Woe is me. Just when you thought it was safe to get into your gondola for a fun trip around the canals of Venice, who pops up but Greta ‘The Doom Goblin’ Thunberg to spoil things.
Fresh from her triumphant tour of the Eastern Mediterranean, the smirking, supercilious little twat has emerged again with her ‘climate catastrophe’ hat back on. She and a horde of Extinction Rebellion nutters turned up in the great Renaissance city to stage a series of stunts which included throwing green dye into the Grand Canal. Grrrrreat!
As a result of this ludicrous posturing, little Greta was made the subject of an exclusion order and fined about £130, as were many of the other red costumed clowns taking part. Talk about being up themselves.
I might just feel a touch of sympathy for little Greta if she had the gumption to turn up in Beijing, capital city of the world’s greatest polluter, and stage a protest there. We all know she won’t of course. Personally I’d have loved it if the Italians had slung her into the slammer for a couple of months. That might have wiped that smug, self-congratulatory expression off her insufferable little face.
Ah, me. Will no one free us from this turbulent little runt?
Nominated by : Ron Knee
She’s a halfwit. She worries about the environment and self publicity. Ed Miliband is a halfwit, worries about the environment and self publicity.
They were made for each other.
Get in there, Ed, get her knickers down and give her a good nobbing. By the back door.
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She will penetrate him instead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Then he would put on that face that he had when he was eating his bacon sandwich. Imagine that pair gurning during connubial bliss – even Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan)
Limited would not dare to film that – despite the fact we combine sex with horror. It would have to go on our “budget” label, operated by the Spankie-Wankie Company of Taiwan.
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Good Morning W.C.
They are not half-wits they are fuckwits.
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True!
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Does Miliband even have a dick? It would explain a lot.
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Why don’t governments ignore her or simply arrest her. She’s ironically doing the complete opposite of a more worthy Greta the famous Swedish actress Garbo, who was famous for saying she wanted to be alone.
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Always going to be here for a cunting Ron, I’m afraid. Just like Blair, a gargantuan turd that won’t flush.
If she was being a fucking nuisance for a good cause, like protesting grooming gangs, our government, channel surfers et al, I would have some empathy.
However, someone that looks like her could only be an international pest for something the average Joe doesn’t give a fuck about.
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Seems that way Cunti. There are just too many turds that won’t flush. So many cunts, so little time.
‘Fucking nuisance’ are two words which sum this little pest up perfectly.
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Amazing that the Israelis didn’t take the chance to ‘Charlie Kirk’ her mọnģoloid, foetal alcohol syndrome ass when she was on arrested on that flotilla a couple of months back.
Good morning to one and all.
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It’s a shame Thomas that the Israelis didn’t simply let the silly fuckers wash up in Gaza. Mind you, whatever privations they might have suffered the anti-semite lobby would still have blamed the Israelis.
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Oh dear, still virgo intacta are we, Greta?
Along with your friends Sunrise and Inca.
She needs to be penetrated good and hard, and I can’t imagine any of her nancy boy activist friends obliging. She’ll end up on the shelf, a dried up, embittered old spinster.
And the world will still be here.
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If only she was a few years younger – Jeffrey Epstein might have offered her a new position.
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She gives me the horn 😂
As penned by Douglas Adams, mostly harmless (but a prize cunt)
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I have to say that most things with a fanny seem to give me the horn these days Sick, but where this utterly insufferable little cunt is concerned, I’ll pass.
She’s so pleased with herself it’s unbelievable. Her bottom needs a proper thrashing imo. Discipline is what she needs.
Morning all.
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Now you are talking Ron, a damn good spanking, bare bottom obviously.
Then she can suck on my knob to sooth her sobbing.
Oh dear, need a cold shower 😂
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“Most things with a fanny seem to give me the horn these days.”
I know what you mean Ron. Our elder related something she must have read, that men think about sex every twenty minutes. With a moment’s thought I responded that I didn’t go twenty minutes. She gave me a look of disgust.
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There are probably spiders waiting up there, if you dare to move the cobwebs. No, I would leave well alone.
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Greta’s fanny is where surströmming comes from. 🤮
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Oh please Odin! I had a tuna sandwich for lunch.
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I bought a super ratten cane from Etsy which would really get the job done Sick.
Men think about sex every twenty minutes? Every fucking twenty seconds in my case. It’s exhausting. I probably need counselling or something to be honest.
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Leave it in a room full of Sand Rats.See how long she lasts.Mong.
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I visited Venice in August.
Unfortunately Greta wasn’t there as far as I know,although it felt like half the world’s population was.
If I had been lucky enough to her and her chums I certainly would have given her a bit of a ticking off I can tell you.
Because she,and her acolytes,are absolute fucking eye watering cunts.
Good morning.
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Pity the eyeties didn’t hang her Mussolini style from the bridge of sighs 🙃…
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It reminds me in the era of football hooliganism. The more reporting of it the worst it got, due to nutters wanting to be noticed. That’s all she’s doing now, playing the spoilt brat game because of her campaigns were shot down in flames for being ludicrous. Like I said before. Ignore the silliness or make an exhibition of her with a lock up.
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What would do the trick. Lock her up in an institution amongst the Down Syndrome lot.
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Just who is bankrolling this little gab a shite? It suits somebody to keep paying to feed it.
Probably a Russian China plot to destabilise the West’s youth and make them into maleable fodder ripe for exploitation.
Well job done then.
Mornin’ all
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Isn’t it that uber cunt George Soros?
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Aye
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I believe it is actually one of the Rockefeller grand daughters who is bankrolling this bunch of cunts.
It must be lovely to have that much money that you can send a bunch of spoontards on a fools errand to Gaza, then sit back and watch the hopeless cunts fail miserably. Twice.
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There’s a modicum of amusement in the futility of all these cunts [will-ultimately-change-nothing] endeavours …
Y’could set that to the tune of that eurovision cunt who’s crawled out of the woodwork to whinge about Israel’s (ridiculous anyways, dead gazans or no) participation in the dumb fucking event .. 3 time winner, it days, (rubber)johnny logan….
Hey, Greta and chums …
🎵 ‘What’s another year?’
Because the species is doomed (yay!) .. and showboating for enthusiastic fucktards ain’t gonna save it much …
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^ it says, not it days … 🤬
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O,T, Civil “servants” run GB. Not politicians.
https://youtube.com/shorts/uOq_drjko9E?si=iDxvKF27BZ0vrL31
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Greta, deffo on the downs syndrome spectrum..!
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Hangman’s noose the lot.Traitors.
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If you talk to anyone from Sweden (I do) you will find that most of them have completely forgotten about the silly child.
She reminds me of that nutter who used to wander up and down Oxford Street 50 year’s ago, wearing a sandwich board saying ‘The End is Nigh’.
Well it wasn’t.
All of her predictions are rubbish too.
I don’t think that she will apologise when she is again proved as being an idiot.
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I thought he graduated to advertising a Golf Sale just off Oxford Street. Happy days when things, and people, were simple.
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Remember the Hari Krishna mob in pink and shaven heads outside the HMV store rattling their tambourines on Saturday mornings? C1971/72
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I do indeed.And there was the Scientoligists up my Centre Point and Foyles
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I’m sure she won’t apologise Arty. None of the “experts” who in the 60s and 70s predicted an imminent ice age have apologised. Neither have the fuckwit politicians who gave us tax incentives to drive diesels in order to save the planet and later penalised us for driving diesels in order to save the planet.
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The same political cunts also incentivize ongoing propagation. I’ve certainly never seen one with the guts to *critique* same.
‘Earth overshoot day’ – for example – gets no mention, ever. This current year it occurred July 24th.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Overshoot_Day
One simple math calculation equates that (July 5th) to a 44% overpopulation even at maximumly-sustsainable numbers.
If what ‘we’ do is so awful for the planet. .. and saving the planet matters so much ..why encourage making more (of the) cunts compounding the problems people cause?
Please nobody misinterpret my calling it out as giving 2 fucks ABOUT any of it in relation to ‘humanity’ ; (stupid)cunt hypocrites sicken me, is all …
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Mathis Wackernagel? Oh, come on! These foreigners have such funny names I can’t take them seriously. Some of them are so backward they don’t even speak English you know.
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Didn’t spot that Johnny Foreigner before, Arf’ .. I prefer pure number stats to cunt’s opinions. Which makes my erroneous (July) 5th in lieu of the previously correctly stated 24th in my 2:58 all the more cunty for me. 😖
As for what YOU took from the article :
Mathis Wackernagel is an anagram of :
‘Climate wanker gash’.
So ; full circle back to the nominated it turns out….
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I have to say I’m impressed with your skill at anagrams Cunty.
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My old diesel merc still going. When i bought it i was saving the planet – no i am killing children with asthma apparently.
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There’s something distinctly MK Ultra about Miss Thunderflap and the way she suddenly popped up out of nowhere. Have her and Maddy ever been seen in the same room? 🤔
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She’s a mong. A 42 karat copper bottomed mong.
She’s also a bottler. Gobs off about the US and UK. But the loathsome little gargoyle won’t front up China, India or North Korea.
It’s disappearance – in whatever way – can’t come soon enough.
As Father Ted says to the Big Yin in the sky about that boring cunt who plagues him and Dougal, ‘Just get rid of him, please, I don’t care how you do it.’
Same goes for this arrogant repulsive rubber faced gremlin.
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One minute there’s no Greta Thunberg, the next thing there’s this gurning teenager with pig tails, the stench of stale piss emanating from the ill fitting clobber she’s wearing which were undoubtedly thrown at her from a lost property basket, bitching and snarling about carbon emissions, reading from a prepared script at the UN, in front of so called world leaders.
Something fishy about this creature and I don’t just mean the smell.
Good afternoon all.
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She looks like Psychoville’s Silent Singer, after a diet of Big Macs and Coca Cola.
Fat little bastard.
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Don’t you remember the famous Swedish cartoon, Drippi Mongtalking?
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In an ideal scenario, The Little Gargoyle would be thrown into the old Wentworth Detention Centre (the original 70s/80s one). There, the snotty gremlin would be mercilessly and savagely persecuted by The Freak, Big Bea Smith and all the other horrors that lurked in there.
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Hi Norman, there was an episode of PCBH on the other night where the prisoners painted an aborigine girl white! I laughed til I cried😂😂😂😂😂
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I just hope that somebody – anybody (except me, of course) – gets it up the duff at some point.
A brat or two and marriage might shut the little spaz up.
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Didn’t this spazmobile do a social media post, showing a ‘persecuted Palestinian’. When it was in actual fact footage of an Israeli hostage?
Mong.
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1,2,3,4,5, …methinks a certain cunter (like the nominee herself) doth protest too much … 😄
Only joshing ya, Norm.
When was this hostage faux pas?
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‘sokay .. found it –
https://www.timesofisrael.com/thunberg-shares-image-of-emaciated-israeli-hostage-in-post-on-palestinian-prisoners/
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Probably got it from BBC Verify
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She also accidentally did one of her script sheet from whoever pays her showing what she was supposed to Tweet out 🤣
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That was absolutely hilarious!
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OT. A cousin of mine asked me if I wanted my usual socks as a Christmas present just now.
However, the post treatment Norman Horn made itself known, as I said ‘I’d actually like Scarlett Johansson in just a pair of socks.’
To quote a certain Sydney Youngblood…
‘If only I fucking could,,,’
https://imagetwist.com/q92pyk6y6a2p/30.gif
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Here’s what I want for Xmas;
https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/julia-hartley-brewer-12224402g?dd_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F
Outfit? Glasses and high heels only.
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‘Glasses and high heels only’?
Kinky, Ron.
What would Julia be wearing, though?
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Ha ha nice one Cunty!
No, just for the record, Julia will be wearing the glasses and the high heels. Perhaps an outrageous little pair of black panties as well for me to slip off very slowly.
I’ll be wearing my leather pouch. It drives the ladies wild (allegedly)
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I wouldn’t give her a part time job in a Punch and Judy tent, when will this obnoxious gremlin fuck off. Her and her wanky acolytes have done more damage to the cause of humanity than venereal diseases, transbenderism and the majority of politicians over the last sixty odd years. That’s with fuck all education as well.
Will somebody rid us of this troublesome fucktard, please please fuck off take your bike too.
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Chihuahua Greta, barks at anything that beats.
A toe in the hole usually has the desired affect.
I drove a similar domesticated dog with my instep straight up along the kitchen tiled floor once upon at time.
I think it reached Mach 2 before colliding with the fitted presses.
Not a gug out of the Knut afterwards.
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I’m still utterly devastated that the Israeli navy stopped them and took them to Israel and repatriated them.
I was really hoping they would wave them through. I can only imagine the dismay on their faces, as the Israelis stopped them turning back.
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I’d like to bend her over my kitchen table
Insert my winkle 💪
Then whisper in her ear
” I still use 100w light bulbs, I’ve got 500 on stock in me loft. Bought them off a Jewish wholesaler ” 🇮🇱
Rodeo time !!!
Keep a hold of that ponytail boy !
” HOW DARE YOU !! ”
Get To Fuck.
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The face on it at that UN speech would sour milk;
https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2019-09-23/greta-thunberg-un-climate-summit-global-warming
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I’m in two minds about Greta.
On the one hand, I find the sight of her puce, outraged, drooling face rather enticing and would be prepared to do my bit to advance acceptance of the #MongsDeserveLovinToo movement by chucking one up her.
On the other hand, you wouldn’t want that demented face and crazed eyes peering up at you while you shot your wad in her gob after she’d explicitly told you NOT to, now would you?
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It’s a dilemma and no mistake Shit
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I wouldn’t risk my knob in her gob unless I’d first installed a reliable pike gag Shit-cake.
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O/T, fuck Greta…!
Why are white people, white ?
Why are brown / black people, black.
Something to do with where our separate species evolved.
Why do white people live in a modern civilised educated scientific society..?
Why do black / brown people live in medieval shitholes..?
Why does the third world want to come to countries they hate, with a religions they hate.
My guess would be that, they don’t like where they live. They don’t like that they live in a backward corrupt system. They see white western civilization as a much better place to be..!
They see white educated women as more attractive.
Our health/ social services/ education/ transport/ in fact fucking everything is better..
Then they come here.
And turn the place into a mirror image of the very same SHITHOLE they are escaping from..!
Why ..?
What can be done to reverse this decline in the west ?
As I see it, it is to turn the clock back.!
MASS DEPORTATIONS NOW..!
One last chance to save white western Europeans civilization..
If we leave it much longer, it will be to late..!
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That self-promoting dumb bitch needs a slap to wipe the smug arrogant smirk off her face.
Did she fall out of an ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down ?
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