is a cunt.
Well apparently, this year’s “Spotify Wrapped” (me neither) has been released, giving fans/idiots a personalised summary of their listening habits over the last year.
The streaming giant said/alleged that Puerto Rican star Bad Bunny (see * above) was `the world’s most-played artist of 2025`, with more than 19.8 billion streams.
His `acclaimed` album Debí Tirar Más Fotos, which embraces his island’s musical heritage**, was also the year’s biggest album – paving the way for him to perform at next year’s Super Bowl half time show. Whatever the fuck that is.
** I`m guessing drugs cartels, corrupt government, national debt crisis and widespread poverty, issues with infrastructure (especially power and roads), and massive violent gang crime epidemics plus the island is also vulnerable to natural disasters like hurricanes and earthquakes would all be quite high up on that list of cultural things to [c]rap about.
Anyway, to save any cunters from projectile vomiting by providing any link to this cunt, I`m providing a link to the Goodies` Funky Gibbon song which I`m sure he`d cover quite admirably.
Give me an “ooo!” … give me another “ooo!” … and one more “ooo!” …
Now put `em together and what`s that spell ??? …
Nominated by Sam Beau.
Benito who?
Oh who gives a fuck.
Happy New Arbitrary Date on the Gregorian Calendar everyone.
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Better get used to this Geordie-
Since 26 June 2025 CE, the current Islamic year is 1447 AH. In the Gregorian calendar reckoning, 1447 AH runs from 26 June 2025 to approximately 15 June 2026.
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I’ll take your word for it Harry.
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Never heard of the talentless twat.Full fat oven Unkle.
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Oh indeed Edward,the cunt reminds me of that fucking awful television show of yesteryear with Simon “don’t look at my trousers” Cowell.
Dear me,yes Oven.
Good morning.
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Morning Tel
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Happy new year everyone. Safe picture jeezum.
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Is that you Jill?
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You cheeky cunt! I’m not blonde😂😂😂😂
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Good ‘un, Jill!
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Donecuntin’ I think.
Yeah. Fuck it. Personally ; with no OTHER exposure to cunts like this nommed cunt (or all the other types of avoidable cunts like him), isac is actually *exposing* me to more cuntitude of late than any catharsis gained from swearing about other more UNavoidsble cuntitude (politicians and their antics/ the state of the species etc).
Didn’t know was going to do this until 5 mins ago but seeing that cunt there lifting his indoor shades tipped the scales. It was the Markle one last week triggered the vibe to quit, in my head whatever day that was.
I guess Jan 1 is as good a date as any to ‘kick a habit’.
Cheers admin. Ciao the rest o’ ye.
🫡
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‘Bad Bunny’ what the fuck? Never heard of it. Stick a 20mm reamer into its japs eye.
I’d wish cunters a happy new year – but can’t be arsed.
Some cunts on wireless BBC blathering on about the festive period and Easter. oh do fuck off.
In other news how come the gay cunt Matt Lucas got a new years honour, but his sparring partner Williams didn’t…….
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Stick an AP 20mm into his japs eye. The moves will be awesome.
The World submerged by a tsunami of bollocks and drivel that deepens each year.
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Who the fucks BAMO when he’s at home ? Must be shlte if someone’s knocked him down on his kitchen floor.
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Glasses from a beach seller ✔️
Rolled gold jewellery ✔️
Jacket from charity shop ✔️
Street corner gang member ✔️
Obligatory piercings ✔️
🇵🇷 ….’hey gringo,you got money for me dis neighbourhood not safe for you’ 😩…..
Three Cheers for the admins for running the show 🍻…carry on cunting for sanity’s sake 🏴
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Only halfwits wear clothes inside out.
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Happy New Year
Who, what, streaming, bad bunny is that a naughty girl from playboy or one of Mr Windsors inappropriate friends.
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Latino pop idol sewage.
I’d forgotten the poof’s name before I’d even finished reading it. Manuel Pedro somethingio?
I’d rather listen to finger nails down a blackboard than click on that link.
Feliz Año Nuevo!
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Igualmente ¡Mucha salud!
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Didn’t bother clicking on the link due to having a sneaky suspicion like Norfolk jugs, that I’d be wasting milliseconds of my life.
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Happy new year all.
Seems the London paki is of to a good start..!
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2152328/London-new-year-eve-fireworks-israel-star-of-david-erased
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Up until a few months ago I’d have taken a side in this tedious, foreign squabble. However, I have grown tired of my country being used in this way. Why are we hosting all this sewage and their bickering? Whilst our own nation is being invaded and destroyed, the native population plummeting towards minority status, we are constantly asked to be distracted and to look the other way.
“Never mind the crime wave, crippling national debt, useless government by foreign garbage, grooming filth… look over there! Ukraine, comrades! Russia is evil, we must send more money!”
“I don’t give a fuck”, replies I. “They don’t care about us, I don’t care about them. They can figure it out between themselves, and we can focus on our own, very serious problems…”
“Ah certainly”, hands rubbing together under a large, crooked grin, “well, perhaps I can interest you in some Palestine and Israel, eh? Depending which side you’re taking… I can tell you exactly what you’d like to hear…?”
“No thanks. They’re all as bad as each other and I’d rather drop an atom bomb on the lot.”
We are being ripped off, guys. Our country is being stolen. The mudslimes have their 50-odd countries, the bleks have Africa and the Caribbean, the Indians have their massive nation, the Jews have their right wing ethno-state (but seem to dislike other countries, where they are a minority, having same – because it makes them feel uncomfortable or whatever)…
We, the English, have this tiny little postage stamp to ourselves. This is our haven in a hostile world, and we are losing it. I am sick of all these arseholes wasting our time, energy and money. Blood sucking scum everywhere. Begone!
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Indeed.
They squabble over whether the London fireworks got the Israeli flag correct or not but we wonder why the fuck it (and all the others) are part of the display at all.
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So the hook nosed Pákí cunt wants people to see how multi cultural London is.
Is he so fucking stupid that he doesn’t realise that English people might want their proud capital English and not shared with the riff raff and savages which have been imported?
He probably is so arrogant that he thinks that he is not destroying tourism.
When people visit a foreign country they want to see the culture of that country, not some melting pot of the world.
The man is a liability.
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I’m just wondering who will do us all a favour and slot the smelly little son of a bus driver.
Will it be:
1. Trump sending in SEAL team 6 to eradicate the terrorist supporting little cunt. Because Trump, like the rest of London fucking despises him.
2. Mossad. Nothing sends a clear message to third world savages like blowing an armour plated Range Rover into a low orbit.
3. His own kind. He promised them something before the 2020 election and didn’t deliver. This is where the death threats are coming from and not the far right. Hence the armour plated Range Rover.
4. Ant Middleton. The ex SAS operative and mayoral contender may feel that 2028 is too long to wait to save our capital and snaps the useless Joe daki cunt’s neck like a twig, prompting an early election.
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He may have the most watched videos on YouTube but that would be for the fanny content and not his rapping or music.
Having music videos showing in bars with the sound muted or turned down low is normal. So we get to see a lot of them without having to endure the shite music.
Music from Puerto Rico is popular because it gets more exposure in the USA and the videos usually feature top class minge.
Despacito was a catchy song but without Zuleyka Rivera giving every red blooded man the raging horn it might not have done so well.
I prefer something more subtle, like Ana Karla Suárez Lima in the Bailando video. OK, she is Cuban and not from Puerto Rico and she doesn’t get her kit off, but there is something about her…..
https://youtu.be/yv-DcNTOMp4?si=JV6msd_TNAjsjod9
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I’d never considered it from that angle. Same in a lot of gyms and shopping centres as well. You see the video rather than hear the music. But then the viewing stats imply that the “music” is more popular and better than the Beatles.
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A snidey looking cunt if ever I saw one. Not to be trusted. Stinks of evil. How come the likes of me can spot this sixth sense. It must be a protective gift.
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