is a cunt.

You know cunters, if I’d been asked before today to name the biggest cunt in Parliament, what answer could I possibly have given other than to name that lying, cowardly hypocrite Sir TwoTierFreeGear Keir? But honestly, I’m beginning to wonder if we aren’t witnessing the emergence of an even more monumental twat in the House in the shape of bull-necked fuck David Lammy, our beloved Justice Secretary and Deputy PM, who made an utter spectacle of himself today as he stood in for NeverHere at PM’s Questions.

Cunters will of course be familiar with the farce surrounding the accidental release from prison of one Hadush Kebatu, an illegal migrant convicted of sexual assault, and now thankfully deported back to the busom of his homeland, with a monkey from the taxpayer for his trouble.

In the wake of the Kebatu debacle, Lammy was asked no less than FIVE times by James Cartlidge (for the Tories) to state whether or not another migrant sex offender had accidently been released. In an increasingly cringeworthy spectacle, WhamBamma repeatedly stonewalled, ducking and diving like Del Boy dahn the market, before losing his rag in typical fashion, yelling at Cartlidge to ‘get a grip’, then launching into a rant about the state of the prison system bequeathed to Labour by the Tories.

All good PM Questions knockabout you’d think, except that, as the session drew to a close, news broke that guess what, an Algerian sex offender had accidentally been released from Wandsworth nick on 24th October, and that Lammy knew this when questioned in the House.

One can only conclude that in his obfuscation, blustering and bullying, Lammy’s intention was to deny the truth to MPs, and even worse, to the public, presumably for the avoidance of political embarrassment. If this is indeed the case, it has to be said that Lammy is an even bigger fool than I took him for, because the truth has inevitably come out anyway, making him look like a right shifty prick on top of everything else.

What an utter tosser. Trouble is, he’s far from alone on that Labour front bench. Remember how we were told after the election that the grown-ups were now in charge? Looks more like a case of the lunatics taking over the asylum to me.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.