Fast Track Deportations

Ms.Mahmood has announced “fast track” deportations, blocking visas from three African countries amongst other possible changes to the chocolate teapot that is our immigration “system”..

Will it get past her own colleagues?

Is she full of shit?

Will Pakistan,Iran and Afghanistan be added to the visa ban?

So many questions,so many cunts.

I think she’s lying and supposes the looters will be scared off after reading an article about it in The Times over tea and scones.

Time will tell.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

68 thoughts on “Fast Track Deportations

    • Indeed, under the uniparty, the uniparty wants the filth here and is prepared to go to extraordinary lengths to do so and keep them here for reasons yet to be revealed.

  1. Pretty much all the deportations have been voluntary with a pay off.
    The three African countries are all Christian.
    Spending twenty years in a free house or hotel isn’t really a deterrent.

    But still having a cross eyed, inbred Pàki in charge of border will work out fine..
    DEPORT..

    • You’ve hit the nail on the head there. I’d take more notice if they’d said they’d be doing it for Pakistan, Afghanistan etc.

    • Some years ago the local kids had rolled a massive snowball in the park and made a wicked snowman complete with hat and scarf.
      Unfortunately the snow was full of dog shit, which kind of ruined the effect.
      A bit like the UK.

  2. I read the other day that Hungary is paying a 1m euro fine per day imposed on them by Brussels because they refuse to accept any migrants and are happy to do so while we pay £8m a day to put the parasites up in hotels.

    • A little known fact about deporting illegals.

      For each illegal deported, the EU impose a £6k fine. France know this and have been merrily sending them our way to avoid said fine.

      Now that we are no longer part of the EU, we no longer have to pay a fine for sticking the scum on a plane and waving them Adiós.

      So why aren’t we?

      • Because Starmer has his dick up Macron’s ass and they’re both on love…with the eu.

    • More fool Hungary for paying it. What would Arsehola Fond Ov Lying actually be able to do if they didn’t? Cunting fuck all.

      It’s like sheeple here saying they ‘wish’ they could cancel their TV licence. Just STOP FUCKING PAYING IT, it really is that simple. The Bastards ‘Busing Children is literally staying afloat because of people’s hesitancy over their gaslighting bullshit about prosecution. If the amount of people who say they would like to stop paying actually did so, the Beeb would collapse overnight. Hesitancy and keeping them afloat is only giving them time to transition to incorporating it into Cuntcil Tax. END THEM NOW before they get the chance.

  3. Just horse whip on a daily basis the ones here already, they’ll soon want to leave and their mates won’t want to come here.
    There, problem solved.

  4. It is a wonder they still want to settle here given it is such a far right hell hole. Fuck Too Kweer’s transies & pansies collective. The ‘Make Yourselves at Home’ Secretary is a cunt. Bollocks to their lying announcements. Cunts.

  5. Poor old modern Britain.

    Looted on all sides,if its not our own leaders then it’s imported human trash,the French,the Chinese,hackers,the Russian shadow fleet and the Energy Secretary.

    We need a new Richard the Lionheart..

    Urgently,we are drowning in filthy cunts.

    Good morning.

    • Anyone disagreeing with the uniparty is automatically labelled as faaaaaaar right. The socialist worker, masked aggressives and the Antifa fascists are never labelled as faaaaaaaaar left however and receive police protection. They are not locked up for ‘thought crimes’ or ‘intolerance’ yet those labelled as faaaaaaar right must tolerate their children being raped and themselves murdered because of an extremist religion. Meanwhile, we are taxed to the hilt to pay for our country to be swamped by grifters.
      How long before we have rpg’s, burnt out cars, rubble and ak47’s?

  6. Congratulations to the central bunch of cunts I mean assets holding the sign someone else (probably the likes of the 2 fifth columnists there picture-right and the 2nd ‘widen windrush’ cunt there behind) made for them, ….. upside-down!

    👏

    • Its a small wonder they haven’t reworked the BC and AD definitions to BdW – ‘Before de Windrush’, when we were all still living in caves.

  7. 🎶Starmer has only got one ball🎶

    Should be no fucking balls just like the rest of house of cunts, on the same day this cunt is having a nice little chat with Macron (and the kraut) about Ukraine two ‘teenage’ Afghan vermin are banged up for raping a 15 year old girl in a park.

    Just another day in the Great British Shithole, but at least the judge has allowed these cunts to be named, well yippee.

    When will the penny finally drop, another 50 rapes, another 10 murders, maybe it will then just become ‘part and parcel of living in a multicultural society’

    Fast tracking is about as much use as a fart in a wind, oh but at the end of the day we are talking about human beings, nope they are fucking vermin. Either keep them out altogether or cage the cunts if they get here.

    Fast tracking, human rights lawyer to a fucking good kicking in the cells would help, then do a ‘didn’t see anything guv’ just like the p*ki rape gang fiasco.

    Smash the gangs. Thank fuck there has been shit weather in the channel

    • @sick…Apparently another Afghan turd has been arrested for the alleged rape of two fourteen year olds in Bolton 😤… just another statistic for the books with the usual cultural differences cited as an excuse…..placard waving lefty’s won’t blink an eye as the total increases daily 😡

    • And one of the pieces of Afghan shit wants to stay in the UK after his sentence. And the wankers in charge will let him. And I’m also sick of that grifting Ukrainian bastard. Fuck him with his constant hand out, and fuck Starmer who thinks he’s some sort of messianic figure, thinking the UK is a major player on the World scene.

      • And, will that gobshite, Malala Freeloadah condenm these two pieces of Afghan filth?

        We all know the answer to that one….

        Errrrr……Nope.

  8. Whatever Shabanana says or does, this will turn out to be as much use as Liebour’s ‘one in one out’.

    Unless the government (any government) has the WILL to tackle the core issues such as membership of the ECHR, we’ll never get anywhere; it’ll continue to be five thousand in, one out (then back in again). In fact, it’s probably too late already. Mass migration, legal and illegal, has turned the country into a shithole. And nobody ever asked me what I thought about it.

    Morning all.

  9. She told the Commons that she gets called an Effing P.

    It’s P’s effing that is precisely the problem love.

      • Even p***s hate p***s…!

        Fancy waking up every morning

        A p**i

        Even worse, when you are not raping white “CHILDREN” you end up sleeping with a fucking p**I woman..

        🤮

  10. I think we all know that any new ‘policy’ is bound to fail : all the others have. There is just a simple enough answer ” you ain’t coming in’.
    There are too many lies being told by omission.Like the £3k offered ‘if you go quietly” like the ‘fine’ paid to the E U ( why?). Why does Hungary pay the EU a daily rate? Whose country is it? Why do we pay lawyers fees to work against our interests?
    Oh and finally ‘Net Migration figures show…’ hang on ‘net’ is those in minus those who leave. But that is the wealthy intelligent ones going and the crap coming in. Apples and pears. A net migration of zero would be when all the rats flee the sinking ship. ie. All off and none in.
    The ship, our ship G B is sinking but it is because the rats arriving are overloading it.
    And now it’s raining. Mornin’ all

    • This entire shit show can be laid firmly at the feet of the eu. All it has achieved is mass migration, debt, austerity, astronomical tax and inflation while putting money and control into the pocket of China.

  11. Until liebours uman rights act is reviewed as at present it’s basically a cunts equivalent of the Magna Carter and two fingers are raised to the echr, deporting any fucker against their will be akin to herding cats. The biggest problem with all this human rights bollocks is that it gives the individual the benefit over the majority. All sections of the act have have riders for the protection of the majority ie if the person is deemed a threat to public safety, security risk etc. Lawful to use these but never appear to be used. Example the Bulgarian criminal who beat deportation by using article 8 right to family etc. He was an obvious risk to the public, an obvious risk to our commerce and obviously a cunt as well. He won his case, now he’s a British citizen and a really good egg. Bollocks. Boris said he had ordered a review of the uman rights act, I’m still waiting

  12. After all the support we have given to Ukraine maybe get Piano Penis Man to take all the channel scum to help rebuild the Donbas, they are getting short on manpower so it would be a win-win all round.

    But it’s a war zone I hear you say, ah well it’s a cruel world out there.

  13. Glad I was born in a different world and grew up amongst people of my own kind. The only problem was poverty after the war. Didn’t mind that because we all muck in together. Fortunately where I live I’m still having the same life. So long as I avoid the news and only have to put up with it on here, which is only a small price to pay and able to say whatever I bloody well like, is worth it in the end.

  14. Didnt think there were any fast track. I thought parasites, sorry, lawyers, paid by us prevented them.

    Mahmood is having a larf. She may say the right things but depends on anti semite, tranny loving, benefit champion, reptilian MPs to get anything done. Kweer hardly going to support.

  15. My racism comes in two separate categories.

    A. The yanks come first because its an everyday battle with having to cope with their fucking up of our language and it was a pity they didn’t use one for themselves.

    B. Are the blacks who weren’t around in my day and only ever saw them in the jungle on television. Who’d have thought they would end up here. How was it allowed, especially when you watched the antics they got up to thousands of miles away.

  16. A park key Home Secretary is never going to sanction Parkeystan on this, or anything else for that matter.
    She might talk all la de da, but at the end of the day, she’ll protect her own.
    And by ‘her own’, I can confidently predict, when push comes to shove, that doesn’t include us.
    It’s only to be expected when we willingly accept sky fairy worshipping immigrants into our political system.

  17. Funny, how these swingers of the trees and parking stanleys all play dumb, act illiterate and claim to ‘no speaky Engerlish’..

    Yet, all their painted protest signs are in English.

    Fucking dirty conniving devious tarbrush burlack sodding cunts.

  18. It’s a shame these days there are no youth gangs,

    ( apart from drug dealing tree swinging pavement 🦍)

    Like, skinheads, mods, rockers, youth of today appear to be sat in their bedrooms on tik tok, Instagram , content creating..WTF..!

    Youth, get out there and do what our generation did.

    Kick the shit out of the peaceful , drive them from this land..☠️ protect your country and our women, defeat an enemy of the world..!

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