Lord Peter Mandelson [9]


How the mighty are fallen. Time was when the old pansy of Islington, Peter Mandelson struck fear into the hearts of journalists as he minced round the TV studios. His unctuous voice, even if it sounded as if he were sucking a cock, while he spoke, commanded, ney, demanded attention.

Just a few months ago after it turned out he was best chums with the American paedo Jeffery Epstein, the queen of New Labour lost his crown, and he lost his third government job – the late 1990s and early 2000s revisited.

Now, with his reputation (such as it was) in tatters, the pompous old poof has been reduced to drink, and pissing in the street against a strangers wall. I bet he was only sorry little Wes wasn’t passing by to lick him dry.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

95 thoughts on “Lord Peter Mandelson [9]

  1. Nascar.
    Thats massive in the US.
    Big money in that.

    And Rodeo.
    I like watching that!!!

    Plenty of good accidents.
    Great family day out that.
    Hotdog, big hat, cup of pissweak beer,
    And watching some showoff get his teeth hoofed out by a enraged horse.

    Marvelous 👍

    • The Poo-pushershave always loved the eu. They can nip over to France or Italy for some continental bumfoolery and feel connected to the continent shoving snails and croissants up each other. Mandelson, Stephen Fry, Elton John all love the boop-boop on ze rusty euro trombone.

      note: Lammy isn’t a quëër; he’s a thick, sweaty, racist cunt.

  2. Always looks slight narked,
    Bit moody doesnt he?
    Mandelson.

    Easily upset.
    Dont compliment him on his perfume or nee legwarmers,
    Goes into a sulk.
    But then theyre like that arent they bumboys,
    Hysterical.
    Cry if you didnt put sugar in their brew,
    Threaten to chuck themselves out of a window if you forget their birthday.
    Hard work.

    Them love

  3. Hard living in a socialist country innit?

    We’re all starting to feel it.

    Like 80s eastern bloc.
    Know what i mean comrade?

    But it always falls to pieces.
    Does work.
    Load of bollocks.

    People reject it.

    Show me a socialist
    Ill show you someone with a secret.

    Vegans who secretly eat bacon in the dark.
    Workers united types who hide their wealth in case theyre asked to share it.
    Internationalists who own land.
    You know…
    Hypocrites.

      • You must have a rouge North Korean one Mis. It naturally tries to correct your evil western decadency of individualism and free thinking.

    • Its a bag of shite LL.
      Cant even do links anymore on it.
      And it decides on the font size,
      Either tiny as fuck
      Or fuck off big letters like the Hollywood sign.

      Korea.
      Nothing has ever come out of korea
      Of any note.
      The yanks should of nuked the dog eating little cunts in the 50s.

      • Is JP in charge of Friday night music now then?

        It’ll be more Goa trance then.

        Did you read all the kinky stuff from Ron in the Rachel Reeves nom yesterday? Just think, right now somewhere in Brum, Ron’s Mrs is hosing him down with a golden shower! Hee hee…I’m kind of keen to ask him how it went tomorrow, I know Cunt Engine will.

      • Watching “70s Christmas” on telly.
        Some middle class Islington media type family has to experience a 70s Christmas.
        The fuckin daughters called Seraphina!!!

        Not sure why im watching it?

        I Hate them.
        Last year they had Katsu curry for Christmas dinner,
        The dirty cunts

        The little lad was introduced to the Raleigh Chopper.
        And he liked it!
        Said it was better than modern bikes.

        Hes the only one id spare from the limepit.
        Jesus.

      • Poor Cuntengine gets accused of degeneracy on here.
        But Mr Knee is the real deal.

        He once told me he liked his poor wife to pop a finger up his hoop!!!

        This is why mrs knee stopped biting her nails
        And the reason i wouldn’t eat the sandwiches she made at his birthday party 😂

  4. MNC I went via work, to communist East Germany in the eighties..!

    Trust me, Starmski’s and his fucking awful acolytes would be ok. The rest of us, it would be bleeding miserable.

    Why the fuck do these labour twats think the fucking East Germans and the rest of eastern European people rebelled against Marxist / communists pricks like him and his btech level 2 in arse wiping ginger slapper..!

    GB needs a Oliver Cromwell now..🔥

  5. The odious moustached bastard
    is an unspeakable bum lord.
    Someone who knows about these things told me that the reason that gays have such thick moustaches is that the hairs grow bushier because they are smeared with shit on account of all the gay homosexual analingus that these deviants practice .

    PS: at the risk of offering one of the most esteemed cunters on here , isn’t MNC always bragging about how exuberant his facial hair is?

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