Saturation News

is a cunt.

There are now many UK 24/7 news media outlets – BBC, Channel 4, Sky, GB News, ITN to name the most prominent so Good News surely. The topics of the day to be sliced, diced, spread over and digested over a challenging menu of variety highlighting all the possible nuances of challenging questions. Variety being the spice of life all viewpoints can be satisfactorily explored for the watching punter…..ahh no, not really.

What we get are the same stories often on at the same time in the same running order to the exclusion of all other news. At the moment the Plato train stabbings are centre stage having elbowed out Gaza/Palestine (thank God), Andrew Mountbatten Windsor formally known as Prince (thank God), Ukraine (brutal genocidal Rooskie war going on there in case you have forgotten), continuing Trump shenanigans and so on. As has been pointed out before all these stories are sourced from Reuters, very little original reporting done despite the vast teams of news hacks on the ground – until they catch a plane to the next theatre of misery.

See what you will be watching tomorrow today:

Reuters

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.

34 thoughts on “Saturation News

  1. It’s a wonderful concept, isn’t it?
    Modern communications and digital technology combined with highly trained and respected journalists, bringing the latest news and expert analysis.
    Except hardly any of that applies in practice.
    For a start, none of the main tv news outlets seek information for themselves. They simply wait for Reuters to do the leg work and go from there.
    It’s the same with their interactions with the fatso’s whenever there’s a major incident.
    There’s usually dozens or more witnesses to some events, but not one hack bothers to ask meaningful questions like, ‘Can you describe the attacker?’ for example. Whilst we all have to wait a day for old bill to give a description of an axe wielding maniac on the loose.
    These are just a couple of examples of how, in a world of information, we’ve never been so ill informed.
    All due to laziness, arrogance, political indoctrination and a follow the leader mentality.
    The truth is out there.
    It’s just none of your business.

  2. I’m watching less and less of it,it’s all progressive left wing opinion dressed up as journalism.

    Every fucking day is either..

    Climate catastrophe.

    Trump stupid.

    Trump evil.

    Sobbing Arab woman.

    Drone blows up tank in muddy field…

    All presented by a grinning dark key in a suit.

    The only decent thing is the weather when it’s presented by a decent looking bird,at least none of them are pakis.

    Fuck the lot of them.

    Breaking News Oven.

    Good morning.

    • In suits. Saw ITN News the other night on the telly at work. Most reporters seem to wear leisure wear nowadays. Standards of journalism slipping in more ways than one!!!

      Glad I dont own a telly!
      Morning all!

  3. I feel that in the absence of other news, the majority of rolling news outlets will run with a story until it no longer has legs. Unless it no longer fits their agenda.

    A good indicator of this was thick as mince clotheshorse Princess ‘bury me in a Y shaped coffin’ Diana popping her clogs in a car crash.

    24/7 news coverage for a month straight.
    One assumes that there was absolutely nothing of importance going in the world at this time, going by the wall to wall mournfest on every news channel.

    Compare this to Norwegian nutcase Anders Brevik murdering 77 kids at a summer camp.

    Huge and very unpleasant news, particularly for Norway.

    Well, that story was knocked off the top spot within 24 hours by horse faced smackhead Amy Winehouse throwing a 7 and never mentioned again.

    You would have thought that every news outlets would be on the first flight out to Norway to get some in depth views and establish some facts. No?

    No. Far easier to play the same snippets of the junkie Winehouse when she was sober enough to turn up to her own gig and sing, punctuated by pictures of the outside of her flat and statements from her Dad, Mitch.

    It’s lazy journalism and it’s fucking irritating.

      • I’ve read it & can’t tell if it’s meant to be one of these heartwarming, uplifting stories you hear people go on about .. OR an underhanded cynical piece about tbe utter pointlessness of life, the universe and everything … deep stuff, reuters … deep stuff …

    • Absolutely.
      Because we’d be misinformed if there wasn’t a 26 year old university graduate with a 2nd in sociology to disseminate the truth.
      Thank god for BBC Verify.

  4. ‘Farage is an absolute Nazi’ according to the newspapers. I see the headlines in Tescos as I wait to be served. Too Kweer has fearlessly called him out over the shocking revelations that have appalled absolutely no one. Apparently one of his spotty mates at prep school overheard Nigel say something during Latin detention. Let’s hope there is a fucking fight in the Yard at Westminster and Nigel kicks the wanker’s head in.

    This is the media with its finger on the pulse of what matters in Britain today. Cunts.

    Good morning, everyone.

  5. The BBC doesn’t do news.

    It does propaganda..!

    Lefty liberal wokerati Muslim loving, Jew hating, Britain hating, white working class hating unadulterated PROPAGANDA..!

    The other newscasters I don’t give a fuck about, they are not state funded ( apart from ch4).

    Another one:

    BBC News – Strictly star arrested on suspicion of rape
    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgmgyrdlxdo

    DEFUND THE BBC…!

  6. Don’t watch the news. I hear enough of it on here. I still by the way reminisce to when the stuttering twat in Downing Street gave the lockdown order and rid the streets of riff-raff for me wonder along, besides the beaches and promenade’s near me.

    • They were indeed grand times for all of us that completely ignored the wankers’ edicts, Sammy. Mind you, you had to watch out for the bogeys who might murder you.

  7. The manipulation of the news is what George Orwell predicted. It is amazing the power that unnamed news editors wield. We see it all the time with the BBC most recently with so little reporting of their dispute with Trump and perpetually coverage of stories giving only one point of view.

    • I still haven’t seen a BBC verify comment about the suspect Panorama editing in respect of the Trump story. I wonder if that’s because Marianna Spring, head of verify, is listed on Wikipedia as being a Panorama journalist and even the Beeb are too embarrassed that their chief of so called truth telling is asociated with them?.

  8. I don’t purposely avoid the news, it just happens naturally, when wanting to know something I simply look for it, in between me living nostalgically in the past. Like this morning for instance wanting to know how England are doing in the Test Match. I’ve always believed no news is good news.

  9. An all pervading noise, a constant annoying babble. As cunters have noticed the quality of journalism today is down. So much bollocks on the airwaves don’t bother to listen or watch. If I want an unbiased, truthful news I listen to our dear leader’s broadcasts from his temple in North Korea.

  10. The energy price cap is only going up 0.2% in January, well that’s me sorted I can put the thermostat up to 10 C.

    On other news, nope nothing

    PS on the price cap, why fucking bother with 0.2%

  11. The news is not made for you; rather, it is made foe the people who make it so that they can enhance their careers and make money.

    If you notice, the news is all depressing and indeed the world is and has always been infected with misery and suffering.

    Did peasants in the middle ages need to know about poverty in bantuland? No, and neither do you. Switch it off and do something better with your limited time.

  12. Boris murdered 23,000 dying people by not bankrupting the cuntry a week earlier.
    According to the leftwing saturation news.

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