There is a difference between who we are and what we are.
Christian (noun) is who we are, and Christians throughout the world are united by that.
Christian (verb) are what some people chose to be.
They may chose to go to church, pray and worship to demonstrate their Christianity.
I don’t go to church. I don’t believe in God and I think that the Bible is mostly nonsense.
But I was born in a Christian country and I share the basic Christian core values.
Christianity has profoundly shaped the world we now live in.
Early Christian schools were initially set up so that people could learn how to read the Bible.
That was their sole purpose, which evolved over many years into Christian organisations founding some of the world’s most influential universities.
Without Christianity we would not have the artwork, music or literature that we enjoy today.
These things came about by the desire to depict, praise and spread the word of the scriptures.
We would not have the health care system that we often rely on today without the devout Christian Fabiola.
She set up the first hospital in the western world in around 400AD for the care of the poor and sick.
The first recognised hospital in the world was set up by St. Basil some 40 year’s earlier in the middle East, around 250 years before Islam was established.
Without the care and compassion of Christians we would not have charities that benefit millions of people throughout the world.
The legal systems in many, if not all devoloped countries in the world have their roots in the teachings of the Bible.
Whether you belive in Christ or not is irrelevant.
The fact is that many people have done and still do, and that belief has profoundly shaped the world that we live in.
So how are people celebrating the monumental event of Christ’s birth?
Colin the Caterpillar is the fastest selling Christmas bauble in the UK, with people allegedly ‘raving’ about him.
He comes with a loop that will allow him to be hung from an often fake, Scandinavian tree alongside other irrelevant crap.
Nominated by The Artful Cunter.
And let’s not forget the early attempts to wipe out the muslim threat during the crusades by slaughtering a million of the swarthy cunts.
Not that it’s not come back to bit us in the arse.
Wonder which Chinese factory produces Colin? 🎄
Good morning to one and all.
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it was actually a defensive tactic as Islam spread through the middle east, it would later regroup and attack Europe, via Otterman and Moorish invasion, that was repelled.
now the fuckers use the European human rights shit as a shield, not that they have any respect for it.
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Christianity, so I was told, was a Roman construct. They had an empire of many different religions so combined bits of each to make one and keep everyone happy.
Centuries later the Roman Catholic’s became all powerful and very wealthy, due to Christianity.
The Knights Templar protected them, while also protecting the pilgrims heading to the holy land from the Muslims.
The KT became very powerful, which unnerved the Roman Catholic’s. The KT also discovered something which undermined the authority of the Roman Catholic’s, so they were done away with on Friday 13, 1307.
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“At just £5, this hand-crafted blown glass bauble takes the form of a miniature Yule log inspired by the famous caterpillar cake”.
I do my own not so miniature Yule log on Boxing Day, and you won’t want to be hanging it on the Christmas tree.
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@LL….😂 I wish I could join the log parade but at present I’ve been suffering with recurring bouts of constipation and would dearly love a proper easy dump of a good sized 💩..one about this size would be nice 🪵🙂
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Thank you for keeping us up to date with your bowel movements (or lack of) Gelderd.
Most informative.
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@geordie …..I had the info verified by the BBC so you’d all know I wasn’t lying 🤥…#freefreemylogs 😖
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Nothing like it Gelderd……hopefully the brussels sprouts and stuffing will help open the floodgates!
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I would try figs and dates, washed down with a pint of orange juice with bits in.
That should get you moving.
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Gelderd
I find a plain old cup of hot water is surprisingly effective at loosening things up a bit.
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Caterpillars are cunts. They eat my brassicas.
M&S should replace Colin the Caterpillar with Peter the Parasitoid Wasp.
Morning all.
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Bigger brassieres M&S. Like car headlights.
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And a used knickers machine.
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I agree with The Artful Cunter’s view that many of the blessings of modern civilisation have their origins in Christianity, education being a keystone in the principal arch of the temple of contemporary Christianity.
Yet, as the bible tells us, Christianity still holds many mysteries, not least of which is why, in a country whose education system is of undoubtedly Christian derivation, are there still millions of completely brain dead and moronic adults whose current driving ambition is to get their hands on a fucking toy caterpillar. Mongs.
God rest you, Gerry Mentalmen.
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2-Ply bible toilet paper for all lavatories.
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Much better ass wipe than the Koran, the pages of which are already covered in shit.
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Can’t blame Colin, poor little cunt is just trying to get a better life and spread his wings.
Are we still allowed to say Christmas, doesn’t it offend the followers of the religion of peace. Some bloke from Nazareth given a title well above his station, messiah indeed, no wonder caterpillars are being hung on trees.
Happy Holidays Everyone, no offence.
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I’m glad iron tablets make my turds black. Its good fun drowning the bastards.
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Dear me, lots of references to ‘Christ’ in this nom.
Clearly this is breaking many laws as we are clearly in the middle of the ‘festive’‘winter season’ as the radio ads for SLY Sports, Screwfuks and some shitty foreign chocolate keep informing me.
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Only mention him when I drop something heavy on my big toe. CHRIST !! I’ve done it again.
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I don’t have any problems with people stuffing their faces at Christmas.
A festival, by definition is a time to have a big meal and advertisers can try to flog their unhealthy crap.
But it’s the way that they try to do it that annoys me.
A fucking Grinch? The BFG? A talking carrot? Dawn French as a fairy? A toy dragon with a barbie doll? A cartoon penguin?
And all the other bollocks which goes with Christmas.
A Scandinavian tree, flying snowman, baubles and tinsel, stockings hanging up, fake snow, reindeers, pixies and elves, fucking pantomimes and worst of all the fat, hairy, Laplandish cunt dressed as a Coke Cola advertisement….. In a fucking sleigh!
What the fuck is that all about?
I imagine that there are already kids that have no idea of what is being celebrated.
Christmas is just a name for the time of year when they get presents.
It won’t be much longer before the whole meaning is lost to everyone.
Already there is absolutely no reference to the birth of Christ at this time of year.
That’s not because it might upset the Muslims, it’s because the Christian Church can’t do its job. The useless cunts.
I live in a Catholic country, but things aren’t a lot better.
In most of the larger towns and all of the cities there will be a Belén display, a miniature representation of Bethlehem with sometimes many thousands of carved buildings and tiny carved people.
These displays can cover an entire town square.
Of course one of the buildings will be the stable of the Nativity, but the kids are uninterested in that.
They eagerly try to find El Caganer, the one figure hidden somewhere who is squatting down and having a shit.
The kids here also get their presents on Christmas Day, rather than Epiphany which would be more appropriate.
They do all know the names of the 3 kings, but only because they get sweets on that day too.
Ask any kid in a non-Catholic country who Melchior, Balthasar and Gaspar are and they would probably guess at rappers.
Presents come from Father Christmas.
Anyway, rant over.
Enjoy a peaceful Christmas everyone.
¡Feliz Navidad!
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I am a big fan of Krampus,
https://youtu.be/eH3kVX6_CKk?si=-VYmybupy86mBdP2
taking away nasty little shits off into the woods and beating/eating them.
That’s what Christmas is about! being good so you see another year.
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https://youtu.be/xgVheZYUvXc?si=z62RLjnRN9RP-Tff
with narrative, much more Christmassy
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Never heard or seen one, spray the cunt with DDT.
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The country is no longer Christian. It is not even civilised. It is retarded. More than two thirds of its occupants are fucking mongs, morons or monsters. My advice this Christmas is to make sure you are armed to the teeth.
The only way out now is to develop time travel. I have been working on it over the past year. The apparatus is hidden in the shed. I cannot tell you too much or the secret will be out. However, I can say that it involves a council composting bin and a vacuum cleaner motor. I just need a few more coloured lights, and a tape recorder complete with recordings of old Steve Wright shows, and I will be ready for the off.
Good morning, everyone.
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Cam I volunteer to be test pilot, Twenty?
I’d give a king’s ransom to be able to go back to the mid 70’s and bum the blonde bird from Abba until we were both in tears.
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Quite possibly the finest arse of the 20th century. The brunette had a tight one as well mind, and both had legs to die for.
Morning all.
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If we were to travel back in time using my apparatus, you may wish to revise your ambitions upwards, Thomas. We would seem like Gods to the folks back then. We could have any women we liked. Even Aimi MacDonald or Fenella Fielding!!!!
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Mary Tamm in The Odessa File. What a beauty she was.
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How about an Ian the Islamist? We could hang it up by its neck and throw things at it.
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Hope Colin the creepy crawly, finds himself up many o’ pissed up arsehole.
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not a bad idea
“Colin the Caterpillar” anal beads 😁
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Each year I am both staggered, amazed and appalled by the variety of ( Chinese) crap offered for sale.
It must seem a little strange that the Christian festival is of such financial benefit to a none Christian nation.
Mornin’ all
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Judging by the state of the car park Tesco is the new religion.
PS,Wasn’t there some sort of lawfare involving Colin some years back?
He’s not an “illegal” is he?
Dear me.
Good morning.
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no I think it was because colin was a greedy cunt (if you read the book) any way he munches all sorts of shit and turns into a wonderful trans coloured butterfly and fucks off.
The Gay bit was deemed ok, just the eating bit was frowned upon, whether it was because it was not hal hal, or encouraged childhood obesity, or at least that’s what I think it was.
Fat kids all over the world blame Colin .
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The winter solstice is on the 21st.
Please feel free to honour me with human sacrifices, hung from the largest tree in Gamla Uppsalla.
If virgins are a bit scarce, Muslims will do.
And what the actual fuck is a ‘Colin the caterpillar’?
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We could sacrifice Owen Jones, it’s his day after all
‘Owen, you Wanker’, the most sensible statement ever uttered on college green.
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Colin’s only use is being a draft excluder.
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That’s Kweer Starmer.
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We buy Timmy the chocolate Tape worm the Aldi version.
Cheaper and next day we all rub our arses on the carpet.
Fuck caterpillars
Thats chinese food.
And fuck Christianity
Those goofy johnny cum latelys knock at my door over yuletide ill set the dog on em.
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I bet our former chum Miles Plastic would have had something pithy to say on this subject eh, MNC? Maybe he is watching us from a bench in purgatory.
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The true message of Christmas has been long abandoned by the so called Christian West.
Traded in for insipid mass materialism.
The same fat chav cunts who think nothing of splashing out a fortune on assorted over priced plastic tat for their ungrateful offspring while indenting their lazy arses , are usually the first to completely dismiss the biblical aspect of the festivities.
“Don’t believe in it – load of shite” while owing a quarter of a million to Quick Quid Loans to cover the costs of it.
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* indebting
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Fuck that.
Colin the Caterpillock is extremely small beer compared to their LGBT sandwiches.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6996097/Backlash-shoppers-Marks-Spencer-launches-LGBT-sandwich-years-Gay-Pride.html
M&S always were pretty shite. I’d only go in there nowadays as a last resort.
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