is a cunt.
Already outlawed in Wales & Scotland, Alan Shearer & Michael Caine team up to ask Kweer to ban this offensive practice in England. The pair among a host of famous faces & campaigners that have all signed a letter urging him to “be brave, & lead with courage & compassion,” no less, to end this ‘damaging & harmful’ practice. If it was down to me, & the way things have gone with discipline, I would bring back corporal punishment. Throw the cunts in the stocks naked, so that people can throw rotten fruit at them, purchased from a nearby stall. Get the burger van around & an ice cream van & make an afternoon out of it! Smacking was nothing to what was around when I was at school, & it never did any of us any harm.
Nominated by Lord Scunthorpe, link by Cuntemall.
I am all for a ban on smacking children.
Replace it with punching the snot gobbling bastards.
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The general state of behaviour today where when challenged, individuals reel of lists of rights that they imagine they have is an indicator that we have definitely gone in the wrong direction.
When I was a a kid, shutting my gob and freezing was the best policy hopefully the slap coming would be reduced by my compliance to authority.
As for the stocks, ever wonder how many people got butt raped in them?
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” I would bring back corporal punishment. Throw the cunts in the stocks naked” with a big tub of Vaseline next to it!
That would sort it out 😉
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The Chinese burn was the one for me. The short sharp shock that never failed. Kids in my day used to do it to each other.
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what about bog washing?
wonder if that happens any more?
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You have to wonder what the fuck you can do with a nasty, disobedient kid.
It’s not like you can sit them down and have a reasonable conversation with them, outlining your disappointment and asking them to change their ways.
I suppose you could hurt them and make it look like an accident.
Maybe an ‘unintentional’ shove down the stairs.
Perhaps you could ‘trip up’ and accidentally pour the boiling contents of a deep fat frier over them.
I think that I would favour dropping a live hair dryer into the bath with them in it.
Never did us any harm.
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Just do what Hellen Keller’s parents did, when she was a naughty girl, rearange the furniture.
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well my god son was being a dick, at the time they would also carry water bottles, I asked him If I could have a bit.
Promptly squirted water onto his crutch area and said very loudly “Hey everybody (name withheld) has weed himself”!
Little fucker burst into tears and wouldn’t come near me after that, even now as an adult he know not to fuck with me.
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Does the ban extend to fat closeted pòofs being spanked by front door torching Ukranian rent boys?
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Smacking is good for kids.
A ban?!!!
They should have a national drive on smacking,
Get a clowt off the teacher,
Doctors, policemen,
Passersby.
Same for midgets.
Warwick Davis got a few backhanders hed soon get his manners in check.
A healthy boot up the arse too.
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Interesting thing with midgets is that a smacked arse is not that far away from a clip around the head.
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These cunts always try and conflate reasonable discipline with child abuse. Authority figures like teachers and police officers now lack the respect they once would of commanded and a lot of modern parents try and be their child’s mate rather than the adult in the relationship. Look at any little prick of university age at a pro-Palestine march or some cunt gluing themselves to a road for Just Stop Oil and I will guarantee they have never been properly disciplined or told ‘NO’.
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I hire out road rollers, they have a seat safety engine cut off.
its possible to disconnect the switch and override with a paper clip.
Always wondered what would happen if one “Accidently” trundled down the road on its own.
I have some strange thoughts at night.
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Naughty children being told they will die one day with some earth shattering disease might work.
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wont work, they will know that if they contract said disease they will get more presents than the other kids and maybe a free trip to Disney land, so they will positively embrace it.
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Smacking is for puffs.
On this day of all days, lets bring back burning at the stake. Especially Catholics.
Never did me any harm.
Alan Shearer should stick to acting and Michael Caine to football.
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Let’s bring back burning Catholics and also firing carpet-kissers from cannons wrapped in pig skin.
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@capt…yep I believe that suckie is holding a meeting in tower Hamlets soon about the locals falling behind the required quota for our ex capital…🔪 ‘get ya blades out for the lads’ 🎵
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That’s a good idea Captain.
One could blow them from a cannon placed on a basketball court. Then award a prize to any team who, through careful positioning and consideration of trajectory, are capable of scoring a basket with a carpet kisser’s head.
What a splendid spectator sport that would be.
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I believe the item you are looking for is this when dealing with the puff department
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_of_anguish
also please accept this as an open application to join your team on any further venture.
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There is currently a ban on stabbing.
That’s not going too well.
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very valid point.
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So sir Michael and Mr charisma alan are all for a ban on smacking, but I guarantee both were hit as children at home or at school..
Didn’t do them millionaires any harm.
I imagine most posters on this site were smacked or beaten at school..
And apart from Thomas, most of us are well grounded human beings.
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A teacher hit me with a ruler across the palm of my hand when I was about 7.
The nasty cunt.
When I was about 14 I was called to the Head Master’s office and told that he was going to cane me for something or the other.
I told him that if he picked up his stick to me I would put him through his fucking window.
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Good for you Arty.
Kind of contrasts though with the view you expressed above?
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I was and am a complete cunt Arfur.
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I was smacked by teachers.
And always remember the shock of one kid fighting back and having a full on fight with a female teacher.
Wed of been about 8yrs old,
This kid was kinda small even for 8,
Blonde mop of hair
Like a little angel
But he fought this woman teacher in the playground and
Was winning!!!!
I never respected her after that.
If you cant fight a 8yr old
You shouldnt be teaching.
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A right hand shoe, also known as “the slipper,” in the hands of a female teacher, with a crazed look on her face, was far worse than smacking.
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We had a mad old music teacher who once grabbed a lad of about 9 by the hair while she was sat at the piano. His head went down the keyboard playing a better tune than she ever managed.
And I was slippered at 10 for filling my fountain pen while the teacher was talking. I wasn’t ignoring the cunt, it’s just that the pen was empty.
Anyway, none of it ever did me any harm.
Mind you, my analyst does say I’m a psychotic wreck.
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Weird combo that, Shearer and Caine. Maybe thicko Shearer though he was teaming up with mongoliod Harry Kane?
Anyway, they have urged the PM to be “brave and lead with courage and compassion”.
They do know who the PM is?
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“You can’t touch me! I know my rights”
As said by every gobby little cunt since the last time smacking was banned.
This of course does not exempt them from receiving the kind of uppercut that will send them into a low orbit when the little fuck face has just keyed you motor and twenty others in the same street.
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Michael Caine is a fuckin luvvie.
Nobody should listen to that old cunt.
What does he know about disciplining kids?
Cries if they use too much blusher in the makeuo department.
Bet Brian Blessed(true king of England)
Smacked fuck out of HIS kids.
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Having to travel to school in the same clothes for weeks, with holes in their shoes and arses hanging out of trousers and never having heard of breakfast, did me no harm. But it would be a shock to today’s Mollycoddled kids.
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And walking with your toes curled up, because your shoes were too small and you didn’t dare tell your parents.
I got a thump if I complained and a thump if I didn’t, so not a win-win either way.
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Reminds me Jeezum that my mother would smack us for some minor infraction and a minute later smack us again for sulking. Bizarre.
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my school was very similar to prisons, we had 3 pairs of issue Y fronts a week.
on laundry day we would have to go down and throw our 3 pairs of keks in an open laundry bag, don’t forget this was the time of izel toilet paper, some of the skid marks you saw were the width of a fully fledged turd.
House sergeant would drag out particularly impressive specimens and read the label.
House parade, he would name and shame said squity person.
Ah the days off bullying and violence, made me the miserable resentful cunt I am today, Character building stuff!
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This ‘smacking ban’ talk comes around periodically. Jack Dee addressed it in his standup routine in the mid nineties.
quote :
“It was on the news that – for their welfare, it said, – they want to stop adults smacking children.
If they could get them to stop fucking them it would be a good start”.
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Teachers drew blood in my day with one mighty slap. A pre warning could be heard from the staff room of them practicing their chastisement whilst walking past in the mornings.
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O/T, America just got a suckdick..!
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You’ll be sorry….🇵🇰
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I have Western Civilization in deadpool …👍
No msm will admit it, but c’monnnn : if not now, then when? …
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😀
‘Congratulations to Cuntemall who correctly predicted the demise of wetsern civilization.
Western Civilization, who had been fighting a particularly virulent form of cancer for several years, finally succumbed In New York today …
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Soft cunts….fucking hell I knew the way too the headmasters office with my eyes shut for a whacko session … sometimes the teach would administer the deed themselves if they felt in the mood, one little irish woman Mrs cleary (who had a caliper on one leg) was prone to have spells of trying to do it but invariably she used to miss the target of your hand and hit your forearm or thin air 😂…as for punishment at home my mother was the one who did the backhanders or her favourite small hearth brush round your legs ooouch 😩…now it’s ADHD excuses for the little fucks …get to fuck 👍
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When I was about 7/8 I scootered down to the cop shop. So small that my head didn’t reach the counter. A copper leaned over and asked if he could help me ‘My daddy hit me’ say’s I. ‘Have you been naughty?’ asks copper, ‘yes’ say’s I. ‘Then I guess you deserved it’ say’s the copper chuckling to himself. when I got home my mum asked where I’d been and was horrified when I told her that I’d reported daddy for slapping my bum and that he could get into trouble over it. The relief on her face when I told her the cop said I deserved it. I was right happy with myself for doing that tho cos he really had tanned my arse that day and it hurt like hell. Didn’t stop me being naughty on the odd occasion tho.😂
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Vaginitis must’ve been shattered in the old days, Jill. Never thought of it before.
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My kids have grown up and fled the nest now.
Wish they were still little and at home.
So i could smack them.
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I know you’re joking, Mis. But it did remind me of never harming my children, all due to me never being chastised as a child.
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Your post caused me to stop and think Jill. In my day the beating of kids was discriminated strictly by gender. Boys would be beaten at school by teachers but girls never. My mother would hand it out to me and my brother practically every day with gay abandon and no misdemeanour was too trivial. She never smacked my sister. But your last sentence does the demolition job on corporal punishment of course; it doesn’t work.
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It seems to me there’s a fair few “young people” who could do with the birch and/or deporting to Van Diemens Land.
The only people putting the wind up the youth of this country are grinning pakis in taxis and wógs with knives.
Fuck off.
Good morning.
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Maurice Micklewhite: a one trick pony who plays the same character in every film. If you want a laugh, watch his scenes with Steven Seagal in On Deadly Ground. Why have they.not shoved him into an old people’s home yet?
Alan Shearer: a has been with the charisma and personality of a used toilet brush.
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Board duster.
Slapped.
Back handed.
Hair pulled.
Caned.
Bat.
Dunlop green flash
Punched.
School life in the fifties/ sixties.
Happy days.
Left at 15 for an electrical apprenticeship..
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Sorry O/T again.
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IS THE PENNY FINALLY STARTING TO DROP…!!!
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no more, promise …!
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My teacher with unbuttoned blouse glancing over the shoulder looking at my work and legs akimbo under her desk, was much more painful.
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Similar callbacks to youth/school similar ro yours there, will look so weird in a few decades time …
‘My teacher with unbuttoned blouse glancing over the shoulder looking at my work and legs akimbo under his desk…’
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Reform should pledge to make smacking compulsory.
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Do you think Cook and Moore were exaggerating with their dickyback rides.
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Alan Shearer – the lip licking narcissist in that nom pic – that’s a face you could smack. Repeatedly.
Good morning
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It was great entertainment watching teachers ridicule classmates for their physical disabilities of limbs and deafness and even birthmarks, besides the throwing of anything they happened to have in their possession at the time to anyone who wasn’t paying attention.
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Missed out Mental disabilities.
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Earlier this year I was at the counter in a shop … the woman who had been before me was 5 metres to my left, at the doors calling back in to the store.
‘James …. James …. James, come on now we have to go….. James ….”
5 metres to my right was fat faced roughly 10 y.o. ‘James’ standing at a tat stand ignoring his mother completely.
“James … James .. Come on, now”….
Then, suddenly.
JAMES! (’twas me 🙂) .. YOUR MOTHER IS CALLING YOU !
Little cunt jumped. Mother addresses me, real dainty … ‘oh thank you, but he can hear me mark my words’
‘I have no doubt he can hear you, .. James is just being an ignorant little bastard, aren’t you James?’
James starts moving from the tat stand towards mommy … but has to get by me on his way .. Blindsiding the mother I gave him some adult words of wisdom as he passed me at the counter .. ‘Hurry up y’little cunt’ …
And that was that. Except for the bit when the cashier said to me ‘I wish you worked here’ 😄
Did James get admonished further by mommy outside for acting the cunt, .. or did he get brought into the next shop they passed to get him an ice cream because the bad man said the things?
I’d bet the latter. Still. I tried.
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Haha, fucking right Cuntemall and good morning.
I love disciplining other people’s kids.
They get eggy and, indeed, it’s astonishing I haven’t had my face filled in on account of how rude I am to the family.
But if they disciplined their brats, they’d actually have a backbone, the pussy twats.
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Once when working at the local school I was invited into the staff room for coffee. I asked what the chair were for which were placed outside each class room. “Oh that is the ‘naughty’ seat” I answered that I thought it a bit harsh to hit kids with a chair. There was a deathly hush and startled looks, so naturally I continued “I thought you were trying to ban all that stuff.”
If looks could kill I wouldn’t now be telling you this.
Take a look at nature, anyone who has seen a cat with kittens or a Attenbrough film will have seen the mother giving the small ones a clip round the ear
Aged eleven.
“Box of penny bangers please”
“Here you are”
Happy days.
Mornin’ all
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It’s a disaster waiting to happen. In fact, it already has.
A couple of years ago, I saw a horrible little cunt terrorising his little sister in a bus station. A right sadistic little cunt he was. All his mother did about it was saying in a weak and quiet voice, ‘Morgan (the cunt’s name), not good. Morgan, stop it.’
‘Morgan’ replied to his own mum with all the cockiness in the world.
‘Are you gonna hit me?’ He said smugly, ‘I’m only ten.’
His mother, of course, backed off and did fuck all.
The little sods know exactly what they’re doing, and through this, future monsters will be made. And, Morgan’s younger sister will end up a mental wreck.
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