Heating Bill Scroungers


So, if you’re one of the UK’s spongers, you can now turn your heating right up, and if you cannot afford the eyewatering bill at the end, you can say fuck you…I’m not paying and the debt will be written off.

This is the new way the UK works. Or rather doesn’t….

if you work, you are fucked. If you don’t. you can fuck others over, as is your right.

Just read the comments in the article for a flavour. The UK really is shite, if you work, are patriotic and are loyal and proud of our country.

Nominated by : Chuff chugger

17 thoughts on “Heating Bill Scroungers

  1. What article? Has that been written off.
    Well all those African doctors don’t like the cold.it makes them rather stabby.

    This is the sort of thing that makes the tit-notist daves green party popular..
    Everything is free..

  2. Inevitable really.

    Fuck the energy companies, the greedy bastards.

    I’m fucked if I would let my family go cold just to make sure that I had enough to pay their unfair bills.

    Use as much electricity as needed and pay them a reasonable amount for it.
    It that results in a shortfall in their massive profits then then it’s their problem.

    Good morning everyone!

  3. They had this story on the news and featured a single mother to three kids. She wasn’t an ethnic or had kids that were every shade of brown for a change but the sense of entitlement and selfishness was the same.

    • There are plenty of single parent families around who are totally irresponsible.
      The mother having kids from multiple fathers and expecting everyone else to pick up the tab.

      There are also single parent families around where a working father (or mother) has fucked off without a trace or simply died.

      Those are the people that shouldn’t have to worry about huge electricity bills.
      They should be able to keep their kids warm in a cold country without having to ramp up the electricity companies enormous profits.

  4. The purpose of Government is to steal money from those who work and give it to those who don’t while syphoning off as much of it as they can for themselves. They have no other function.

    Has the nomination link been withdrawn by the BBC because it contains footage of speeches by Orange Man and Hitler spliced together?

    • Are you trying to tell me that the footage of Donald Trump making an impassioned speech in front of thousands at Nuremberg that I seen yesterday on the Beeb isn’t real?

      Maybe BBC Verify will reassure me.

    • Quite so Mr Twatt.

      I don’t know what to think about it all.

      So I turned to the Guardian and an “opinion piece” by Ed “laughing all the way to your bank” Davey for reassurance.

      It was so excellent I had to nominate the condescending sack of smug shit.

      Good morning.

  5. Whilst I fucking hate scrounging cunts who live a comfortable life on the government tit, I fucking hate energy companies even more.

  6. So, as a working man I am subsidising those who don’t work and can’t be bothered to pay their bills or live within their means, whilst at the same time helping to keep the dingy scum in the comfortable life to which they are accustomed. Meanwhile, I pay my way and go without if I can’t afford it. If I object however, I am labelled as a faaaaaaaaaaaar right extremist.

  7. I look forward to subsidising the parasitic twats even more when they start charging their Motabilty cars that I will also have had to pay for. I wonder whether bogus ADHD will affect their ability to connect the car to the charger and whether I’ll be expected to nip round and do it for them – before they fuck off to walk three miles round Tesco for their beer, crisps, chocolate and lard. Fuck Farage, Vlad the Impaler for P.M. to get shut of the feckless and astonishingly ungrateful scum.

  8. I wish I had trained as a barber, they don’t seem to be struggling with any type of bills..

    Fucking boom time for Kurdish Teasey Weasey’s.

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