The mordern police force (or service to some, as force is an oppressive word now) and their role as an arm of the social services nowadays.
Saw this BBC headline yesterday:
Now, I know losing someone close to you is not good (I genuinely know this) but I really never thought I would expect the police force to offer me support afterwards. I have lost loved ones over the years, and even saved my brother from an attempted suicide….sure the police were called prior to my arrival as the neighbours couldn’t break in without them, but when I arrived and they saw all was now ok, they unsurprisingly fucked off as no crime was occurring…fair enough.
So, why is it now perceived to be a further role and therefore further draining of police resources to expect them to offer ‘aftercare’ to some bint whos husband topped himself?
Cannot modern people cope within their own family anymore…do they need caring, comforting, support and emotion to be farmed out to a third party now? Are they so fucking incapable that they expect the police to do this? I accept certain people do need support…..but not the police to provide it- particularly in a situation when no crime was committed.. I fucking hate young, modern people.
Nominated by : Chuff Chugger
I don’t think that there would be much emotional support if you were white and the victim of any crime carried out by blacks.
The little girls that had been continually raped by Pákís got told to fuck off and come back when they were sober when they tried to report the assaults.
Some girls were raped again by the police, I have read.
Add arrogance to the growing list of reasons to hate the police.
Good morning everyone!
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Ain’t that the truth.
Two tier policing at best, corruption at worst.
My former respect for the police has now been replaced by contempt.
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That soppy bird would soon change her tune if Wayne Couzens turned up to soothe her pain with his garotte.
Family members die, often in terrible, unforseen and impossible to anticipate ways; this woman needs to grow a metaphorical pair.
You couldn’t get the pigs to turn up to a burglary or mugging nowadays, the useless pricks and she wants them there as counsellors?
There’s more chance of Lenny Henry telling a funny joke.
Good morning to one and all.
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Why the police? Where would the money come from for the training and wages?
I agree that it would be nice to have an ” under one roof ” service that could help during what is quite a traumatic time.
We could call it something like the
Citizens Advice Bureau.
Just a thought.
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Or ‘The Samaritans’.
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Or the “Starmeritons”.
“ Hello sir, thanks for calling, how can I help you?”
I’m considering ending it all, I want to get off the roundabout of life.
“ Are you a white working class heterosexual sir?”
Yes, I am.
“ Ok, the most convenient method is to take a cocktail of top shelf and sleeping pills. It’s really quite a calming experience “.
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Or the samaritans….even
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I presume the header pic is of Rodney’s Non-Crime Hate Incident Squad on their way to investigate a hurty tweet.
Apart from the fat pavement plod, who’s on the lookout for a cake.
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They’re on their way to round up some ‘Pink Ladies’, as they’re too intimidated to tackle hoards of chanting lefties and jihadi loonies calling for death on our streets.
“The soft targets are this way lads…”
“Where are the Hobnobs though?”
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Let’s be honest plod can’t attend to crime these days.. Been burgled. Fuck off.
Car stolen. Fuck off. Been mugged. Fuck off.
Daughter Been raped by Pàkis.. fuck off you islamophobic cunt..police are on there way to arrest you.
Full of University trained fatso’s and midgets..I look forward to the day of their destruction.
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“I had to Google what an inquest was”.
Says it all.
There are probably dozens of suicide support charities out there offering support. It should not be down to police to be some comfort blanket. Their resources are stretched as it is patrolling social media for far-right hate crimes and anti-establishment rhetoric.
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Morning LL…you know, I’ve always thought I’d make a particularly effective bereavement counsellor, especially involving weaklings who spit in God’s face and destroy themselves.
“Yes, it was your fault he ended his life…your nagging/ infidelity/ financial mismanagement/ …and now he burns in hell where you’ll soon be joining him.”
Actually, maybe I shouldn’t, on second thoughts!
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Morning Cunt Engine….Imagine if you managed to wangle a job as a mental health councillor at Westminster (I’m sure a position must exist) and worked nefariously to give them a push over the edge.
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The IsAC Counselling Service.
Oh for fucks sake pull yourself together.
That’ll be £1000 please.
Thank you.
Who’s next?
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Not the job of the police. I knew of a woman who subsequent to being the victim of a criminal act had an FLO turn up on her doorstep. She told them to fuck off and not return. I think I would take the same view. Trouble is of course that love ’em or hate ’em the police are the backstop to everything. A senior copper on the Met told me years ago that they were the ultimate social service, when all else has failed they are the ones called. A midwife related to me how she once had a problem getting a doctor called out. When the telephone conversation got heated she told the prat that she would simply call the police who would turn up with a doctor.
Self reliance seems to be a foreign concept nowadays, particularly amongst the young. The system teaches that everyone needs support for everything, you have to be part of the team. When I was learning to fly the big step is first solo, when the instructor walks away and you are flying the plane on your own for the first time. Some people leave at this point, some because the instructor cannot trust them to go up alone but rather more who lose their nerve and take up a different hobby.
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Indeed arfur and good morning.
I was in the same boat as a trainee proctologist.
The senior proctologist said that we had an emergency case coming, catastrophic damage, he said.
“But you’ve got to take the lead at some point,” said he as the poor chap was wheeled in and I saw what looked like semi-exploded intestines coming out of this guy’s rear end with what looked like spunk all over them.
Alas, he did of blood loss. At least, that’s what Stuart Lubbock’s autopsy report said.
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I thought it was declared a ‘Rectal Drowning’ Thomas?
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‘Lubbock’s Law’
A moniker, there, begging for a descriptor…
Anyone want to chance their arm ?
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If the muddled lass wanted a load of coppers round she should simply have performed one of those “tweets” we hear so much about..
Something along the lines of “I hate pakîs” would have two dozen of the cunts in her living room for the duration.
Anyway she’s no chance of “support” from the police or any other govt dept as they will far too busy stopping Jewish football fans being murdered by our excellent vibrant multicultural vermin.
Good morning.
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Perhaps they should turn too this line of work instead of the criminal one that they are supposedly employed for, of which they are stupifingely 💩 at …stabbed, you should have run faster…raped,you shouldn’t dress like a tart…mugged, don’t carry any more than 50p and definitely no cards/phone… domestic violence, you are lucky to have anyone etc,etc…’my 😺 has gone missing’. 🚨🚔 ‘ok a counselling team will be right with you’ 🫡
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An American thing straight outta academia, they are or were going to stop sending police and send social workers instead.
Has your 13 year old popped a cap in the ass of a rival on a corner? The little hoper doesn’t need arresting he needs a cuddle.
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Remember during civil wars and revolutions, the pigs are first to the abattoir.
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Slightly off piste: A woman who was saved from drowning by a lock keeper submitted a formal complaint as she claimed he had caused her great embarrassment by saving her life when she was trying to commit suicide. Fortunately the complaint was ignored.
Demented CUNT.
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I’d love the chance to witness an immigrant drowning and fail to assist in any way.
Besides, if you did intervene, by the time you got them on the riverbank, your wallet and watch would have mysteriously disappeared.
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I was surprised to have police support, all because youths were trying to kick-in doors at random down my street. They came at leased three times to give support and tell me latest news on the nuisances. But coincidentally the issue came to a standstill with the leader of the gang committing suicide due to being bonkers, which was dressed up with the usual mental health issues malarkey and that was the end of that.
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Send for the local priest, more tea vicar!
Bereavement counselling should as far away from Plod as possible.
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If I were grieving, I wouldn’t want the fatsos dripping grease from their bacon sandwiches all over my fucking carpets and drinking my fucking tea. Cunts.
Good morning, everyone.
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Give the Samaritans a call pet.. !
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“Hello, bbc news .. we never say no to a whingeing cunt” ….
Also I don’t like when they use ‘died’ in place of ‘killed themself’. Are they suggesting this jason’s choice to fuck off was shameful, perchance?
There was one in Oireland a month ago ’23 y.o. woman dies suddenly in her home’ … all the usual praise abour her as if a more perfect specimen had never walked this earth : “if you met her for even one second your life was improved”-level bollocks but so bereft of a mention of anything to do with the cause of death, … well … and in the real world in that circumstance all your world weary not invested cunt is wondering is ‘did she go by rope or by pills?’
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Pathetic fucking nonsense!
And another thing that’s starting to steam my piss, is this fucking ‘so &so’s Law’ that seems to rise up when some fucker loses a relative in unfortunate circumstances.
Jason’s Law indeed! Get a fucking grip love, the filth ain’t got time to soothe your nerves, there’s far too many hurty word crimes to investigate …& don’t forget the Far Right have to be illegally harassed too.
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We ought to promote IsAC’s law, TSG.
“If you’re a darkıe, fuck off back where you came from. No exceptions.”
Then we can start on long-term jobless domestic spongers.
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I’ve had experience of fatso bereavement counselling.
I found my cousin dead after he’d hung himself in his flat.
A quick glimpse through the letterbox told me I was too late to do anything.
A fatso arrived and berated me for not forcing entry.
‘Cos he’s fucking dead’ was my reply.
‘But it might have been a life saving situation’ he replied.
‘He’s clearly dead and has been for a day or two’ I shot back.
He then said ‘it’s funny isn’t it? I’ve been a police officer for 19 years and I’d never done a suicide, and I’ve now done two in as many weeks’
Yeah, fucking hilarious!
Fuck off!
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The last time I saw a real policeman in the flesh was over two months ago. He was standing by the side of the road with a camera in a place where a 40 zone turns into a 30 zone. He said hello to me so I asked what he was doing: ‘I’m catching speeders’ he told me.
I advised him that there are lots of young joy riders that often speed dangerously past a local primary school and old people’s home (20 and 30 zones) and that it’s getting really dangerous to walk in the centre of town there. ‘Thank you, I’ll tell my sergeant.’ Naturally, nothing has been done.
The other times I see them are small women in police cars probably racing off to arres some twitter poster who said he doesn’t like it when no one speaks English.
The police stations are all closed too. I have no idea where to go if I’m being chased by an actual violent person.
The whole institution needs disbanding and restarted from the ground up. The rot is endemic and it will only get worse.
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They just love wasting time, on rate payers money don’t they? It took two of them yesterday to apprehend an illegal immigrant & put him in their patrol car, which then sat in the same position for the next hour. Watching all this from the window of a pub opposite, I found it difficult to understand, the sow was on her phone most of the time, while the other pig stayed in the car.
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Possibly missing cock. Doesn’t she realise the police don’t use truncheons anymore.
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I was told police don’t use truncheons anymore and use a baton instead. So that’s the reason why they tend to be orchestrating their own problems these days.
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I am afraid this is symptomatic of the way society has slipped over the years. Not only does nobody any longer take any responsibility for conducting their life, they also seem to want and to draw other people’s attention to how they are incapable of coping. There is a degree of the “look at poor me” going on as well I think.
Sympathy is a gift that is freely given, it is not one that is demanded.
As for Plod; (or any other profession come to that,) Reputation can be lost over night, but it then takes years to regain it, They lost theirs with the general public years ago, and apparently don’t seem particularly bothered by the fact. The header says it all really. “Off to apprehend a mob of sword wielding drug dealers?” “No, to confront concerned British citizens, and arrest a few.”
Mornin’ all.
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It all depends on where you live, Triton, they seem to be more sympathetic in the small quiet out of the way areas and most likely not to get mentioned. That’s why I wrote about the police coming to me about the old game of knocking on doors and running away, besides the coincidences of the suicides.
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Fortunately I also live in an “out of the way” location, and am more of an observer at distance. In any group of people there are good and bad of course but Plod seems, in general, to have lost his/her way.
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MNC was looking for new T.V. show ideas recently. Nothing worthwhile sprung to my mind.
But as a one-off, put Ms.’Jasons Law’ there on an interview couch across from kate garroway and let them have a “self-pity off” about which one of them has been worst done over by the universe by it allowing them to meet the most wonderful of all people, ever (scandals notwithstanding cough cough draper) .. only to have them cruelly stolen away like nobody else on earth could possibly understand.
Not that I’d watch one second of it. But I’d like it to exist so I could purposely ignore it.
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I think, Cuntemall, sympathy from strangers worsens personal suffering and prolongs the situation. It come from guilt in my opinion.
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