I saw a poster for an anarchist book fair whilst walking home from work this evening. The helpful poster displayed the start and end times, what sort of items would be on offer ,details of refreshments available and activities for children. There was a phone number for anyone who had a question and directions to the venue.
I am from the West Country and therefore possibly a bit slow (incest can have that effect – NA), but isn’t anarchy supposed to be a state of utter fucking chaos? Someone had clearly missed the point here . The organiser should have had it when they felt like it, where they wanted, and balls to anyone else.
I have met various people who claimed to be anarchists, but close inspection always revealed them to be far-left leaning types who were simply uncomfortable with subjects like Washing, Going to Work, Turning up on Time and Taking Responsibility. One such berk invited a group of us round to his house and got very angry when I pointed out that all his CD’s were in alphabetical order.
I will admit to being very easily irritated, but what a bag of unmitigated shite. I apologise for not being able to find a suitable link to illustrate my point, but did note how many societies there are on-line for anarchists. It’s almost as if they like joining in with other folks.
Nominated by : Mary Hinge
Seconded by Miserable Northern cunt:
What a great nom Mary👍
If i can add?
Ive met a few anarchists.
All middle class.
They seem uncomfortable around working class people.
And all seem to be bookworms.
Anarchy isnt something to aspire to.
I like order.
Most of these cunts would be dead without mummy and daddys trust fund and Holland and Barrett.
They all seem more Rick from the young ones than Che Guevara.
If anarchy ever happens these twats would be its first casualties.
Robbed, bummed then eaten.
Public flogging then off to labour camps.
Problem solved with all of them.
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Now I remember reading “How to be a complete bastard” when I was a kid.
the car mentioned was powered with the engine of the last flying spitfire, it also had one pedal that served as accelerator, clutch and brake, just not necessarily in that order.
https://youtu.be/Q1-8l0OhUk4?si=asFxrHRKrdRYDWqK
that was anarchy
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I had that, brilliant must have been 86.
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A Merlin in a motor car. The stuff of dreams.
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I had the computer game on Amstrad, the object was to go round a party clearing all the guests by destroying things and stabbing them with umbrellas etc. If you lit matches when your ‘Fartometer’ was too high you blew yourself up and the game ended.
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I once went to a party in Hulme in Manchester.
It was a squat in the crescents known as the Bullring.
Right shitpit.
There was these blokes there,
Crusty punks,
And were part of Class War
A anarchist group.
They didnt approve of anything.
Eating meat
Washing
Watching telly
Working
Home ownership.
Anything normal.
The more I drank the more i took the piss.
They didn’t have much of a sense of humour.
Its probably bourgeois?
Laughter is part of the capitalist war machine.
Anyway they were a pair of secret middle class students.
Wankers.
Ive never met a anarchist who wasn’t a copper bottom cunt.
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An ex of mine used to live in the Hulme Crescents. A right shitheap they were.
Ian Brown used to live there with his then girlfriend. He was OK in those days, and he worked at the DHSS in Altrincham I remember he used to lug his moped up the stairs in Hulme. So it wouldn’t get nicked.
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It’s the Establishment nowadays that are the promoting Anarchy..!
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c201qqq0n61t?app-referrer=push-notification
Religious education: Supreme Court rules the Christian-focused RE taught in NI schools is unlawful – BBC News
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Great cunting.
Anarchy is pointless. That is its point. Not much of one if you ask me.
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The word anarchy comes from the Greek anarkhia, meaning “without a leader”.
So, I don`t know where the problem is in the UK.
😏
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If you search for famous anarchists
Youll find that
1) theyre either sweaty french cunts
Or square headed boring Russian cunts.
2). Theyre never working class.
Always either a writer,
Philosopher or something that involves sitting on your arse eating biscuits and avoiding manual labour.
So speccy lazy cunts.
An probably vegans
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I saw tribute act Sage Against the Machine once.
Rubbish!
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Johnny no Cash
808 smash the state
Soy George
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Dusting Pumpkins
Beastie Soys
Pinko Floyd
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P45 (UB40 tribute).
🗄️
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Ask any anarchist where they intend to sign on once they have achieved their goals.
That always stumps them.
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And, all anarchist birds are mingers. Ugly sods.
My sister’s best mate mind was an animal rights activist though, and fit as with it. Could have made a living doing Page3, straight up
One day, I was on my dinner hour in Manchester City Centre, and she and some others were protesting on Market Street.
.
I remember this, because my sister’s best pal had nothing on except strategically placed stickers on the vital areas.
Something I’d thought about since I was 12 years of age had come to pass, and the left wrist was kaput for days afterwards.
So, some good things can come out of these activist shenanigans.
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You lucky boy.
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Oh, she was gorgeous.
I remember being with her at the swimming baths. She being 17, and me 14. She came out in her cossie, and I couldn’t leave the water until ‘little Billy’ had calmed down. And, when she was all wet on the high diving board? Bloody flaming Hell fire…🔥🔥🔥
Actually had ambitions on that score, real ones and all. But she ended up with a complete cunt, and then another and even bigger complete cunt. She’s still about, a little bit bigger, but I still would.
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I wonder if self proclaimed anarchist John Lydon remains an anarchist in his twilight years…
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John was taking the piss.
‘Anarchy In the UK’ released on Branson’s Virgin Records.
Then the Pistols sign to EMI.
🤣
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Nope, it were the other way around.
The Pistols first signed with EMI who released Anarchy In November 1976.
Despite being banned from radio and receiving many negative reviews the single reached Number 38 in the UK charts before EMI decided to withdraw the it after the band’s appearance on the ‘Today’ show where interviewer Bill Grundy goaded the Pistols into swearing live on early evening TV.
By January 1977 EMI had buckled to internal pressure and sacked the Sex Pistols, honouring their £40,000 contract in full.
They then signed with Virgin.
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You’re right, of course.
The Grundy show now seems tame. We now have adverts on TV with phags simulating spunk swapping and toilet roll commercials where the word crap is bandied about freely.
Yet, when Johnny said ‘shit’ on TV then, it was a national emergency.🤔
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Surely such an event would involve some sort of Bolshevik in a large black Cape chucking a bomb just like the ones in Road Runner through the window?
Then being shot by the army or burned to death on the Home Secretary’s orders..
This sort of thing :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Sidney_Street
Can’t they do anything properly anymore?
The silly cunts.
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Our present Home Secretary is talking tough these days but I doubt she would attend such a show as Churchill did.
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I’m simply a self proclaimed anarchist without having to lifting a finger. Living by oneself is the answer, enjoying what and when I feel like doing anything. Does make one lazy though, especially when getting older. You don’t wash, or tidy up, no need to work after retirement, but still have to meet doctors and hospital appointments, just like having to do my own shopping. A recently good thing I don’t have to do, is pick up my repeat medical proscriptions now its delivered, but the irony is I have to take the repeat all the way to the surgery because of not having up to the minute technology. They don’t realise, the older one gets, the least one can’t be arsed about what’s what.
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I joined the Anarchist Society at University.
It didn’t last long because no one obeyed the rules.
Then I thought about joining the Apathy Society.
But I couldn’t be bothered.
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You ain’t no proper anarchist unless you torch 🔥a department store and nick those capitalist trainers 👟…viva Jordan air 🏃♂️
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You want anarchy? Move to Africa. Fill your boots.
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All that Factory Records mob had that pretentious anarchist shite around their necks. A lot of them around that scene revelled in such bollocks.
OK, Joy Division were immense and Ian Curtis was a force of nature (RIP). But them other knobheads like Paul Morley (cunt) and pretending to like Polish and German long winded films with subtitles. And, reading crap boring Russian novels in coffee bars and other such staggeringly pretentious crap. Even the much hyped Hacienda was a cold dreary and dull place from when it opened in 1982. Only from 1987 to 1990 did it liven up and be worth going to. And, that was partly due to the gentlemen mentioned below….
Ironic, that Happy Mondays saved Factory from all this highfallutin miserable bollocks. Yet they also killed the label with their expensive (and worst) final album.
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They wore their bollocks round their necks Norman? I’m impressed. Don’t think I could do that.
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Great shout by Mary and Miserable.
I vaguely remember a few self-proclaimed anarchists from my student days. They were all scruffy looking cunts who looked as though they slept in their clothes and needed a wash.
The women were invariably awful; permanently angry munters with hair like a coconut, raging about state oppression, men and the exploitative excesses of capitalism. No, not with yours.
Afternoon all.
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Thinking about being anarchic a random thought occurred to me. I know that the font used for your number plates is tightly defined in the regulations so that the ANPR cameras can read them. If you mounted your number plates upside down would that defeat the ANPR cameras and would it infringe the regs?
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I was going to be an anarchist when I was 17 but my mum wouldn’t let me!
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I once went to Chorlton Green Festival.
I was bored and had a nosey.
Chorlton is where all the tv twats live in Manchester.
They shut the roads off to traffic apart from bicycles.
It was full of oddballs😂 😂
They had a anarchist book stall run by the most timid little librarian type ive ever saw.
She was selling books the capitalist.
There was some hippy selling magic crystals.
I liked him.
He said to the crowd that you dont need modern deodarant,
They poison the environment.
He said
” ive not used deodarant in years.
I use this salt crystal.”
He must of noticed my sceptical face in the crowd.
” its all you need and is eco friendly.
I use it and do i smell?”
Me ” yes you do.”
, hehehe, his fuckin face😂
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Antifa think they are anarchists.
But these middle-class trust fund babies couldn’t be more establishment if they tried. On every issue they are on the side of big business and the multinationals, the billionaires and the globalists, unelected international organisations and the Davos lizard skins from Westminster to Washington.
The side they should be on, the ordinary man in the street and the legions of the forgotten majority are treated as the enemy.
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Proper Anarchy, send one of Barrow in Furness’s finest and sink the Cunt..🔥
BBC News – Russian spy ship pointed lasers at RAF pilots tracking it, says UK – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx24028k7edo
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Anarchist book fair? No not really, but it reminds me of my copy of the Anarchist’s Cookbook, this I still have somewhere up in my attic. A very controversial book, in fact if I dug it out & read it, I could actually be prosecuted under Section 58 of the Terrorism Act 2000. I am sure I had it long before then, but we all know that governments make the rules up as they go along, a bit like the laws on magic mushrooms. A great read, by the way, but for now anyway, I think I will leave it well alone!
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Ive got the Turner Diaries somewhere in the loft.
Thats very frowned on nowadays.
Its fuckin shite to be honest.
Like a angry 12yr old wrote it.
If i ever get a job in Andy Burnems office im going to plant it.
Then phone the media😁
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Anarchy is a great idea until the organised cunts come knocking.
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All around Port Talbot you spot these silly little ‘Join The Communist Party’ stickers on benches and utility boxes and whatnot. I reckon it’s that Steve ‘Bollocks To Brexit’ Bray twat who hangs around Westminster shouting tripe through a microphone in a stupid Jay Kay hat, he’s from Port Talbot. There’s a prime example of a typical ‘Anarchist’.
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Anarchy….
Just means ‘no leader’
Personally, I don’t need one.
Its meaning has been corrupted by those who are scared by the concept.
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