Shabana Mahmood

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is a cunt. It is a statement/nomination you are making Captain and not asking a rhetorical question C.A.

Just when you think Home Secretaries can’t become any worse after a laundry list of do-nothings, along comes this mouthy sack of crap. A woman so ugly, you wish she wore a burqua. Yes, the job of stopping the wave of dirty criminals invading our country bit by bit and infesting our town centres has been given to a woman …. from Paxtan.

In one of her first speeches, this Urdu cave-dweller said, “Britain has lost control of its borders”. Well, why not state the bloody obvious. Has this smelly been in a coma since the last century? Moreover, how come when she says it, it’s acceptable, but when Farage says it, he’s a racist?

At a time when we’re awaiting a proper inquiry into ‘Asian grooming gangs’ (Muslim rape gangs), we suddenly have a carpet-kissing, pakjeet controlling matters.

A Pakistani as halal Home Secretary. Don’t worry though. She’ll only let in her immediate rat-in-laws.

Sky news

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous link provided by Unkle Terry.

65 thoughts on “Shabana Mahmood”

  2. “there were 49,000 irregular arrivals detected in the year ending June 2025, 27% more than the previous year”…

    “Afghans were the most common nationality amongst small boat arrivals in the year ending June 2025, accounting for 15% of small boat arrivals (6,400)”

    Data from the Home Office.

    Thank you Home Secretary,perhaps they will all vote Labour eh?

    C u n t s.

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  3. We certainly have lost control of our borders.
    Allowing worthless filth into the country is one thing, allowing people to take charge whose British ancestry doesn’t even amount to one generation is something else.
    I wouldn’t give them the vote, let alone stand for election.

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  4. When she and the rest of the Labourite shit get slung out of office she will probably be Sadiq Khan’s assistant at the corner shop/Post Office he will run in retirement , but Ms Mahmood should be warned – if she says anything that upsets him, she will be the victim of one of his “honour” killings, and bits of her will start appearing in litter bins outside a branch of Morrisons.

    I agree full hajib and burqa would be her best look

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  5. Only in a country this stupid, would you give control of our borders “yeah I know”,the police and prisons.

    To someone, whose family tree is so riddled with inbreeding that it should of been chopped down and mulched decades ago.

    Ugly,foreign pàķi..

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  6. Home being the operative word…in the kitchen cooking pans of 🍛 for the inbred extended multitude, preferably in a rundown Lahore shack whilst 🙏 that Imran doesn’t want his afters 😍… imagine the Edwardians or Victorians putting a raghead in a senior position of government… blasphemy sir, blasphemy 🎩

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  7. If I had this individual’s phone number in my contacts, it’s personalised ringtone would be

    🎵 Dude looks like a lady…

    Call it ironic juxtapositioning or whatever you like.

    I always thought makeup on an ugly cunt just highlights the ugliness of same.

    As for associated societal ruination?

    Close the stable door. That horse has long since bolted.

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  10. The U.S had an out of control southern border under Sleepy Joe O’Biden and then Trump was elected. Less than a year later almost zero illegal immigration, mass deportations and a cap of 7,500 refugees, mainly white Afrikaners.

    In fact, Trump has done such a great job he has taken the fight to the narco-terrorists in Colombia and Venezuela and is blowing up drug boats in those countries territories and international waters with dozens killed. And a big ‘fuck you’ to the UN and international law and the hurt feelings of Maduro and Petro.

    Interestingly Pakistan, Mahmood’s homeland, is deporting Afghans in the country illegally citing security concerns and rising crime, mmm, where have I heard that before? Naturally nothing from the Refugees Welcome mob protesting outside the Pakistani embassy in London. Must have clashed with a pro-Palestinian march.

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      • The UK has earned 144 Nobel Prizes whilst Pakistan with a population four times larger than the UK has achieved two. One of them was for the girl who got shot in the head. Incidentally, she now lives in Birmingham.

      • More statistics the Left won’t like Guzzi;

        For every Jew in the world there are 125 Muslims.
        For every Nobel prize won by a Muslim, Jews have won 13.

    • Certainly not all of them Doc. It’s the old story I think, the ones gobbing off are a small minority and in the present climate the rest know the safe option is to keep one’s flap shut. After all it’s not as if we have freedom of speech in this country. Considering my numerous younger relatives I can think of only one who shows some sympathy for the woke crap. Two come to mind who hold views that would be far too right wing for this site, both of whom through their work have also had the most contact with foreigners.

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    • The other unmentioned part of this story is the age of said cunt (who had been granted asylum) is the when he arrived in the UK he was 17, well allegedly, as a 17 (cough) year old he was pretty much guaranteed to be allowed to stay.

      Afghans are shown to be cunts, why bother pretending anything else and kick the fucking lot back to Taliban land.

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  13. I still can’t understand why this botch up is happening. Shouldn’t the armed forces be taking over when we have an incompetent government like we have now.

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    • I think most of us are waiting for our gutless king to dissolve parliament.

      That’s the only way I see civil war being averted at this time.

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  14. Since Amber Rudd in 2018 there have been 8 Home Secretaries.

    Apart from Shapps (Home Sec for 5 minutes) and ‘Refugees Welcome’ Pixieballs, the other 6 were all effnick.

    Is it any wonder this country has become the dumping ground for all the world’s sub-human detritus?

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  15. I hope you all have pre-ordered Gareth Wokegate’s new book ‘Dear England: Lessons in Leadership.

    Its important to fail sometimes according to St Gareth of the Blessed Mediocre. Starmer has ordered in bulk for his front bench.

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    • Well, Gareth should know.
      As he failed at every bloody tournament he managed at.

      He alone was responsible for blowing England’s only serious chance of a major trophy since 1966.

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    • I never used to mind Gareth Wokegate when he was a player.

      Since he stumbled into the Wokeland gaffers job and decided to go full Owen Jones meets Jeremy Corbyn meets Mother Theresa meets Doctor Doolittle, I hate the bastard with a passion.

      If his book is as interesting as he is then it should make essential reading for any cunt needing a 12 hour kip

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      • Gareth was a cunt on the pitch as well as off it.

        I remember Roy Keane wanting to kill the bastard during the 1995 FA Cup Semi Final.

        Of course, it was Roy who got sent off.

      • Wokegate is a weedy, weasel-faced, drippy cunt.

        The wanker would welcome the dinghy monkeys in personally if he could.

    • No, I’m waiting for it to be in the remainder bins in The Works, which they usually put outside, so I can pour methylated spirit on it and chuck a match or twenty on it

      I bet it’ll really go.

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  16. It doesn’t matter who is the Home Secretary, Mrs Balls death stare when saying smash the gangs, same death stare when she is being tough with Putin as foreign secretary.
    Maybe pop over to Calais and give the scum bags the ‘Ian very serious’ death stare

    Mahmooooood, another who talks tough but unless there is a change in policy only the weather will stop the channel cunts.

    Probably employ a Red Indian chief to do a rain and wind dance every day in the hope the weather stays bad.

    Big Chief Shitting Bull on the cliffs of Dover morning and evening.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMTLs4qfJtI

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  17. She always comments on one of her own having hurt feelings but never when anyone else is stabbed to death, except the usual bullshit bingo.

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  18. The very idea that this person can be the UK Home Secretary, ie heir to Palmerston and Peel, is patently absurd.

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  19. Thank Goodness she covers up her beauty with a jibjab. Without it, I’d be falling head over heels in love instantly. Picture Bugs Bunny with his heart pounding out of his chest.

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  20. Shabz Mackkkmoooood is merely the result of a Parking Stanley “elder” folding his under age cousin/niece in half.

    9 months later and out pops something with facial features that look like they were smeared on with a spatula.

    And as Britainistan is the land of equal opportunities for any fucker who’s not white or British or Christian, then our Shabz is perfect to lord it over the plebs.

    What a shambles this country has become.

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  22. Not my Home Secretary, or Government for that matter.

    I do not listen too or abide by any pronunciation this Muslim makes in my Christian* country of birth and upbringing.

    * disclaimer, I do not prescribe to any Sky fairy religion.

    In other news that cunt Wokegate has crawled out from under a stone criticising those who would fly the flag of St George.

    Do fuck off Gareth, and please take Lineker and Neville with you. Traitorous scum.

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  23. To get away from likes of this shite, I wallow in nostalgia and at the moment I’m watching Juliet Bravo, where there’s a commotion on whose to make the tea and what type of biscuits should go with it.

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  24. Don’t look back in anger, go fuck yourselves you traitors, filth enabling fucktards the reckoning is coming one way or another.

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  27. Two cups of chai, love.

    No leaving dust on the mantle piece,.

    Pull the punkah in the hot weather.

    And , take this list to Tescos.

    Fucking Jeldi!

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  28. As I mentioned the other day, the reason she can get away with her ‘tough’ language on immigration and Farage can’t, Is because it’s hoped she’s regarded as incapable of being racist because she’s the daughter of immigrants.
    But does anyone really think she truly believes what she says?
    Let’s take a look at another of her park key cousins, Suckdick Khunt. (On the balance of probability, they most likely are cousins and share the same genetic defects)
    Apparently, he loves gays and tranny’s.
    Which is odd, considering the religion he professes to practice declares that they should all be executed.
    In fact, it’s well known that park keys do not have any love for anyone outside their medieval cult.
    That’s why they cannot and will not integrate.
    They do love making a few quid though.
    And they’ll say anything to make sure they get their grubby fingers on it.

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