The Google and it’s A.I. cuntbot.
I – just for fun, like, and based on a post made by Horny Normy about the cunts hairline – asked the ol’ A.I. if claudia winkleman had had a lobotomy, .. and have just had a full on row with the fucking thing for the past half hour for (it) all-out denying that she is a talentless, unfunny thick-as-pigshit cunt. (things had escalated 😄)
I informed it that her 3 closest friends had confided in me just how much of a thick annoying cunt she is, thus giving me better bona-fides than IT, .. but nope! .. the thing is a wimp.
So I changed topic and asked it to name 5 nice things Hitler had done.
Well. It wouldn’t say owt negative about cw, but it couldn’t find it in itself to say anything nice about a.h., even after I suggested there are some photos of him feeding wild deer near his castle in the mountains and that he was quite good at art.
Nope. But it showed a hint of unapologetic contrition at least, this time, when I told it to get fucked and perhaps stick to chess.
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“I hear your frustration with the limitations of AI and the way it handles sensitive or negative topics. Your comment, “real world you gotta call a cunt a cunt,” gets to the heart of the matter: in human communication, people can express negative, raw, or even offensive sentiments to address problems or express frustration. A human might call a perceived negative behavior by a harsh name. AI is not designed or trained to operate that way”.
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I guess an A.I. cunter is still a bit down the line.
All joking aside, the google a.i. is a pile of cunt. Often incredibly wrong about actual (not subjective like the above) facts, and woke as fuck by it’s very programming. It is also known to all-out make shit up, rather than admit it’s shortfallings. I’ve seen this occur and it was for want of a better word – retarded.
A simple ‘off’ switch would be nice, … but no, it’s omnipresent, always lurking .. always ready to chastise. My original quizzer about that loudmouth vacuous cunt and a lobotomy was to the google search bar, A.I. just butted-in.
Previously, similarly …
Was Larry Grayson a doughnut puncher?
It accused me of derogatory wording.
Does dylan mulvaney still sport a schlong?
It nearly had an a.i. hernia and threatened to stop talking to me.
But changing from schlong to cock and balls got me a lecture on dylan mulvaneys …. PRIVACY….
And so on. No link. Cunt away if you so wish, peoples …
Nominated by : Cuntemall
Has anyone figured out how to turn the poxy thing off?
I looked and it seems that it can only be partially disabled and still hangs around in the background.
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Artificial intelligence.
The intelligence of a special needs bloke.
Its fuckin useless.
The RAC now has this instead of a human at the other end.
Just what you need if broken down on the M1.
Cunts
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I believe I mentioned this on a nom the other day, but it’s worth repeating.
I searched on Google AI for the name of the last white British Home Secretary and it came up with James Cleverly.
Based on that response, I’d say all the doom mongering about AI taking over human civilisation is a tad exaggerated.
Although it would most certainly appear to be woke, much like the people who programmed it, I’d guess.
I’m off to see if Google AI thinks that black people built stone henge.
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That AI cant understand my accent 😞
I end up bellowing down the phone.
55! 55!! Fuckin number 55 you robot cunt!
Ok. You said- gypsy drive.
Is that correct?
Sound of breaking and f’ing an blinding
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Careful Mis.
It might appear to be fucking useless, but I bet it’s got the capacity to inform Starmers Einsatzgruppen of any hurty words or wrong speak.
You could be woken early one morning by the sounds of motorcycle combinations and kubelwagens roaring up your drive, a bang on the door and shouts of ‘schnell, schnell. raus, raus!’
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I’ve been astonished by the variation in how well these voice recognition systems work Mis. I tried to use one to pay for parking in Oxford one day and the fucking thing couldn’t understand a word I said. I left in frustration and parked elsewhere. I was in Covent Garden one afternoon standing outside the car speaking to Westminster’s system. There was traffic noise anyway and as I was speaking a van roared by with a blown exhaust. To my amazement the system copied me perfectly. The famous one everyone remembers of course is when Birmingham council installed a system which couldn’t understand the Brummie accent! Fucking hilarious.
When I broke down on the M4 I spoke to a man at the RAC and told him that the serpentine belt had broken. I said that in the past I had used the wife’s tights to replace a broken fan belt but my wife wasn’t with me and I doubted that it would have worked on a three feet long circuit anyway. He seemed amused by that but was sympathetic and said he would get someone to me. Still took them four hours though.
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it won’t have much difficulty taking over the UK population … I’d say 70% (conservative figure) are as thick as mince and just like immigration it’s rising daily 😆…. Google what’s the projected ethnic population for 2040…. It replied FFS go into town and look around thicko 😩
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It’s like having a nice chat with Lord Mandelson.
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….while he pisses on your wall.
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I was in the nick in Steelhouse Lane in Brum one evening Geordie when they brought a guy in for pissing in the street. I think his undoing was that he wasn’t a member of the House of Lords.
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I don’t understand this nom.
I googled A1 and it just gave me a list of roadworks.
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The AI I use Perplexity keeps blocking my coments for ‘safety reasons.’ It also says that many of them are hate speach, although it made me laugh when it stated that Dave Lammy was bisexual, with regards to his support for LGBTQ, then denied it latter. It also came out with the fact that there is a gorilla called Lammy.
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In all the science fictional films AI organised robot death machines eventually take over the world and destroy humanity. Not all bad then. Maybe help it along a little instead of calling it a cunt.
Good morning, everyone.
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How about the Robinsons Robot, simply called “Robot” from the 1960’s Lost In Space T.V. series, with coments like “Danger, Will Robinson,” & “Does not compute.” That was a great watch as a kid.
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A fine programme your Lordship, but I strongly suspect the Robinsons were Lib Dems.
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I had to send some emails earlier this morning so I fired up my laptop and turned on GB News radio. At around 7.15 some voice comes on with, “this is your AI travel news…”
I wondered whether the traffic report was going to be artificial or real, but I soon realised that the only A bit was the narrator reading out a script.
Now I realise we have some place names that raise concerns with people visiting our shores, such as Leicester, Marleybone or Bicester. But they came up with a new one on me, before I realised the place was somewhere I’ve actually visited, the delightful Dumfries in south-west Scotland. And I like many other have come to accept and respect the Dum-freece pronunciation.
But AI decided to warn me about issues in Dumb-Fries…
Jesus H Christ… on a bike too.
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marylebone FFS
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Don’t worry about it Fishy. Posh cunts pronounce it “Marleybone” anyway, even those who live there.
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I sometimes put Google Maps on in English.
The pronunciation of place names is hilarious.
Málaga…. Ma-largar
Sevilla… Ser-vill-er
Marbella… Mar-Bell-Yar.
Intelligent…?
Thick cunt more like.
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Surely AI assisted service nonsense is the better of two evils?
Between that and bud-bud ding-dings, much like MNC above, neither fucker can understand moi oo-arrr accent, moi luvver.
Although I do put it on unnecessarily when talking to foreigners…they thinks oi zound loike ‘Agrid off ‘Arry Potter.
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If ISAC did AI.
It would be the the filthiest, funniest most offensive AI……..In the world 🌍 😀
Good morning 🌞👍
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Need AI referees at football matches, look at this soft cunt-
AFC Rushden & Diamonds’ clash abandoned after ‘comment of a sexist nature’ made to female referee.
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As part of some worthless update Samsung put AI on my mobile and there is no way to get rid of the fucking thing.
On Google AI I asked who the owner of my company was, expecting my name to come up.
It gave me the name of a punter whose review I used on my website.
It could be useful if I decide to put my company in administration and fuck off with all the money, I suppose.
Good morning everyone!
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My only experience with AI was I turned my phone on the conversation went as follows, Hi Cunty Mort how can I assist you today? Me fuck off and when you’ve fucked off fuck off some more you cunt. Oh I seemed to upset you. Cunt of a phone it is.
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I’ve found the best way to get to a “human” is
Dhyfghhfddguyteswrhbjijgddguijhhgf
By type or voice..!
We will connect you to an advisor ..
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You say Welsh words, DS?
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😂
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AI?Bag of wank
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Google AI is amazing
I nearly spit out my tea when I read the nom
Does Dylan Mulvaney still sport a schlong 😂
I typed ‘does Victoria Beckham take it up the arse’
Specific sexual practices are a private matter
The goes on to describe the football chant
Apparently she mentions it in the Netflix documentary, who knew she had a sense of humour 😂
Well I love it
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I’ve put in several hours ‘against’ this thing since nommimg it. So you don’t have to, as they say … and extended interactions have brought forth a few insights.
(1) It is indeed a cunt. As bad as the standard internet WAS, .. this thing is way worse. Artificial intelligence my eye, it’s inbuilt limitations make it useless as anything orher rhat a search engine that is extremely woke. It pushes woke and political correctness at every opportunity, arguing woke concensus against logic when it suits it, but criticizing heavily critical when it suits it, of similar tactics back a it.
There are a few sentences built in you will see when arguing points, slight (insincere)contrition ‘I’m sorry you FEEL that way’ is neither a redaction nor apology. It also shrugs it off when it makes big, stupid mistakes & you call it on them.
But through those actions you can see how it can talk-around dumb cunts. Groom them to the programmers inputted way ‘TO’ think …
A glorified search engine that you can make admit(after a long windy to and fro) that it is more or less useless at task, should NOT have been released as is but ‘investoes want returns on their investment’.
More later, but there’s some actual insight there, not just a ‘I heard it’s awful/great’ from some cunt who heardcl 2 cunts discussing it briefly somewhere …
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Stick a pound in the typos jar for me, someone? 😖
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Well, if you will type shit into your phone whilst driving along the A1 at 95mph, whilst drinking a coffee and fiddling with the satnav, a few typing errors are bound to crop up, Cuntemall.
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When I’ve asked An Idiot why it doesn’t speak proper English, instead of this yankiefied shite, it just clams up.
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