Heating Bill Scroungers


So, if you’re one of the UK’s spongers, you can now turn your heating right up, and if you cannot afford the eyewatering bill at the end, you can say fuck you…I’m not paying and the debt will be written off.

This is the new way the UK works. Or rather doesn’t….

if you work, you are fucked. If you don’t. you can fuck others over, as is your right.

Just read the comments in the article for a flavour. The UK really is shite, if you work, are patriotic and are loyal and proud of our country.

Nominated by : Chuff chugger

29 thoughts on “Heating Bill Scroungers

  1. What article? Has that been written off.
    Well all those African doctors don’t like the cold.it makes them rather stabby.

    This is the sort of thing that makes the tit-notist daves green party popular..
    Everything is free..

  2. Inevitable really.

    Fuck the energy companies, the greedy bastards.

    I’m fucked if I would let my family go cold just to make sure that I had enough to pay their unfair bills.

    Use as much electricity as needed and pay them a reasonable amount for it.
    It that results in a shortfall in their massive profits then then it’s their problem.

    Good morning everyone!

  3. They had this story on the news and featured a single mother to three kids. She wasn’t an ethnic or had kids that were every shade of brown for a change but the sense of entitlement and selfishness was the same.

    • There are plenty of single parent families around who are totally irresponsible.
      The mother having kids from multiple fathers and expecting everyone else to pick up the tab.

      There are also single parent families around where a working father (or mother) has fucked off without a trace or simply died.

      Those are the people that shouldn’t have to worry about huge electricity bills.
      They should be able to keep their kids warm in a cold country without having to ramp up the electricity companies enormous profits.

  4. The purpose of Government is to steal money from those who work and give it to those who don’t while syphoning off as much of it as they can for themselves. They have no other function.

    Has the nomination link been withdrawn by the BBC because it contains footage of speeches by Orange Man and Hitler spliced together?

    • Are you trying to tell me that the footage of Donald Trump making an impassioned speech in front of thousands at Nuremberg that I seen yesterday on the Beeb isn’t real?

      Maybe BBC Verify will reassure me.

      • So the blood group tattoo in his armpit may be a photoshop fake. Hard to believe the blessed BBC would sink so low.
        Of course they give not a flying fuck about big Don suing them, it ain’t their fucking money it’s bloody ours!!

    • Quite so Mr Twatt.

      I don’t know what to think about it all.

      So I turned to the Guardian and an “opinion piece” by Ed “laughing all the way to your bank” Davey for reassurance.

      It was so excellent I had to nominate the condescending sack of smug shit.

      Good morning.

  5. Whilst I fucking hate scrounging cunts who live a comfortable life on the government tit, I fucking hate energy companies even more.

  6. So, as a working man I am subsidising those who don’t work and can’t be bothered to pay their bills or live within their means, whilst at the same time helping to keep the dingy scum in the comfortable life to which they are accustomed. Meanwhile, I pay my way and go without if I can’t afford it. If I object however, I am labelled as a faaaaaaaaaaaar right extremist.

  7. I look forward to subsidising the parasitic twats even more when they start charging their Motabilty cars that I will also have had to pay for. I wonder whether bogus ADHD will affect their ability to connect the car to the charger and whether I’ll be expected to nip round and do it for them – before they fuck off to walk three miles round Tesco for their beer, crisps, chocolate and lard. Fuck Farage, Vlad the Impaler for P.M. to get shut of the feckless and astonishingly ungrateful scum.

    • Problem with the scheme at present is the ridiculous variety of problems that allow a person to get their hands on PIP especially the higher rate mobility component. I cannot for the life of me see how a seventeen year old with some alphabet problem qualifies for the enhanced rate of the mobility component of PIP when I see him running around like a squirrel on speed, he has no other ailments as far as I know. Thus his mother has a fuck off big Volvo to swan around in. This is fucking bollocks. The award of the PIP higher amount should only be given to those poor cunts like me who have a job walking 20 yards, but then a veteran who lost both legs did not qualify for top rate PIP because he could get around. Walk more than x number of metres with his prosthetic legs. The system is shite, has been for years. I no longer have a Motability car, but may, if I can still drive in a year or so’s time get another if there’s any left. The system needs overhauling, it should be seen as alright to tell many scrounging cunts to fuck off you ain’t getting top rate PIP for constipation or fucking Alphabetical childhood problems cos you ain’t disabled you twat, you don’t need crutches or a stick to get to the fucking toilet. So public transport or fucking walk cos your more than able. Bollocks, drink time

  8. I wish I had trained as a barber, they don’t seem to be struggling with any type of bills..

    Fucking boom time for Kurdish Teasey Weasey’s.

  9. I pay as little tax as I possibly can, and fortunately I have plenty of customers who are willing to help me with that. It’s the only way I can mitigate my anger when I see scrounging cunts fiddling the system.
    I once had the opportunity to vent my spleen in my local.
    A cunt turned up and dumped a load of bags full of food bank stuff all over the bar area, and then proceeded to fuck off out into the beer garden swilling pints. I was that fucking angry, I took some of the bags and gave them to some old folk neighbours of mine who were struggling. Went back to the pub and waited.
    The cunt came back in and asked where some of the bags were. That’s when he got it from both barrels to the point he started crying. After he’d gone I was applauded from the regulars, who are all working people. Very satisfactory.

  10. Work it’s a mugs game…I did it for over 57 years, if only I’d played the ‘bad back game’ 😩…now replaced with menkal elf and anxiety… it’s a fools game, nothing but a fool’s game🎵

  11. If we all said we ain’t paying till the bills go down ie the fucking green levy, Patagonian ground wombat reparations for historic acid rain from the 17th century.
    Do you esteemed cunters think someone would take some notice?
    Ed cunty milliibrand should be strapped to the front gates of an Egyptian sewage works, deluded fuckwit.

  12. The problem isn’t with the energy companies but the state meddling in the energy market. Limiting licences for the extraction of oil and gas in the North Sea, preventing extraction of gas and coal on land. We are an energy rich nation and yet have been made dependent on imports, thanks to the climate dogma. Even though that means we now feed wood into Drax instead of coal – wood that has been shipped half way around the world. Then there are all the taxes and levies imposed by the state on the extractive sector, causing numerous energy companies to go bust and limiting the market further. And we are subsidising the inefficient and ridiculous renewables sector, which is also part of the big climate scam. Then throw in mass immigration, which continues to add millions of additional people placing demands on the energy infrastructure and supply available – another government policy. This is why we now have the highest energy bills in the developed world, four times higher than the far richer USA. To keep the increasing numbers of poorer people, a proportion of whom are lazy cnts, from freezing to death the state then needs to write off the bills of those who cannot pay. Here you have socialism in a nutshell. It eventually eats itself and leads to bankruptcy.

  13. I was hoping that the building in the header pic was a 5* hotel full of migrant scrounges that had just been set fire to by a couple of 13 year old right wing extremists, (you know the ones) as a way of giving them all a jolly good ‘house warming party,’ alas, I remain disappointed on this occasion.

  14. There’s a lot of offers on the internet these days telling you they’re willing to install a new boiler at your house – for nothing! Most of them say your boiler has to be pretty old and you have to be receiving government benefits.
    Then I saw one saying you get a free boiler and you don’t have to be on benefits, so I put in my details and submitted it. Today I got a phone call from them, I emphasized I wasn’t on benefits and this didn’t deter her. I told her my boiler was at least twenty three or four years old and she assure me that I qualified because of my health conditions. Then came the cruncher. She wanted to know what make and model my boiler is. When I told her, she said sorry, I didn’t qualify.
    I knew there had to be something. Why should the make of my present boiler make a difference? I suppose if it hadn’t been that, it would have been something else. The colour of my hair perhaps.

  15. Nice, Can I have the hundreds of hours of peat digging written off or at least be provided with a free digging machine? Or is it just benefits scroungers with thermostats set at 25 to closer resemble the warmer climes of home?

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