Its been described as a shift in attitudes and part of a broader discussion about gender roles and indentity. Men taking on their wife’s family name as their own after marriage. But could this be peak cuck? Further evidence of the emasculation of modern men dressed up as being progressive.
Could I still respect a friend if he did this and still look at him as a ‘real’ man without seeing an imaginary ‘doormat’ tattoo across his forehead? Its not a great start is it. From day one everyone knows who wears the trousers.
Its like having your balls in a little box on the mantelpiece while your wife and her boyfriend have a laugh about asking her father-in-law for your hand in marriage.
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I have a feeling Mr dearlove gets his arsehole pegged every evening by the missus..
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They must be right little toadies and crawlers – the type who call their employers “sir” and refer to their “lady wife”, have had a subscription to The Guardian since they were 16, supine, hen-pecked, probably secretly quare. Step forward “Mr” Jess Phillips.
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It’s nothing new,LL. As you can see,I took my now ex-wife’s name.
Although, I added “well” at the end. I also dropped the ” Horriblecheatingfatshit ” at the beginning,too much of a mouthful.
Morning all.
Don’t forget to put your gloves on if you’re off out.
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They’re undoubtedly pegging enthusiasts and will endure an escalating campaign of psychological and physical abuse until they top themselves fifteen years later.
But they’re going to be Labour councillor vegan cyclists who read the Guardian, so fuck them, the cissies.
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So, he took her father’s name?
How patriarchal.
Good of her to dress in the traditional ‘childrebs TV presenter from the 80s’ bride wear for her Green-voting husband.
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In the town where I was born and raised there lived an extended family whose surname was a byword for criminality. The kids started started offending in junior school and by middle age the adults had a rap sheet like war and peace. One scion of this shower proved to be the black sheep. He got to his early twenties without a record. When he married he took his wife’s name. They left the area and were not seen or heard of again.
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That sounds like an eminently sensible move on his part, arfur.
I take it that he was the milkmans kid?
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Couldn’t say Jeezum. A case of the less you knew about them the better.
Plans still on track for the move?
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Yes arfur, thank heavens.
My next door neighbour was gutted when I told him I was moving out.
He’ll be fine when he sees who his new neighbours are, though!
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Hey JP, what is happening to the tiki hut?
Are you planning to have another when you move, if possible?
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Not sure Jeezum, how to interpret your sentence beginning; “He’ll be fine….” i.e. whether or not you’re indulging in sarcasm.
How’s Dexter?
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Before I was married the first time, I believe we had agreed to keep our respective sir names.
During the service she changed her mind (to my surprise) she opted to take mine.
After the service I asked her why and to say my sir name (its sort of Nordic) and she came out with a very strange pronouncement.
Reason.
Slavic vocabulary and pronunciation is very different to anglo/saxon.
so she ended up with an incredibly mis pronounced name. (which she kept even after our parting)
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I worked for someone who did this. Needless to say he was a total cunt and was also fired for being a cunt.
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I suppose you may do it if your own surname is Fuckmesidewaysup thearsewithasledgehammer.
Good morning, everyone.
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“Charlie Shaw, a Tibetan Buddhist meditation instructor, who took his wife’s name when they married last year”..
I rest my case.
Oven.
Good morning.
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I’m not so sure she isn’t a fella in that photo
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I wish my wife’s name was Sydney sweeney 😩
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I suppose it’s permissible if the man has a daft surname which, when paired with her first name could be problematic.
One example was a mate I worked with, his surname was Farthing. He ended up dating a woman ( who everyone knew 😉).
They ended up getting married, and he took her surname. Her first name was Penny. It true dat.
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Its gender madness
Heresy.
I remember there was a woman round here wore trousers!
Like a man!!!
Her poor husband, timid sort,
Wouldnt thrash her,
Anyway, this encouraged her scandalous behaviour and she went into the pub and sat at the bar drinking a pint of mild.
The locals gently dragged her out by the hair and tar and feathered her for her own good.
Shes high up in the police force now.
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In the eighties CS, I worked with a married woman who had kept her maiden name. Her Polish husband’s surname was Plonka.
I met him once. He was ex Royal Signals and could send and read Morse at thirty words a minute. Flash bastard.
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I am sure many of you on IAC will not be surprised to know “Sir” Kweer’s name is made up – just like his face, and indeed everything about him. His real name is Arthur Pratt, and Lady Victoria (is she not fragrant?) and she has always despised being married to A Pratt.
Incidentally Clive Lewis hot him rattled yesterday. After he said he would stand down for Andy Burnham to take a pot shot at the old fucker Dame Kweer reposted one of his jokes on Twitter:
“Keir Starmer
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Growing up, we didn’t have much. I remember our landline being cut off because we couldn’t pay the bill.
I know what it’s like to sit around your kitchen table worrying about the cost of living.
People want more money in their pocket to do the things that matter to them; give the kids a treat, go out for a meal, have a holiday.
That’s why the upcoming Budget will be a Labour Budget, with Labour values running right through it; focused on protecting our public services and improving the cost of living.
That’s what I’m focused on. That’s what this government is all about.”
And there the pathetic message ends. It is reported this morning that he was heard trying to have a crap in his bathroom this morning singing the 23rd Psalm.
Peace be with you.
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Duke of Sutherland was a Johnny from the Midlands, married the Duchess and took her title.
Good bloke , built a railway.
Ooooh bit of snow, and the country stops. Softies.
Mornin’ all
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Not only did missus Miserable take MY surname i insisted she take my Christian name too.
She has a awful time with bailiffs,
Speeding tickets, an whatnot,
But ‘for better or for worse’ eh?
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If Mr Watt married Miss Wright they’d be a pair if Wright-Watts.
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If your surname was Pratt, Savile or Hitler you might consider it. Add Starmer to that list.
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My missus insisted I took her maiden name. As a blow against male supremacy. So I agreed and took her dad’s name!
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Cuckin’ cunts … the pair of ’em in any scenario whwre this plays out. No small percentage of it being noticewhoring as well. Damn you, internet!!
Letterbocks throwback time, tho.
I’ve often wondered why some people spend thousands of pounds on a number plate that partially matches their name, when it costs less than 100 quid to change your name by deed poll? Clearly more money than sense.
Yours,
Mr. GF23 RLZ
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When the gays get married does the receiver take the givers surname.
It must be confusing for Les types, maybe it’s down to who has the biggest strap on
And don’t get me started on the tranny fuckers, a woman who pretends to be a bloke and a man with tits and a wig, the mind boggles.
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There was a Family Guy ep. with a gay wedding story ; Peter officiates the thing at the end… the title was/is
‘You May Now Kiss the… Uh… Guy Who Receives’
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Excellent 😂
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