How the mighty are fallen. Time was when the old pansy of Islington, Peter Mandelson struck fear into the hearts of journalists as he minced round the TV studios. His unctuous voice, even if it sounded as if he were sucking a cock, while he spoke, commanded, ney, demanded attention.
Just a few months ago after it turned out he was best chums with the American paedo Jeffery Epstein, the queen of New Labour lost his crown, and he lost his third government job – the late 1990s and early 2000s revisited.
Now, with his reputation (such as it was) in tatters, the pompous old poof has been reduced to drink, and pissing in the street against a strangers wall. I bet he was only sorry little Wes wasn’t passing by to lick him dry.
Nominated by : W. C. Boggs
It’s a shame the photographer didn’t catch Honky Tonk wanking over the turd he’d just dumped in Osborne’s front garden.
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I have no doubt at all in my mind that the content of this shithouse weasels hard drive would reduce Mr Cunt Engine into “making a claim” for PTSD.
The epitome of everything wrong with our country.
Dear me.
Oven.
Good morning.
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Mandelson not Cunt Engine I should mention.
Your health.
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It would be the reverse, UT.
Mandelson would be appalled at the contents of my hard drives.
Pretty women with juicy pussies and fullsome breasts.
He’d puke immediately, the chutney ferret.
Good morning to one and all!
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How very true.
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There is satanism involved somewhere. It is the only explanation for his Lordship still casting fear wherever he goes. His piss is pure sulphur. Never look into his eyes. He was also Ambassador to the USA, so the opposite number to Damien’s Dad. Thus the prophecy came true.
These are all facts. I know because I am a student of Dennis Wheatley. He documented the most appalling cases of ritualistic perversion based on his personal experiences. Check them out for yourselves. It is all in there.
Good morning, everyone.
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He’ll have 666 embossed around his arsehole. That will be an ill omen.
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O/T, the fucking BBC cunts are at it again.
DEFUND THE BBC..!
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2142571/nigel-farage-allies-rage-bbc-bias-question-time
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Mandelson = everything bad in the UK.
Can’t wait for Epstein’s rent boy videos to surface..
Interesting though, a labour politician having drinki poo’s with a conservative politician.
The UNI PARTY AT PLAY…🤮
KEEP THE GREAT UNWASHED UNDER THE HEEL..!
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I’ve often wondered if George Osborne is a bit quare. Perhaps Mandy is giving him lessons, like he did little Wessy. If they enjoy cricket, he might take them up the Oval.
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Indeed, Boggsy. Perhaps a swift stumping in the crease.
(PS – this may be a bit wasted on our colonial cunters unfamiliar with God`s game).
🏏
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Polanski is certifiable and Daisy Cooper is deluded.
One cunt from Afghanistan had applied for asylum in several countries and refused, seems we know best 😂
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I rather think the poignantly teasing lyrics of Barry Bottylow`s Mandy are quintessential here …
“Oh, Mandy well you came and you gave without taking – but I sent you away.
Oh, Mandy well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking [my knob] – and I need you today. Oh, Mandy!”
🤢🤮
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It must have been grim for the P*nce of Darkness having to travel up to British West Hartlepool once every 5 years for the General Election result.
Mingling with the malodorous, monkey-hanging lower orders when he could have been getting slurped by a rent boy on Deripaska’s yacht or Epstein’s island.
And the effete pansy wouldn’t have found a £35 bottle of Chilean wine in Hartlepool either.
Pint of Cameron’s Strongarm to celebrate your election victory Mr Mandelson? How ghastly.
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Speaking of monkeys Geordie, I’ve noticed recently we are seeing photographs of our esteemed deputy PM wearing a horsehair wig or dressed in traditional British upper class finery. I’m sorry to say these pictures immediately bring to my mind PG Tips.
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Specifically this (safe) pic, arfur!
https://share.google/0nUqZAHe8AbIJWbsr
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I’ve noticed that too arfur. I hadn’t thought of PG Tips though.
I just thought that what appeared to be a member of an early hominid species dressed to the nines in formal legal apparel was most incongruous.
Innit.
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🦍🦍🦍
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Anything related to governmental issues is tiresome. Let’s enjoy ourselves with other subject matter.
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Yay! Porn Hub here we come!
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Sammy@
While back we’d have two or three noms a day,
Covering all sorts of things.
John Wayne
Ripped foreskins
Salad
Dancing
Hairy nipples…
Was great.
Dunno what happened.
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A few years before I first posted, one nom a day was the norm.
Sometimes it would be one nom for 2 days!
Afternoon mate. 👍
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I know nothing about this cunt.
Am just having/testing posting issues.
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Not any more, it seems. Thanks Admin.
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Scandelson is one of the great survivors of British politics.
He could get buried under a ton of shit and come up smelling of roses, the cunt.
Morning all.
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I remember walking down Downing Street in the sixties and alterations were being done to the rarely occupied house and thought it apt that house number was drawn on with chalk.
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Has anyone else seen that Humza McYousaf’s brother in law is on trial for supplying class A drugs and extortion?
It is on several news outlets but not the BBC who are focusing on Swinney calling Farage a racist.
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link?
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https://news.sky.com/story/brother-in-law-of-scotlands-former-leader-humza-yousaf-facing-extortion-and-drug-charges-13479425
Just for you MiLord
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Rather reassuring that nobody has mentioned fucking him so far 😁
Rachel from accounts had a hard time yesterday 🙄
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I’d give her a hard time alright
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Perv🤢
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This is what Peter Mandelson does:
He goes to clubs that have lots of young homosexual men. He eyes one that he likes and requests that they both go to the lavatory.
He then pulls down the man’s trousers and licks the younger man’s hairy, sweaty, stinky bumhole.
After ingesting faecal matter, Peter will then use a chemical called amyl nitrate, legally sold as a room deodoriser, to cause dilation of the younger man’s sphincter. Peter will then proceed to spit on his semi-erect member and forcefully ram it into the younger man’s rectal cavity, causing microtears in the man’s intestinal lining. Peter will use the cavity to masturbate and will eventually ejaculate into the man’s rectum, mixing blood, saliva, faecal matter and semen together.
Peter will then finalise this activity by sucking out the mixture from the man’s rectum and ingesting it.
Peter and other homosexuals consider this deranged practice to be ‘love’ and on an equal footing with marriage and the nuclear family.
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Commonly known as ‘felching’, I believe.
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I would describe my wife as occasionally ballistic, I have yet to have one go nuclear on me.
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@cunt….the mixture sounds just like the mother in laws Christmas cake offering 😂
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You’ve just put me off my lunch. Cuntrarian. I was going to have spotted dick doe desert as well.
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The Creatures stink pervades everything..!
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/oct/11/tony-blair-met-jeffrey-epstein-in-no-10-on-advice-of-peter-mandelson-documents-reveal
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Sleaze seems to follow his lordship about Doc.
It was reported that he even continued to draw the salary for the post of ambassador to the US after he got the tin tack from it for his involvement in the Epstein scandal.
Don’t know if this is still the case.
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The only redeeming feature of the Mangledbum. He is so full of arrogance and hubris that every powerful position he is gifted he does or did something that guarantees his ignominious departure from said position. Let us all hope that he fucks off into the sunset and never returns.
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A stinking pile of filth in the same caliber as the current stinking piles of filth ruling over us as well as those that preceded them.
I hope for a day the whole lot are put before a jury of the people under sentence of castration or hanging.
Reeves sobbing and begging for mercy.
Starmer doing his slapped goldfish impersonation while shitting in his pants and urinating down his leg.
Lammy too thick to understand what’s going on.
Milliband strapped to a windmill blade and left to spin.
Etc.
A bit like the Nuremberg trials but much, much harsher.
The hangman/meat cleaver awaits.
Lovely.
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I always hoped the Taliban would catch up with Anthony Blair, Jack (nee’ John) Straw and Alistair Campbell, and put them in orange jump suits before they lost their heads. Mandy could have made up the four.
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Oh, Mandy
Well, you came and pissed without shaking
George said his toilet was broken, oh Mandy
You told the Mail you were sleepwalking
You should have watched that box set with Reinaldo, oh Mandy
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“Lord” Mangledbum deserves the gibbet treatment.Dirty old fruit.
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What chance do we stand with cunts like this influencing policy?
Nothings changed, ask the three Ukrainians remanded to belmarsh in solitary incommunicado.
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This headline in the Grauniad didn’t age well:
“Mandelson is a political genius: he’s the right man to deal with Trump”. 😂
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I suggesting having this cunts private parts removed and smoothed over like a doll, so he can’t even enjoy a pleasurable shite. That also goes for most people talked about on here, besides preventing them from producing families alike and ending their main debauchery’s in life.
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Starmer selected this cunt as IS ambassador knowing his connections with Epstein, knowing he’d been booted out for corruption twice.
What a piece of work Starmer is.
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Bet that Epstein island was wunderbar.
Holiday destination for the rich and famous.
Saw it once on Wish you were here.
Her who looks like police chief Wiggam,
Judith Chalmers was there.
Looked great.
Sunny, nice grub,
And good chance you’ll get laid.
Meet celebs too.
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One day, the officers of the law will find Lord Mangledbum dead. Tied up, with women’s frilly duds on, a bike pump up his arse, and an orange in his gob.🍊
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One of his rent boys might get nasty with him – Mandy bought down by rough trade
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Come back “AIDS” all is forgiven..☠️
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