Lord Peter Mandelson [9]


How the mighty are fallen. Time was when the old pansy of Islington, Peter Mandelson struck fear into the hearts of journalists as he minced round the TV studios. His unctuous voice, even if it sounded as if he were sucking a cock, while he spoke, commanded, ney, demanded attention.

Just a few months ago after it turned out he was best chums with the American paedo Jeffery Epstein, the queen of New Labour lost his crown, and he lost his third government job – the late 1990s and early 2000s revisited.

Now, with his reputation (such as it was) in tatters, the pompous old poof has been reduced to drink, and pissing in the street against a strangers wall. I bet he was only sorry little Wes wasn’t passing by to lick him dry.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

72 thoughts on “Lord Peter Mandelson [9]

    • The Poo-pushershave always loved the eu. They can nip over to France or Italy for some continental bumfoolery and feel connected to the continent shoving snails and croissants up each other. Mandelson, Stephen Fry, Elton John all love the boop-boop on ze rusty euro trombone.

      note: Lammy isn’t a quëër; he’s a thick, sweaty, racist cunt.

  1. Always looks slight narked,
    Bit moody doesnt he?
    Mandelson.

    Easily upset.
    Dont compliment him on his perfume or nee legwarmers,
    Goes into a sulk.
    But then theyre like that arent they bumboys,
    Hysterical.
    Cry if you didnt put sugar in their brew,
    Threaten to chuck themselves out of a window if you forget their birthday.
    Hard work.

    Them love

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