Self Proclaimed Anarchists


I saw a poster for an anarchist book fair whilst walking home from work this evening. The helpful poster displayed the start and end times, what sort of items would be on offer ,details of refreshments available and activities for children. There was a phone number for anyone who had a question and directions to the venue.

I am from the West Country and therefore possibly a bit slow (incest can have that effect – NA), but isn’t anarchy supposed to be a state of utter fucking chaos? Someone had clearly missed the point here . The organiser should have had it when they felt like it, where they wanted, and balls to anyone else.

I have met various people who claimed to be anarchists, but close inspection always revealed them to be far-left leaning types who were simply uncomfortable with subjects like Washing, Going to Work, Turning up on Time and Taking Responsibility. One such berk invited a group of us round to his house and got very angry when I pointed out that all his CD’s were in alphabetical order.

I will admit to being very easily irritated, but what a bag of unmitigated shite. I apologise for not being able to find a suitable link to illustrate my point, but did note how many societies there are on-line for anarchists. It’s almost as if they like joining in with other folks.

Nominated by : Mary Hinge

Seconded by Miserable Northern cunt:

What a great nom Mary👍

If i can add?
Ive met a few anarchists.
All middle class.
They seem uncomfortable around working class people.
And all seem to be bookworms.

Anarchy isnt something to aspire to.
I like order.
Most of these cunts would be dead without mummy and daddys trust fund and Holland and Barrett.

They all seem more Rick from the young ones than Che Guevara.

If anarchy ever happens these twats would be its first casualties.
Robbed, bummed then eaten.

32 thoughts on “Self Proclaimed Anarchists

  1. I once went to a party in Hulme in Manchester.
    It was a squat in the crescents known as the Bullring.
    Right shitpit.

    There was these blokes there,
    Crusty punks,
    And were part of Class War
    A anarchist group.

    They didnt approve of anything.

    Eating meat
    Washing
    Watching telly
    Working
    Home ownership.
    Anything normal.

    The more I drank the more i took the piss.
    They didn’t have much of a sense of humour.
    Its probably bourgeois?
    Laughter is part of the capitalist war machine.

    Anyway they were a pair of secret middle class students.
    Wankers.

    Ive never met a anarchist who wasn’t a copper bottom cunt.

    • An ex of mine used to live in the Hulme Crescents. A right shitheap they were.

      Ian Brown used to live there with his then girlfriend. He was OK in those days, and he worked at the DHSS in Altrincham I remember he used to lug his moped up the stairs in Hulme. So it wouldn’t get nicked.

  2. If you search for famous anarchists
    Youll find that

    1) theyre either sweaty french cunts
    Or square headed boring Russian cunts.

    2). Theyre never working class.
    Always either a writer,
    Philosopher or something that involves sitting on your arse eating biscuits and avoiding manual labour.

    So speccy lazy cunts.
    An probably vegans

  3. And, all anarchist birds are mingers. Ugly sods.

    My sister’s best mate mind was an animal rights activist though, and fit as with it. Could have made a living doing Page3, straight up

    One day, I was on my dinner hour in Manchester City Centre, and she and some others were protesting on Market Street.
    .
    I remember this, because my sister’s best pal had nothing on except strategically placed stickers on the vital areas.

    Something I’d thought about since I was 12 years of age had come to pass, and the left wrist was kaput for days afterwards.

    So, some good things can come out of these activist shenanigans.

      • Oh, she was gorgeous.

        I remember being with her at the swimming baths. She being 17, and me 14. She came out in her cossie, and I couldn’t leave the water until ‘little Billy’ had calmed down. And, when she was all wet on the high diving board? Bloody flaming Hell fire…🔥🔥🔥

        Actually had ambitions on that score, real ones and all. But she ended up with a complete cunt, and then another and even bigger complete cunt. She’s still about, a little bit bigger, but I still would.

      • Nope, it were the other way around.
        The Pistols first signed with EMI who released Anarchy In November 1976.
        Despite being banned from radio and receiving many negative reviews the single reached Number 38 in the UK charts before EMI decided to withdraw the it after the band’s appearance on the ‘Today’ show where interviewer Bill Grundy goaded the Pistols into swearing live on early evening TV.
        By January 1977 EMI had buckled to internal pressure and sacked the Sex Pistols, honouring their £40,000 contract in full.
        They then signed with Virgin.

      • You’re right, of course.

        The Grundy show now seems tame. We now have adverts on TV with phags simulating spunk swapping and toilet roll commercials where the word crap is bandied about freely.

        Yet, when Johnny said ‘shit’ on TV then, it was a national emergency.🤔

  4. I’m simply a self proclaimed anarchist without having to lifting a finger. Living by oneself is the answer, enjoying what and when I feel like doing anything. Does make one lazy though, especially when getting older. You don’t wash, or tidy up, no need to work after retirement, but still have to meet doctors and hospital appointments, just like having to do my own shopping. A recently good thing I don’t have to do, is pick up my repeat medical proscriptions now its delivered, but the irony is I have to take the repeat all the way to the surgery because of not having up to the minute technology. They don’t realise, the older one gets, the least one can’t be arsed about what’s what.

  5. I joined the Anarchist Society at University.
    It didn’t last long because no one obeyed the rules.

    Then I thought about joining the Apathy Society.
    But I couldn’t be bothered.

  6. All that Factory Records mob had that pretentious anarchist shite around their necks. A lot of them around that scene revelled in such bollocks.

    OK, Joy Division were immense and Ian Curtis was a force of nature (RIP). But them other knobheads like Paul Morley (cunt) and pretending to like Polish and German long winded films with subtitles. And, reading crap boring Russian novels in coffee bars and other such staggeringly pretentious crap. Even the much hyped Hacienda was a cold dreary and dull place from when it opened in 1982. Only from 1987 to 1990 did it liven up and be worth going to. And, that was partly due to the gentlemen mentioned below….

    Ironic, that Happy Mondays saved Factory from all this highfallutin miserable bollocks. Yet they also killed the label with their expensive (and worst) final album.

  7. Great shout by Mary and Miserable.

    I vaguely remember a few self-proclaimed anarchists from my student days. They were all scruffy looking cunts who looked as though they slept in their clothes and needed a wash.

    The women were invariably awful; permanently angry munters with hair like a coconut, raging about state oppression, men and the exploitative excesses of capitalism. No, not with yours.

    Afternoon all.

  8. Thinking about being anarchic a random thought occurred to me. I know that the font used for your number plates is tightly defined in the regulations so that the ANPR cameras can read them. If you mounted your number plates upside down would that defeat the ANPR cameras and would it infringe the regs?

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