What went wong I hear you ask?
Zhimin is a Chinese crook who embezzled millions from pensioners in the Far East and rolled up in London on a fake passport after the Chinese police launched an investigation onto her ponzi scheme.
Send her back and let her receive some proper Doctor Fu Manchu treatment from the mad yellow cunts possibly?
Save us a few quid by flying her back to Chy-na?
Nah fuck that,start a trial here at vast expense with virtually no chance of any of the victims receiving any restorative justice..
Oh and also start a proceeds of crime investigation to burn another mountain of our cash…
What a fucking mess as usual.
Perhaps Rachel can raise some more taxes to pay for it all?
Cunts.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
The little minx.
I can just imagine the suction she could give to my bell end with her fat chops.
I would happily tea bag her until I spaffed into her lovely face.
Good morning everyone!
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You are Jay from The In-Betweeners and I claim my £5
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Thats Roseanne Barr.
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Roseanne Barr after losing 10 stones on a crash diet.
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You cant trust chinks.
I hate them.
I try not to buy the shitty crap they manufacture.
I dont go in the unhygienic chippies they have,
Theyre all spies.
They cant drive.
They eat dogs
I wish this country was rid of the squint cunts.
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I used to work in one of their fast food places. Very unhygienic and they paid cash in hand. I reported them after I left but nowt was done about it.
I’d recommend to anyone to steer clear of anything involved with them.
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I think we’ve just found Rachel’s replacement.
Or alternatively she could be taken to the new Chinese Espionage Hub in London when Rodney’s Marxist Cabal give it the go-ahead.
And mysteriously disappear.
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If this tiddlywink had a bit of common sense, that bitcoin “on her laptop” (in reality, the bitcoin are on the blockchain, not on the laptop) would be in a secure wallet and, without the private key, would be entirely innaccessible.
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The rinky dinks take embezzlement velly seriously. Even party loyalists are taken out and shot if they are caught with their hand in the till. Imagine how many politicians would be purged from the House of Cunts if we applied the same standards?
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The rinky dinks are sly little cunts who are generally as thick as pigshit.
Sadly we can’t line up our politicians when they get caught thriving from the public purse.
Take Rachel Reeves’ first tax raid of £22Bn.. That was £8Bn to the unions for getting them into power and £14Bn for illegals to ensure they’ll be voting Labour in 2029.
Now another tax raid of £21Bn to buy the chav / scratter / Muslim vote.
That level of theft and corruption would get you lined up for target practice with an AA cannon in more civilised countries.
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Yes Odin, & I would call that an excellent example of ‘thriving.’
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Thieving, Scunny.
Bloody autocorrect.
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We’d have to borrow a few boxes of ammo from our NATO chums I suspect.
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Those involved with Local Authority Planning could five the Pooh and his lackeys a lesson or two in corruption
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“Give Winnie the Pooh”
Chinese Cunting Phone!!!!!
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Does anyone else hate looking at Orientals? Sure, they’re better behaved than the usual wôg/foreigner/alien but I just hate the eyes. Horrid, evil looking eyes. I find them utterly offensive to look at, almost as bad as looking at bantus.
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Morning Cuntrarian/all.
You’d not have a go on this bird then?
https://share.google/pfnrzf1SZBV0U8CUB
Safe pic.
I bloody would!
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Of course, I’d have to drop my dog off at the kennel for a day for canine safety reasons.
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Again, it’s the eyes. They look like scheming open wounds in their faces. Maybe if that bint wore a blindfold or something.
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Japs have better eyes than their neighbours.
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Test
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Just what I was thinking Harry. Our elder daughter worked in the hospital in Osaka for a while. We’ve got pictures of her with some of the women she worked with. Some of them are absolutely stunning and the almond eyes are really what makes them. I’ve also been advised by those experienced that they have lovely smooth tight fannies. Also from what I’ve seen they have lovely dense black bushes in a different shape from those that we are used to over here.
Now I’m getting a stiffy.
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Me.
I don’t like looking at them.
That weird jaundiced skin
And the goldfish faces.
And too many teeth in their mouths.
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Still better than a paƙı bitch or female ooga-booga, surely MNC?
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It’s known as the ‘Kamikaze Stare.’ Many of these Nips will have these traits in their genes.
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Probably the most famous squint was Bruce Lee.
Acted dead hard,
Died from taking a junior Disprin.
Paracetamol is like salt to slugs for the rinkydinks.
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“The Chinese are a subspecies”
Morrissey.
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Morning Herman.
You see the boxing last night?
Boxing on the BBC!!
! About time they had something good on.
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Morning Mis.
I went to the footy yesterday to watch the local non League side and spent the rest of the day on the piss.
Watched the highlights this morning though.
Was a decent punch up.
Boxing on the Beeb. I think the last time I seen a bout on there was with Harry Carpenter calling the shots.
“Know what a mean hee hee hee!”
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Those pensioners must have fallen for her svelte tongue with promises of eternal life and big dowwar…’I makee you velly Yung and nicee again yu twust me ya ok’……’lookee evyone I send picture of big house I run scheme from see no lie, twust me ya’….㊗️㊙️🈲 top dowwar 😆
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他妈的中国佬
Shrimps in Szechuan sauce, special fried rice with green chilli & garlic & a portion of chips & curry sauce please.
🍜
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I think I’ve seen that tattooed down some influencers arm.
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Morning Odin…I’ll bet that every tattoo in an oriental language is done along the lines of ‘I’m a round-eye piece of shit’.
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You won sore finger?
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I had to check if the writing meant something.
Nice one sam.
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不客气。
😏
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Chips and gravy twice, Sam?
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And a carton beansprouts please.
🫘🌱
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She looks like Ting Tong from Little Britain.
Good morning.
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I suppose its quite nice that the Yellow Fiends have been robbed by this fat bald panda.
They’ll never see any of that stolen brass once our govt “auditors” have given it to Serco to pass onto our raghead friends.
Ah-soles.
Chinese coal fired Thunberg Special Oven.
Good morning.
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That’ll be no good, UT.
The poorly-constructed, made out of chineseum fucker will break down after 12 minutes ovening.
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In the 70s there was a bit of a craze for all things chink.
Kung Fu tv series
Hai. Karate aftershave
Bruce Lee
Water margin
Monkey
Everybody was kung fu fighting.
I remember my mate coming out of a chippy and hed got chips an beansprouts in soy source!!
I was dead impressed.
I hadnt been introduced to international cuisine
Or oriental cooking.
He was dead sophisticated.
Like Bryan Ferry or something.
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Chips + beansprouts in soy sauce?
And you didn’t say “what’s this gay shit?” and beat him up?
I hadn’t figured you for an electric car enthusiast, MNC?
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Yes I suspect you are once again on the money Thomas.
It would also cause the National Grid to inexplicably shutdown for 2 weeks as well.
Apart the new Chinese Spy Centre,I mean embassy,in Central London of course,that will have its own nuclear reactor in the basement,next to the “disposal suite”.
The wicked cunts.
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I was dead impressed Thomas.
I was about 14.
Id never even heard of beansprouts.
His mam ran the UK Roxy music an Kate Bush fan clubs.
I thought it was like a different world.
We’re still mates.
Out on a Christmas pissup soon 😁
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@mnc…. trust you’ll be doing the strand 🎶 whilst shouting two pints of your finest ale heathcliffe 🍻 😖
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Forget the money she has stolen, Quim should be thrown in a tank of piranha fish for having a face that is a crime against humanity.
Send her back to Chy-na.
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Her real name is Fukin Law.
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Had a Chinese lady friend I used to have sexual relations with. She was a right dirty bastard. Don’t know how she got into the country with her lack of English. She also could speak Vietnamese. Our entire relationship was just sex. It was like living in the film “In the Realm of the Senses” only fortunately she doesn’t cut off my cock. She did all the pissing in the streets and wanking me off on buses. I taught her the “love you long time” phrase and would speak to her in the most crudest way possible, to what I was going’s to do to her sexually. She was the ultimate love doll we all dream of.
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Have you still got her number Sam?
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It was quite a long time ago, Geordie and she’s probably pleasing those in the sky’s.
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Why is that whenever anyone posts a link to a bbc site I get presented with 2 pavement apes mid chimp out enticing me to log into the cesspit of despair that is the bbc? It fair turns my stomach. Pleas make it stop. Thanks.
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I decided to compile a list of what I *like* or funs admirable about China/the Chinese.
Here goes.
(1) .. erm 🤔
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Alright Cuntemall?
I have to admit, I’d love to shag a chınky bird.
And she’d love it too.
She’s only ever been shagged by tiny tiddlywinkles, smaller than Bonnie Langford’s little finger and she’d love a full sized purple slaghammer.
I’d give her the best 4.5″ (after viagra) of honky knob she’d ever had.
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‘Afternoon, ttce.
Any chinky bird in particular?
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Well, there’s a quite attractive (and appropriately old) chınky bird that works at my gaff. She has an awesome body too.
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^ *find, not funs.
I’ll have to come back around to (1) …
(2), though … err … refer to #(1)
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Bootleg DVD’s delivered to your factory door.
Bayonet practice for the nips.
….
Err…
Well,that’s two for your list,Cuntemall.
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Their recent greenfell tribute, maybe ….
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There are those that still believe their was a ‘pandemic’ in 2020.
Talk about made in China.
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Drop her off at the local Chinese restaurant and let the chefs chop her up and pop her in the cooking pot.Little miss piggy.
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Afternoon EW.
You know, that actually sort of happened in Macau in the 80’s.
There’s a movie based on it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Untold_Story
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Hands up here who is surprised that Cunt Engine knew that.
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It’s a good way to get rid of bodies, LL.
When I do the catering for a funeral where only the victim’s hand has been found, little do the relatives know that those delicious barbeque ribs they’re scoffing belong to their missing loved one.
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Hi TTCE
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She’s a wok face. Ideal for frying tonight.
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Just send her back to the land of the dragon, sure they would be pleased. Why the fuck should we pay for her trial, upkeep, council house when she’s let out after two years plus full benefits including top rate Pip so new car. Send her packing pronto skanky bastard.
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That was my initial reaction, BB.
However, after reading the link it seems that any repayments to her victims will only be made if it can be proved, so you’ve got a load of now penniless Chinese pensioners, most of whom appear to have “invested” through 3rd parties, and so don’t have direct proof that payment went to her.
Also, there’s a question as to whether claimants who can prove the money is theirs should get back only the original investment, rather than it’s current value.
So, what happens to any “surplus” after that’s been determined?
Why, the UK get to keep it under the Proceeds of Crimes Act.
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And just think of all the extra benefits on which Rachel could spaff it.
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Can’t we hire her as the new chancellor of the exchequer, it seems she knows more than Rachel about scamming people without them knowing.
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Admin.
Can you sort me out in public after me sending you umpteen messages about my email address going missing every time I use it and yes I’m putting the little tick bottom left. Then why does it piss off.
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“Sort me out in public”?!
Sounds rather saucy, SS!
Are you on a phone or a computer?
Have you tried Brave browser?
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I’m only on an apple iPad, Thomas. Does that apply to your suggestion for a browser ?
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The total lack of sympathy for Sammys predicament appals me.
Whatever happened to the great British spirit of unity? The brothers together ethos?
Accept my apologies for this callus gang of miscreants, Sammy.
PS, did you tick the box?
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YES.
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😁😁😁😁😁👍
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Thanks again for your support, J P. I wouldn’t have minded, only for my hands being shot to fuck with rheumatoid arthritis.
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You and me both, mate.
Hell, isn’t it?
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Probably bad reception in Jaywick Sammy.
You need a aerial booster.
Get on the roof and try adjusting it.
Ps
You have ticked the box right?
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# whilst wearing an emu costume on your arm.
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An a safari suit.
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It’s probably some knock-on effect from GCHQ marking your card, Sammy.
Give Gen.Cunster my regards if you happen to be chatting to him any time soon. Also technocunt, termujin and cuntamus prime…. 🙃
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That jays getting on my wick, Mis. If I lived there l’d shoot myself.
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Sammy @
Carefully check the details youve inputted.
If a capital letter is missing or a misspelled word,
It wont recognise you.
It happened to me once.
Id wiped out a letter by mistake.
Oh an tick the box.
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I’m tickling you off for not using apostrophes. Is it due to using your phone and can’t be arsed ?
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Yeah.
Im mad for gramma
But my phones not keen.
Here ‘.’. ‘.’
Scatter these as you see fit.
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There again, Mis, it could be due to me having a gas fridge and using an accumulator for my radio. Besides wanking off with my left hand, the devil’s hand.
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The chinese gave us rice
Which i only eat in pudding form,
Noodles which i dont eat
And martial arts.
Which im cynical about.
That twat Chuck Norris was mad about them!!
Couldnt get enough of rolling around on mats in his jimjams.
He did a tv show
Walker, Texas ranger.
Where he played a texas ranger that went around kicking people?
Not being funny but Texas rangers are issued with firearms.
Much more effective.
He would of had a short career.
Kicking someone in the shin isnt going to have the same effect as a shotgun.
Seen him now?!!!
Those teeth?!!
Looks like Desert Orchid.
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And great walls, to keep the scum out.
Something we could learn from.
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“… we need to get the source of this lyme disease outbreak studied at the Infectious Disease Unit pronto ; the courier is nearly here to collect it.
Have you boxed the tick”?
📦🪲
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who were the victims here?
a bunch of Chinese pensioners?
fuck em. Commie bastards don’t appreciate her entrepreneurial spirit.
grant her asylum.
the enemy of your enemy could probably point out where the money is hidden.
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Im watching cinematic masterpiece Flash Gordon
And Flash wears a tshirt with his name (FLASH)
In big letters on his chest.
Now at first glance this seems deeply narcissistic and self indulgent.
But it makes sense.
No more weary introductions.
No more questions how your names spelt.
No more getting mistaken for Osama bin Laden.
Or Giant Haystacks.
He was a genius.
Anyway,
Ive got bored and turned it over.
Load of shite.
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