roman invasion of Britain contained loads of sootie types, or nubians as they were called
      How come no busts featuring big rubber lips?
      Tight permed hair,
      Nose like a tomato dropped from a 5th floor balcony?

      Because its bollocks.

      They found one.
      But it turned out to be a money box.
      Pop a coin on its massive lip and itd flap and the eyes rolled white.

      Vivat roma chiggun

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