“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. You know, as the station’s roving correspondent on every subject under the fucking sun, I receive many comments and questions in my in-box. But perhaps the most common contact is made by people reaching out for help, and here’s a classic example; ‘Ron, I feel that I have the makings of a true cunt, but need help to get started. Can you advise?’ Regards, Samuel Williams.
Well indeed I can Samuel, and here are some tips which I’m sure will be of assistance. First of all, it can be a help in getting going as a cunt if you’ve had a disadvantaged start in life. I note that you lived your formative years on the mean streets of Royal Tunbridge Wells, and ended up at dead-end Balliol College, where you’re studying PPE, a subject barely one step above transgender studies. This is good, because it all helps to grow the massive chip you have on your shoulder.
The next step in becoming a cunt is to get yourself a cause. I believe that climate change was your first choice, but this is passé, so have a look at being pro-Palestine instead, it’s 2025’s fashionable cause.
Now pay attention because this next bit is vital.Having chosen your ‘I’m a cunt’ cause, you’ve got to back this up by words and deeds, and cultivate your image as a social justice warrior. So get yourself one of those tea towel thingees to wear, and a loud hailer. Naturally you’ll need something to chant, so you and your chums might hold a workshop to come up with something really catchy. For instance, this could be something like ‘Gaza Gaza do us proud, put the Zios* in the ground’. This I think has a certain Byronesque charm to it, without being too nasty. Don’t shout ‘death to Israel and Israelis!’, or anything as crude and unsubtle as that. We’ll get your meaning. Oh, and it won’t do your street cred any harm if you get your photo taken posing with a toy rifle; a picture being worth a thousand words, as they say.
So there you go; all you need to do now is go out into the street and get your chant going. Congratulations; I’m pleased to award you your IsAC Diploma in Cuntitude, First Class; you’re a fully qualified cunt.
One last point. I’d advise you to see past the immediate situation and think of your future in the longer term. If you see being a cunt as your career, you can take your PPE degree, join the Labour Party and become a special adviser, as others before you have done.
I hope that you’ve found this helpful Samuel. If anyone else needs help or advice, I’d be happy to oblige, and can be contacted via the site. But for now, this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.
*short for ‘Zionists’, so that it scans.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Excellent stuff, RK.
Your cuntings are above and beyond.
This little shit will probably be Chancellor one day; he’s as qualified as bitch Reeves.
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The same university as our old friend George Abaraonye, at least Oxford University is consistent in producing cunts, coz it aint’ productive members of society.
Incidentally, ‘zio’ was popularized by white-supremacist David Duke.
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Who?Oven treatment Tel
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Another brainwashed cunts. Why don’t they go and live with the cunts?
What really saddens me is these cunts will cry and protest over Palestine but don’t give a fuck about their own land.
How can you be intelligent and not understand what centuries of sacrifice people made to give him the choices he’s made?
Waste of fucking oxygen.
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Gazans Gazans do us great, split this twat’s arse into pieces of eight. Preferably with AIDS.
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Guten Morgen, meine kleinen Damen, die gerne Unterwäsche schnüffeln!
Rank amateur.
🌭
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Watch out !
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ylw4pz83do
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When you look at the pic, you can see why he was regarded as the George Clooney of his day, and reputedly had many a lady frothing her undercrackers.
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How odd it is that rich swots become animated about places they’ve never been and people they’ve never met…and never intend to.
Perhaps they haven’t been given enough homework to do?
Anyway if it was up to me they’d all be hanged for High Treason.
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Silly me,I forgot to add my thanks for a very entertaining and splendidly worded nomination yet again.
Your health sir.
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Because of soft pansiness at schools, twats like this never got a well-deserved kicking.
If all the ‘Just Stop Oil’ people got a fucking shoeing in senior school, they’d doubtless have grown up properly and been at least moderately productive.
I told my eldest before he went to uni that I did my very best to bring him up correctly and that if he turned into a leftie nutter that I’d disown him.
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another soppy munchkin spouting the usual drivel…..give him a pager
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Funny that gobshite cunts like Samuel Williams and Bob Vylan, (real name Pascal Robinson-Foster) feel brave enough to threaten death to the Jews, their supporters and the IDF respectively, while being safely tucked away in a middle class echo chamber of fuckwits 3000 miles away from the people they’re threatening.
Just for their information. There are 2.4 million active and reserve members of the IDF. All of these people are well trained, battle hardened and highly capable.
I would watch my back if I were you boys.
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You don’t want to be sniping at the tiny hats, eh Odin?
Look what happened to Charlie Kirk…oy gevalt!
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I would be surprised if the red sea pedestrians had anything to do with poor Charlie Kirk, Thomas.
He was no threat to them and they can take quite a bit of criticism without result.
What I would be very aware of is the cunning and patience of Mossad and Shin-bet.
Those pagers, the walkie talkies the following day and the red care lines installed to the homes of a score plus Iranian military top brass took years in the planning and the Israelis just sat quiet, waiting for the right moment.
Samuel and Pascal might want to remember that.
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Ho ho! Hopefully Suqdiq’s on their 6-pointed radar too.
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The best advice I could give this arsewipe is “stop a bullet” as your causes are a bit wank as you have very few if any martyrs. Fucktard twat
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Fucking hell it’s Curly Watts from Coronation Street.
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That’s exactly what I thought 👍
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Good morning Ron, your nom is excellent as alway, maybe send it to Balliol College so they can post it on their sustainably sourced notice board.
I am sure there are many fellow students who aspire to be cunts and perhaps it may inspire the lecturers to include a module entitled ‘How to be a Cunt’ and no doubt you would be invited to give a talk at the college on how to spot a cunt and the best way to avoid being nominated as a cunt.
Sam has indeed achieved a first in being a cunt, well done Sam Tunbridge Wells must be very proud, I bet he lived in the Posh part, definitely not a resident of Sherwood
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Just an observation on the nom pic.
I thought that Samuel might be a bit of a flyd, by looking it his left arm.
Evidently not though. It’s just the limp wristed puffery one would expect from an Oxford student and compliments the nail polish the little cheek weasel is wearing on his right hand.
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It’s worse than you think, Ron…
Two fucking dozy heifers I overheard on the on a train the other day..
First heifer – ‘Yeah, like, I have been getting a lot of far right stuff on my feed recently.’
Second heifer – ‘What sort of stuff?’
First heifer – ‘Yesterday I got stuff from The Conservatives. Can you believe it?’
Second heifer – ‘No way!’
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Those dumb lardos, eh?
The “Conservatives” are as limp as ϟϟtarmer’s dick faced with a lady’s wet growler.
People should be reminded of real right-wing values:
Small goverment
Self-sufficiency
Quẹers and tran§bumders back under their stones where they belong and most important:
Deport all darkıes
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Thanks to all those making kind comments on the nom.
The last news I can find on this little cunt is that he’s been suspended by the university, as well as well as being arrested; apparently there’s an ongoing investigation by the police.
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/tunbridge-wells/news/police-investigating-kent-student-who-chanted-put-the-zios-331213/
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PS
Unfortunately the link in the nom is behind a paywall, so here’s a bit more on the story.
According to ‘The Mail’ (I recall seeing the story at the time), the home of Williams’ parents was raided by the cops, who discovered what was termed a ‘significant’ amount of arms, which were apparently confiscated. Here’s a follow-up on the story from ‘The Times of Israel’;
https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/police-confiscate-weapons-from-home-of-oxford-student-who-led-antisemitic-zios-chant/
The reports in the press after the arrest also showed pictures of Williams posing with some sort of automatic rifle (which I reference in the nom). I assume this weapon is a fake but I don’t know.
It’s going to be fascinating to see whether anything comes of this as far as the law’s concerned, but it doesn’t look promising for young Mr Williams at the mo.
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Dickheads still walk the earth.
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And a fair few of them seem to be infesting Oxford Uni.
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Anyone wearing a keffiyeh should be clubbed on sight.
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A quick jab to the throat is far more satisfying.
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Hahahaha he looks like wheres Wall
The fuckin little weed.
Plant the zios in the ground?
Hed struggle to plant daffodils in the ground,
Sickly twiglet twats wrists would break.
Whats that hes swigging in the header pic?
AIDs medicine?
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Ps
Ive just realised that in the header pic hes showing his limp
wristed hand to show hes had dots
tattooed on his knuckles.
Not seen that in donkeys years.
It used to be worn by deadlegs and hard cunts
Stands for
‘All coppers are bastards. ‘
Looks well out of place on this Gareth Keenan
Looking cunt.
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That silly little smear of bum fluff where he’s tried to grow a beard completes the picture I think Mis.
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What happened to the Philistines famine? They were are skeletal cunts one day, next they are all fit and healthy.
Just wondering.
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Jarvis Cockers sparring partner
Weighing in at 5stone
Capable of punching through wet paper,
Sammy Williams
Grandson of Kenneth
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The Nation’s hope for the future. It really is time that the next generation took a good look at the types that may well be in charge of them in a few years time. It may well shock one or two of them.
Mr Toughy with a few biro dots, drinking from the bottle and a chin of bum fluff.
Is this the product of Blair’s ” everybody should got to university ” cobblers? Turned out well.
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The funniest thing about this story is the chant he was done for.
After holding a ‘workshop’ (ffs) with his cronies, the best they could actually come up with was ‘Gaza Gaza do us proud, put the Zios in the ground’.
This is the calibre of student that Oxford is admitting these days. My 10 year old granddaughter writes better stuff than this.
His dad should have done us all a favour and spaffed his load up the wall.
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This always springs to my mind..!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II
Why the hell did we bother..!
Being 6’4″” blue eyed and long ago blonde haired, I probably would have fitted “right” in..!
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