The Theatre comedy musical is a cunt.
I couldn’t believe this shit. Which cunt thought that turning a sombre and delicate part of our combat history into a comedy musical was a good idea? Trivialising conduct by our WWII heroes is bad enough, but to turn this stroke of genius into comedy theatre is treason.
I readily admit I haven’t seen the cuntishness, nor do I intend to.
For those that don’t know what Operation Mincemeat was, it was an ingenious plan to fool the Axis by placing false documents suggesting a bogus invasion on a corpse, and floating him into pro German Spain. This deception drew men and material away from the real invasion site and saved many allied lives.
I thought the film Operation Mincemeat was a bloody insult too. A poor remake of the far superior original, The Man Who Never Was.
Most thespians are a bunch of gay twats, but these theatre morons are top of the cunting tree.
Duke of Cuntshire.
Not a patch on Springtime For Hitler
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Now that was funny!
Although not musical but this tickles my toes.
very non PC!
https://youtu.be/ZKfMhUrjoCI?si=JSyZqmsrRviUjCxM
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Is there nothing sacred that the luvvies won’t try and desecrate with mincing and shit songs?
They’ve already destroyed the somber final hours of the Titanic with song and darnce.
So what’s next? Operation Desert Storm – the musical? October 7th massacre – the musical?
COVID 19 – the fucking musical?
Some things are better left alone.
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There is also “house of mormon”. I await with bated breath the sequel “house of allah”…..
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Like the Covid idea, Odin. Could go viral.
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I’ll get your coat Sam. 😁
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Ithankyoww!
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‘Springtime for Hitler’ was the finest stage musical of this kind. I understand there is one to rival it in the works. It provides a Busby Berkeley style interpretation of the classic conference at Wannnsee. The marketing strap line is ‘Everyone will want to see it!!!’ Anti semitism is an opportunity for us all to escape the grip of recession – according to Labour.
Good morning, everyone.
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I love a good musical!!
.and can often be found prancing like a tit at some theatre.
I wear a big ducky hat, spats and a dress cape,
Take a chippy an few cans of bitter an settle in.
They like you to join in,
Luckily I have a beautiful singing voice that rises above the homosexuals on stages reedy little camp voices.
Marvelous.
“Hes behind you!!
Watch your arse!”
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https://youtube.com/shorts/AbZ6V02OqlU?si=nwR6v8eAjOLvBaof
absolutely no comment
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That header pic is not very diverse.. every historian knows it was jamal and Muhammad that won the war for Britain.
Whitey was hiding under the stairs..
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Indeed, they fought very hard to defeat the negro Hitler and her Ku Klux Klan
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When you read up on the subject and watch well made documentaries about it, it’s fucking amazing how ingenious the allies were during the Second World War.
If anything similar happened today we would be totally fucked by wokery, trannies, póófters and diversity officers in any armed force that could be cobbled together.
Good morning everyone!
It’s fucking cold here today.
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Wrong Mis, not “if” but ” when”.
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correction, sorry, Artìe.
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Morning 👍
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@art….🤧🥶… fantastic we’re off to calpe in the morning for a few days we went last Christmas and had very good weather, still it’s not cold at the bar 🍻…🎄
Just a little footnote on the constipation that’s been plaguing my bowels for a few days… an HMS banana/prune flotilla came along and rescued the captured 💩 from it’s berth and the depth charge noise into the bowl was heavenly 😁
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Enjoy your Christmas in Calpe.
I like the place, except for market day!
It is fucking cold here though.
I have just finished work in inland Valencia.
3 degrees on the drive there.
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I always hoped that somebody would do ‘The Longest Day; the Musical’.Plenty of scope for some good song and dance routines there.
Morning all.
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Spandau ballet.
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Friend of my mother-in-law died at the business end of a Spandau crossing the Seine.
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They should make mince meat out of the entire cast.
Our proud history has been shat upon by far far too many Quisling cunts.
Regrettably I suspect most normal people couldn’t tell you anything of note about either World War.
Being proud of it is likely a non hate thought crime.
Good.
Fuck them.
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Dear me,my manners.
Robust health to all here.
Good morning.
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Hi Tel
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This cunt has become a billionaire from “making” musicals..!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Lloyd_Webber
I fucking hate overblown school plays..!
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Another twat that annoys the tits off me..!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elaine_Paige
She fucking brays like a twatting donkey..!
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If you read the wiki it appears he’s nicked most of his ideas from other people.
Even Pink Floyd..!
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I had a very interesting music teacher who explained what lloyd-weber did using other people’s music. His brother is an accomplished cellist, but andrew is a weird cunt. Saw him in mallorca once – is was baking hot and he was wearing a dirty old anorak.
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For another example of our history being cheapened, look no further than SAS Rogue Heroes, to which respected historian, Ben Macintyre lent his name.
Now, the program makers declare at the very beginning that it’s loosely based on fact, but depicting David Stirling as a lovesick puppy and Paddy Maine as a psychotic, homosexual Ian Paisley impersonator was just taking the piss.
It was entertaining, if you could accept that it was just that. Entertainment.
But there are many out there who will accept it all as absolute fact.
Macintyre obviously made a few bob out of it, so that’s clearly all that matters.
Just like the bunch of cunts in this musical.
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Now come on FMC, these films are a mine of factual information. For instance there is a film out there which relates the story of how the Americans first got hold of an Enigma machine which was so significant in the Allied war effort.
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Ah yes.
For years we were told it was Polish SOE operatives who pulled off that stunt.
Got that wrong didn’t we?
Mind you, I guess the next version will tell us sub Saharan Africans did it.
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U-571.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-571_(film)
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We used Cannon Fodder during the last war and should have carried it on indefinitely. It’s the only way to get rid of the riff-raff that’s still amalgamating to this day. We all know who we are talking about, don’t we.
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Musicals are shite. Any man that indulges in dancing on a stage or movie set needs his man card removed.
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Agreed.
There are no plays or musicals for heterosexuals.
Nobody has ever thought of writing one for normal people.
We have to watch Westerns and Dirty Harry films instead.
And porn, obviously.
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At risk of stating the bleeding obvious dancing (or as they prefer, darnce) is for women and poofs.
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Hugh Bonneville dancing should be worth a look, the big cardboard Jessie.
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I can’t stand musicals and cowboys, of which was all there was around when growing up. Glad I found my niche when older.
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TV is shite over Christmas.
I will be binge watching every Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Western.
All the old St. Trinian’s films too.
The darts used to be OK at this time of year, a few year’s back.
I watched some last night and it was rubbish.
Some old Chínk getting his arse handed to him.
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I’d have the cunts dancing on hot coals today.
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What ever next, you will be telling me that a black actress will play Anne Boleyn, that will never happen.
The last show I saw at the the-atre was Young Frankenstein
I doubt I will see anything else unless they a do camp version of the Kweer and his Cabinet duckie.
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Twenty-odd years ago Soi we took the kids to see Romeo and Juliet at the Globe theatre. Juliet was played by a black woman with a broad New Yoik accent.
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About 15 years ago I went to Verona, walking through the town in the evening you couldn’t help tripping over Blicks with sheets on the pavement selling all sorts of crap.
When they saw the plod coming along the sheet was gathered up with the contents inside and legging down the street
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The musical bits in musicals always get in the way of a good story.
Take Grease, for example.
All we need to know is whether or not John Travolta shags Olivia Newton John up the arse.
But instead, he starts singing about his car and getting all lovesick because she’s got the hump.
Just get on with it!
Thank dog for Pornhub.
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Summer fucking Holiday. Dog preserve us.
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Yellow Submarine?
A Hard Day’s Night?
Remember the god awful Monkeeys programmes on a Saturday when we were kids.
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We Will Rock You.
Freddie would have loved it, they say.
He would’ve vetoed it from the start and told Ben Elton to fuck off!
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Resurrect “Bomber” Harris and destroy these bunch of woke wankers.
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One of my favourite quotations Ed. Harris’ reply to Churchill’s secretary when questioned the day after the bombing of Dresden;
“Dresden? There’s no such place as Dresden.”
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Give me Scrooge any day, without the happy ending.
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Hear hear Sammy.
God bless us all, every one?
Load of bollocks.
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Opera isn’t póófy, a bit snobbish but definitely not gay.
I have had a lot of good nights out, usually involving alcohol and women, but the best night ever was a performance of Carmen at Earl’s Court about 40 year’s ago.
Produced by Harvey Goldsmith and performed in the round.
Horses, dancers (proper flamenco dancers, not shit) and Maria Ewing in the title role.
It was really special.
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Ah, glad to learn I’m not the only cunter who likes the opera Artful.
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Carmen, the most accessible of all operas. Everyone knows every tune.
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Life was so much better in the olden days.
For a light-hearted, musical whimsy looking back at life in Auschwitz, how about ‘Sophie’s Choice – the Musical’?
With Sophie in the starring role singing the Lovin’ Spoonful’s ‘Did you ever have to make up your mind?’
Fun for all the family.
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Not forgetting The Black And White Minstrel Show, Geordie.
1963, Xmas special …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfUdZzqMGao
… in, erm, black & white.
📺
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That’s a fuck of a lot better than any of the utter garbage on the idiot tube this Christmas.
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Coming soon, Falklands the musical with unmissable hits such as Goose until you’re Green, Tumbledown Laughing, Do the Argie-Bargie and the spectacular Sir Galahad Fire Dance.
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“Operation Mincemeat”
If only Wes Streeting had thought of that for the title of his autobiography.
Theatricals always are a load of old fairies.
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Wish I could sleep throughout the next week or two, until all this charade business is over with.
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Give me fucking humdrum everyday of the week.
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Guten Morgen und ein frohes Weihnachtsfest to all you merry sausages out there in Küntland !!! 🌭
We used to award special pink triangles back in the day to our thespian friends.
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Hi Dolphie 👍
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Thespian rhymes with lesbian.
Muff said.
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Wish id tred the boards myself as a callow youth.
A travesty to the arts world that i didnt.
Acting is a piece of piss.
Dont listen to all that old bollocks that people like crybaby DeNiro,
Robert Redford an Noele Gordon say about it being hard.
Easiest job in the world.
Musicals are great too.
That Opera is brilliant if it was a bit quieter.
Some fat cunt screeching,
Wearing a winged helmet👎
Turn it in luv,
Get down Greggs and calm down a bit.
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Writing a musical myself at the moment.
Think its going to play on the west End and probably Broadway.
Its called Sutcliffe
About a man of God and his downfall.
Initally i had Chris Rea on board to play Weirside Jack.
But hes fucked that up for me.
Probably have to get that cuckold Tim Healy in.
I also cast that jimmy Nail as the bloke in Screwfix but it wasnt to be,
All the jokes about hammers and Nails.
Saw his arse and stormed out of makeup
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theatre used to be the preserve of old-fashioned English gentleman like Oscar Wilde and Noel Coward.
now it just seems to be run by pooves and deviants
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and Anglo-Irish*
dear oh dear
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That Noel Coward,
Ironic surname.
He charged a machine gun nest single handed in WW2 and killed 3 nazis with his bare hands.
Theyd sneered at his cravat.
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