BBC (143)

The BBC news homepage fast becoming the OK magazine of news reporting. Amongst a load of shite found towards the lower part of the BBC news home page was this:

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Basically ‘Fat, gormless cunt only famous for eating himself into an early grave admits to Austrailan customs he has publicity work to do whilst there and only has a holiday visa, so is kicked out’

This consitutes ‘educate, inform and entertain’ nowadays on the BBC.

I’ve seen a few of his videos pop up on instagram, which just show him eating a ridiculous amount of shite fast food…for no other reason that paid likes or cliks. There is not more context than that…he isn’t a food reviewer, just a fat gluttonous cunt, who uses ‘bosh’ as a catchphrase.

That’s bad enough, but who the fuck would wish to go and see him on some sort of ‘world tour’ He can barely talk, so what’s he going to do- eat shite in front of you?

This line from the BBC article really sums up how crap the UK is now ‘Famous for his love of Chinese takeaway and signature catchphrase “bosh”‘ Really, BBC famous…for that, are you sure. Is that what constitutes fame nowadays. Have we got so low that watching a fat bloke murmuring words eating far too much for his health ‘famous’ And to think, the BBC are giving him a platform for this bollocks?

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

36 thoughts on “BBC (143)

  1. Imagine being the poor bugger who’s wound up having to sit next to this tub of lard on a long-haul flight?
    If he doesn’t start off stinking to high heaven, he will after a few hours.
    Obese pieces of shit should not be allowed to fly. There should be cutouts of several different heights but a very limited width and you have to pass through an appropriately tall one to be allowed on the plane.
    Obese people are vile. You get one body and it’s your responsibility to keep it at least reasonably healthy and these cunts, rather than be thankful they weren’t born with Spina Biffida or something, just abuse their God-given form with their pathetic weakness and selfishness.
    What was the cunting about again? Oh yeah, the Beeb.
    Fuck them for nearly the 150th time!

    • I occasionally watch the ‘Beard Meats Food’ channel on YouTube. He is a competitive food eater and does eating tours around the UK and US and is also a qualified personal trainer and looks in good shape proving you don’t need to be a fat bastard, just disciplined.

      Bosh.

      Morning Cunt Engine/all.

      Ps..if you could do a food challenge what would it be?

      • Hmmm…trying to last more than 20 seconds whilst eating out Sydney Sweeney?
        Tbh, I only eat once a day, so my stomach capacity is limited at best.
        How about yourself, LL?

      • I also eat only one small meal a day. The fruit prior to it, doesn’t count to my mind.

      • I think it would be one of those mega full English brekkies, Cunt Engine, no foreign rubbish like hash browns though!

      • I have always had a healthy appetite even when I was a nipper.

        5,9′ and never more than 12st, job keeps me pretty athletic so no need for the gym.

  2. Hey guess what fatfuck, you need a work visa to work abroad.

    If you had a cerebral cortex between your ears instead of half a ton of shit you’d have known that.

  3. When the fat cunt is flown home, put him in the cargo area and make sure he doesn’t have any After Eight Mints on his person.

  4. The beeb,labour and the left has been using this white lammy as a poster boy for why immigration is marvellous.

    Hundreds of thousands of white girls raped by Pàkis small price to pay for this fantastic curry,Bosh.
    Another citizen stabbed to death by a porch monkey, this jerk chicken is delicious,Bosh.

    Another morbidly obese cunt clogging up the NHS.. Bosh.

  5. Big John,big joohhnn,big fat John ooohh 🎵…. seriously does anything surprise anyone today FFS,some obese glutton eats humongous amounts of 💩 and finds himself with humongous amounts of followers on soooshal media platforms with tours overseas involved 😂…I wonder if his boxer son uses him as the punch bag in his sparring sessions…’fucking hell son that was below the belt aaah’….’its bosh dad,bosh 🥊

  6. The greedy cunt will be dead soon.

    Either a heart attack or cancer from the humongous amount of fast food.

    Good!

    Good morning everyone!

    • Catchphrases can go 2ways.
      They either take hold and people repeat them in pubs, workplaces or school playgrounds.

      Or fall flat on their arse and just be a source of embarrassed looks.
      Johns ‘BOSH!!’ falls in the latter camp.

      Akin to master of swimming pool highjinks Michael Barrymores ‘olwight?!’

      Try harder Big John.

      • Ps
        The filthy cunt eats chinese food.
        Fuck that.
        You put that shite in front of me youd be wearing it.

        He needs a nosebag,
        Or a trough,
        Then hosepipe him down once hes finished.

        Appalling.

      • Chinese food is the best MNC.
        Tasty and healthy.

        One of the few types of food that I can eat when we go out.
        Without rice and noodles obviously, and nothing deep fried or sweet & sour.

        We had a delicious Chinese meal last night.

        Without chopsticks.
        They are for cunts.

        Bosh.

  7. The vermin at Our BBC always highlight “stories” like this in a desperate and hopeless attempt to be fashionable with the yoof.

    They might as well print a story about a fat cunt doing fuck all of note,everything else they touch is full of greasy wógs.

    Anyway the Aussies should have fed the mountain of lard to a crocodile or a tribe of drunken Abos could have had a giant BBQ with the land whale.

    Bosh indeed.

    Cunts.

    Good morning.

    • Rachel from customer complaints will be happy if it kills off a million pensioners, anything to help with the black hole 😂

  8. The BBC push this worthless lardarse because he’s recently been on social media moaning about how the flags of our country are racist because it might upset the ch1nks and the w0gs who sell him gluttonous amounts of deep fried slop that he shoves down his throat. Imagine wanting your country overrun by foreigners because you want to eat facsimiles of their food.

    He actually thinks the ch1nk and w0g takeaway owners are his friends and respect him. Decades ago, I worked in a ch1nk takeaway and not only is their sense of hygiene disgusting, they think very little of their customers. They make their greasy slop but they certainly don’t and wouldn’t eat it themselves.

    ‘Oh but at least the ch1nks aren’t Moslem’ some will say. They’re some of the most ethnocentric and nepotistic people you will find. The ones I worked for got away with evading tax (I reported them but nothing was done of course) and made so much of a killing that they had their kids privately educated and lived in a huge house.

    Every time you give foreigners money, you’re justifying their being here, encouraging more of them and contributing to our being dispossessed of our homeland.

  9. The last few days it has been all about that fat ugly poof Alan Carr – not that they are alone as the press have been as bad. If he farts the Daily Mail run a feature on it. It seems he did an Owen Jones and fought off an attack on a friend (no doubt swinging his handbag). When that bender powders his nose the BBC are interested.

    • If Alan fucking Carr is all we have to look forward to I think it’s time for a trip to Dignitas.

      Better still a reality show where ‘celebs’ have trips to Dignitas and give heartwarming tales of their ‘journey’, I would have Alan Carr on the first flight, one way, no return needed 😂

  10. The BBC are without doubt an embarrassment to the country, a story about a fat cunt being refused entry to Australia is about as newsworthy as the fart I did this morning. The fart was my signature wake up fart I do every day.

    Some fat cunt who says bosh and eats Chinese shit is news, fuck me the fat tonged wanker Oliver will make a come back with pukka.

    How depressing 😂

  11. The BBC push this worthless lardarse because he’s recently been on social media moaning about how the flags of our country are racist because it might upset the chnks and the wögs who sell him gluttonous amounts of deep fried slop that he shoves down his throat. Imagine wanting your country overrun by foreigners because you want to eat facsimiles of their food.

    He actually thinks the chnk and wög takeaway owners are his friends and respect him. Decades ago, I worked in a chnk takeaway and not only is their sense of hygiene disgusting, they think very little of their customers. They make their greasy slop but they certainly don’t and wouldn’t eat it themselves.

    ‘Oh but at least the chnks aren’t Moslem’ some will say. They’re some of the most ethnocentric and nepotistic people you will find. The ones I worked for got away with evading tax (I reported them but nothing was done of course) and made so much of a killing that they had their kids privately educated and lived in a huge house.

    Every time you give foreigners money, you’re justifying their being here, encouraging more of them and contributing to our being dispossessed of our homeland.

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