is a cunt.
Ivy, who has chosen not to disclose her full name ( but is ok with having her photo published ) , is a mum of three from Hinckley, who says that scrapping the two child benefit cap would ” change her life ” as she would be able to feed her family without having to use a food bank.
A few observations.
First, she doesn’t look like she’s missed a meal in her life, and fuck me, someone fell into that three times without a safety harness?
Also, she’s obviously a benefits claimant, as the removal of the cap has no impact on parents who support their families without State aid.
She can vote, although probably doesn’t. There needs to be some kind of step back in time that only allows tax payers to vote, or some kind of IQ test has to be passed.
It’s plainly obvious that the wider implications of allowing benefit payments for every child has completely passed her by. I do wonder if the push to have a child labelled with ADHD might slow down, though probably not until the Motorbility scheme is overhauled.
Dear me, is this the best the media can find, to spin the straw of the recent budget into gold?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest and seconded by Odin below.
I would like to second this cunting.
Purely because the fragrant (BO, chip fat and knock ofF Marc Jacobs) Ivy is in possession of numerous shit tattoos and eyes that suggest she is seeing someone else, other than the scatter who lives with her, but claims to be NFA.
Get a fucking job, Ivy. You fat, cross eyed, Labour Voting , benefit breeding cunt.

What’s the betting she’s been burning coal and that her kids have three different Robertson’s as half their DNA?
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Having multiple kids knowing that you can’t support them without state aid is fucking irresponsible.
Scrapping the 2 child limit only helps irresponsible people and Pákís that breed like rabbits.
Normal, working, tax paying, responsable people who understand that having many children would be unaffordable are having to pay through their taxes for useless, irresponsible parents.
The money has to come from somewhere.
They might as well pack in their jobs and have more kids themselves.
Good morning everyone!
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I always thought that only people who pay or have paid tax should be allowed to vote. If you have “no skin in the game” you shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Same goes for all darker hues they should under no circumstances be given the vote either.
In this specific case of this fat bitch. I think we should hook treadmills up to the national grid and if she wants “her” benefits she can bloody well generate electricity for them. Would also probably help with her health too. Win win.
May email Mad Ed my suggestion. I wonder if it would be called renewable?
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Do the kids need 3 meals a day, if I assume they will look like you.
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She does look suspiciously like wóg meat.
3 kids from 3 different jungle bunny fathers no doubt.
A black man wouldn’t take her on and look after kids that weren’t his, he wouldn’t even look after any future kid that was his.
I don’t know why these ugly munters her involved with men that are almost certain to neglect their children.
If the women like black cock so much then at least have the intelligence to go on the pill.
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Id stop Poison Ivys benefits.
She bleats that now she can feed her family?
Not being funny luv but you dont seem to be half starved.
Youve got biscuit crumbs in your eyebrows on the link.
No, your kids have probably inherited your propensity for obesity,
Itd be cruel.
Little Pugsley and Frogmella should be taken into care.
Vegan care.
Enforced salad.
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The other thing that occurs to me is that the immigrants that you have from shit hole countries must be having a real bonanza.
A bit like winning the lottery.
They only have to say that they have half a dozen kids and they are quids in.
It’s not like these shit tip countries issue birth certificates that can be checked.
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Cunters, behold this spunk processing factory …
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/37657567/benefits-queen-mum-builds-business-empire-blasts-labour/
ᯡ ᯡ ᯡ
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Following a ruinously expensive divorce from a marriage that at least yielded me the delight of my only daughter, my new missus and I have spent the last eleven years building up a business to sustain us with a view to building a family of our own.
The challenge of growing an independent living has, unsurprisingly, extended the time lines beyond what we’d envisaged, and my new partner (who is seven years younger than me) has just turned 40. We are approaching the point where we can commit to having a child between us but face the very real possibility that we may have left it too late.
It is a comfort however that the vast amounts of tax we’ve paid into the system this last decade – while we put our own personal ambitions on hold until we feel confident we can responsibly commit to raising a new human life – has now allowed Ivy to take the brakes off and breed like the verminous rodent that she is.
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I am 51.I reckon I left it too late to start my family.Not even dating 🤷♂️
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It’s a poisoned chalice Ed – only last night me and the missus had a major falling out and I was longing for the days of freedom…
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Ed….I thought I had got away with having a family at the ripe old age of 47, with a wife who had never wanted kids who was nearing 40…result! Then when she realised nearing 40 meant she would then have no choice in becoming a mother, she suggested ‘giving it a go’ Just my luck, first time trying I pupped her up. So here I am now with a 15 year old daughter and I’m supposed to be retiring soon…..no chance of that 15 year old daughters cost a lot to run! That’s me fucked thinking I would be going on several cruises a year in my latter years.
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50 years, never a cross word…😂
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51 here Doc. Two kids, no cruises, no regrets.
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You start a family with only your thoughts in mind whether you can afford to bring them up. Its nobody else’s responsibility.
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In my day (oh fuck here we go) as I say in my day there was a certain stigma about either getting tubbed or doing the tubbing. Hence the healthy profits for the London Rubber Co, Durex to you. With that gone we have words of wayward youths, yobs, roaming the streets and thourafares clogged with ‘buggies’ formerly known as perambulators or prams.
Edward Lear was one of a family of eleven, no TV in those days, and there were no pennies then.
Oh to be honest I am sick of hearing about breakfast clubs and the like all to help the feckless who refuse to help themselves.
At this festive time of year we are apt to think of those not less fortunate than ourselves …….
So how are you?
Mornin’ all
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Ti’s effing phone , for pennies read bennies
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Full benefits oven Unkle.Sponging wench.
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Bring back sterilising and narrow doors on food shops. As a last resort, you could black up and walk free with everything.
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I only needed to see the photo in the link to recommend Oven.
Good morning.
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these ugly fat birds tend to be the dirtiest and most obliging to my pervy requests, as they are grateful for done attention, but even I would draw the line to her……..they do have to have a bit of something between their ears, but no chance of that. looks the kind that could recite the complete KFC menu, but would struggle to know who Shakespeare was.
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‘Is this a bucket of mini fillets which I see before me?’
Macbeth; act two, scene one
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We keep being told that ‘lifting the cap will take 350,000 kids out of child poverty’.
Will it really though, or will it just encourage people to have even more kids as a form of business model? How many arsehole parents will be provided with more money which they spend on fags, vapes, drink and drugs, rather than on food and clothes for their kids?
I do wonder.
Morning all.
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Poverty = relative poverty.
There will soon be n extra class to add to working class, middle and upper…. The None Working Class.
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Already here….benefit class. On the second generation already.
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I think it’s hard to deny that there is some kind of “cost of living crisis” for some genuines. But all those tattoo covered, body pierced, fat fuckers who cite it can fuck off …
The only people that are in a cost of living crisis are those that couldn’t afford to eat and heat BEFORE there was such a label as “cost of living crisis”
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We’ve tried the Bottom Inspectors, Ron. Why not go the whole hog and have Family Inspector. It will stop these families from hogging the system.
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‘lifting the cap will take 350,000 kids out of child poverty’.
…it’s a very skewed way of looking at it…..the way they have tried to sell it to us tax payers (above)
If these feckless cunts hadn’t had kids they clearly couldn’t afford, then there wouldn’t be 350,000 kids IN poverty. It’s the two cunts that made them that have put these offspring in poverty. No one else.
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We’ve got a cat we struggle to keep in Felix and bags of cat litter. I’d like the government to give us benefits to cover the cost.
We’ve got a car we struggle to keep in the petrol it consumes and the tyres it wears out. I’d like the government to give us benefits to cover the cost.
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Using a cap would have prevented more.
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She has three children so I guess she already gets the two sprog benefit, an extra benefit for 1 child will change everything. Yep, that will be an extra 5 scratch cards and a second night at the bingo.
She originally has 6 kids but she ate 3
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What a terrific final description of the article involved …
Probably highly accurate, hitting the nail on the head. That’s my morning chuckle sorted Jeezum
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I’d die of alcohol poisoning before I could get drunk enough to fuck the minging munter.
Has anyone ever checked to see if she really has kids? If so the fathers should be sent to Broadmoor or Rampton.
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Well, the size of her, she has probably never seen her smelly cunt in years, let alone any fathers of her -no doubt- chocolate box sprogs
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Brass necked 🦃….how the fuck can you have your boat race photographed 📸 saying but for food banks you’d be unable to feed the brats when you are the size of a beached 🐳 you obviously don’t have the 🧠 cells to see the irony of it…or are the kids like some Eritrean beanpoles because you’ve scoffed the free grub 😩…open those thighs ivy it’s showtime 🎪
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Fair to say,if the Chancellor and P.M think lifting a cap on benefits is a good idea,then it’s undeniably going to be a complete disaster.
Not that any of the cunts know anything at all about poverty or struggling to make ends meet.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/sep/18/keir-starmer-100000-in-tickets-and-gifts-more-than-any-other-recent-party-leader
Old news now,the bent faggõt.
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Here’s an idea, WORK! and earn a living.
Here’s another, gather together all the scum that should not be in this country into a holding pen near the coast, then use some D9’s to shove the lot into the sea. The money saved could easily end child poverty for the DESERVING!
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This woman is a prime example of the sort of person who benefits from a Labour government, especially one as craven and idiotic as the one “led” by Captain HIndsight. She is also the sort of person who reads the Daily Mirror and votes for them. No doubt Rent-A-Scrubber Rayner is her idol.
I certainly don’t think she has ever foregone a meal not even to pay for the tasteful tattoos on her knockers, but the real problem is her children will grow up with the same sense of entitlement as Mater has.
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Kids thrive on poverty.
FACT.
To take that away is cruelty.
,Little Mercedes never knowing the pleasures of Rickets
Little Layton denied a bag of crisps for his tea,
Theyll become spoilt.
Why kids are such mard fat little cunts nowadays.
Theres a lad i see in the morning catching the bus to school.
Hes say, 12yrs old.
Even his earlobes are fat.
He looks like someone in a its a knockout costume.
Waddling along
His 38dd tits swinging.
Dead by 40.
Heart attack waiting to happen.
Same fat content as a pork scratching.
Killed by his mam
Grave dug with his own knife an fork.
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If this utter, utter cunt and every encouraging/enabling stupid cunt in it’s sphere of influence are emergent in a/the supposedly advanced civilization ..supported & encouraged to continue pointless rampant unchecked dysgenic behaviour as is evidently the case ….
… then what an easy solution to the Fermi Paradox.
‘Compassion’ by cunts, FOR absolute cunts, using up(wasting)all the funds.
Very unscientific. Very UNadvanced.
I also hold whatever pair of cunts made one as utterly worthless as the nommed-disgrace responsible as well. They – quite simply – failed. Themselves, their daughter, the world. Times hundreds of millions worldwide.
Me? .. I looked around in my teens and saw the species for the facade it was (and is) and decided to do my bit for humanity by seeking-out and obtaining an irreversible vasectomy before I’d even lost my v-card. Anything less than 100% on a matter so ginormous? .. fuck that! I did then, as I still do, find the species of which I am a part, utterly fucking ridiculous.
I do not understand the desire by anyone to put another one amongst the ever worsening throng. By now it’s almost tantamount to abuse in itself. It’s certainly a ‘risky’ future for any as yet unconceived specimen.
See ‘Cuntemall’s Paradox’ for the same sentiments but using different wording from the bbc/children in need cunting of 3 weeks ago.
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@cem…. although I have two daughters(both working full time stupid in this country now🤔)and two grandchildren, I’ve often thought would the dinosaurs 🦖 think what the hell did we do wrong for us to be wiped out and replaced with this species of utter morons 😩…come back Jurassic guys you were hard done by ☠️
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Fucking fat bitch would sizzle well in the oven.
The cunt.
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Stuff its arse with sage and onion, shove an apple in its gob and turn it into a hog roast. Serve with apple sauce, and it’ll feed Hinckley’s other 6,000 professional scroungers for a month.
Sorted.
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