is a cunt.
“Good afternoon, this is IsAC’s Gender Affairs Correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today I’m joined by Liberal Demoprat, oops I mean Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey to discuss one of today’s most contentious matters, namely; can a woman have a penis. Thank you for joining us, Sir Ed”
“Let me say that as our conference gets underway, we as a party are united in a way that none of the other parties are…”
“Er, yes, but what our followers want from you is an answer to a simple question. In your opinion, can a woman have a penis?”
“Let me say at the outset that I believe my decision to boycott Donald Trump’s state visit was absolutely the right one to take…”
“I’m sure that the President was mortified by your absence, but let me repeat my question. Can a woman have a penis?”
“Well, the vast majority of people identify with the same gender that they had at birth. But some do not”
“So can a woman have a penis then?”
“For over twenty years, we’ve had a gender recognition act which says that people who want to change their gender can do so”
“But can a woman have a penis though? Yes or no”
“I go back to what the law says, and that we accept the ruling of the High Court on this matter”
“Hang on; you say that you accept the High Court’s ruling, which basically says that a man is a man and a woman is a woman. So that must mean that a woman CAN’T have a dick. Does that mean your party’s gender self-identity policy is out of the door then?”
“Yes. Er, no. Er… *splutter* what I’m saying is *cough* that the vast majority of people identify with same gender they had at birth…”
“Okay; let me see if I’ve got this straight. You accept what the law says, but you still think some women can have a cock. Let me tell you what MY opinion is, Sir Ed. I think you know that the notion of a cock in a frock is ludicrous, but you’re scared to come right out and say ‘no, a woman can’t have a penis’ because you don’t want to damage your credentials with the ‘caring, sharing’ left. So you just prevaricate”
“I just want to say that I fiercely oppose all the vileness that Trump stands for…”
“Yes of course you do. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Dear me, a straight forward answer from a politician?
I have a bag of rocking horse shit for sale, if anyone is interested?
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Ed Davey, a terminal cunt.
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It’s one of life’s great mysteries how millions of (one assumes) sane, rational people can vote for this clowning bellend.
I defy anyone to watch this abomination all the way through:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dnoVc5sv9o&list=RD4dnoVc5sv9o&start_radio=1
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You’re right GT, I couldn’t even watch it with the sound off.
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Bucket!!
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I had tears in my eyes, Geordie.
If I may just quote from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, where the character Tiny Tim blesses his family and everyone by saying, “A Merry Christmas to us all, God bless us!” and Tiny Tim himself added, “God bless us, every mong!”
🎄
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Sticking to the Dickensian theme Sam, Eddy the Clown comes across like Fagin in that musical extravaganza, exploiting children for his own gain.
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Fuck me sideways, I hate Xmas with a passion enough already.
Where are the Xmas market rally team when you need them.
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I am amazed that anyfucker would vote for this fucking buffoon.
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Fuck me.
That cunt that does the quiz Pointless has put on the weight.
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“But can a woman have a penis though? Yes or no”
Well my wife had one on Sunday, Monday she wasn’t interested, who knows what tonight’s outcome will be?
it’s always yes or no, sometimes its yes but don’t come up my arse🙄
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A blithering idiot whose sole policy heading towards the next election is to slag off Nigel Farage.
You have to wonder at the sanity of the rest of the party that elected this nincompoop as leader.
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I rarely listen to their twaddle, fucking Labour is bad enough.
I just sit at home looking out the window at the wasteland of humanity wandering around like tumble weed seething inside that I am financing their existence and trying to understand it.
Initially I thought it was to keep social service’s and the Police gainfully employed, but they do fuck all.
So it must be the NHS with their fucked up drug and dietary habits.
Or maybe a way to boost the economy as I replace all the stuff they have stolen or broken.
Gone are the days of standing in a bunker shooting at any cunt that sticks their head up 😢
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Thank god its not just me who looks at my fellow human beings and thinks “What is the actual fucking point of you”?
Just to be clear, the reason you’re financing a bunch of lackwit cretins in the public sector is because Gordon Brown raided private pension profits to the tune of 75% (ongoing) to prop up overly generous public sector pensions for useless cunts…Who vote Labour every fucking time. Like the bovine cunts they are.
Not to forget of course that the public sector produce nothing and suckle at the teat of the private sector, while simultaneously devising new ways to shaft the private sector.
You really couldn’t make this shit up.
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I do know that this dick head is a cunt.
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It’s a pity that Ed Davey acts such a prized prat in the political spotlight.
Like me, his son is severely autistic and I have seen a documentary with them both and he is a really caring and great father to his son. He is a real credit to him.
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I agree with your sentiment Paul. Usually it is a politician behaving like a dick in his private life, with Davey it seems to be the other way about. My only concern.is how he behaves in his public / political sphere, and on that he certainly does not get a “free pass” from me. (or from some Royal Mail postmasters I suspect ).
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I agree with you 100%, Triton. He gets no free pass from me either. He is a prized wanker in his political life.
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He boycotted state banquet when Trump was here. Trump didn’t even know who he was..🤡
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If he had been there, The Donald would have handed him his coat.
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And his arse too, probably.
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‘Mr President, we have a situation. Sir Ed Davey has declined the King’s invitation to attend the banquet’.
‘Who? Never heard of the cunt’.
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If you had to define what a knob is, it’s easy, two words Ed Davey
Shame he can’t say a woman can’t have one.
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That’s the thing Sick.
He KNOWS a woman can’t have a cock. He just shits his pants at the thought of saying it, in case the idealogues and loonies get on his case and start calling him transphobic. Not good for the image he wants to promote.
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The trans mob know a woman can’t have a cock but they want everyone else to think they can, the likes of Ed can’t fucking see through it.
All he has to say is a biological woman can’t have a penis and he covers his arse rather that squirming over the trans ideology, therefore he is a knob.
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O/T, does this cunt make the laws now in GB..
BBC News – Stephen Lawrence murderer must name other killers, father says
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c89djd0yn1wo
Plus, would he apply the same rules to all the stabbing pavement 🦍 wandering around londonstabistan…Prick..!
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The cunt should start with his own people, and force the Notting Hill shit to identify the stabby cunts there.
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Why do the BBC refer to Stephen Lawrence’s dad as Dr Neville Lawrence? His degrees are honorary ones from dubious ex polytechnics. Fuck me, Jeremy Clarkson has two but he is never referred to as Dr Clarkson.
BTW , Ron this nomination is your best yet and you’ve given us some absolute gems. Well Done!
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He should complain about the title sir in front of his name… it’s missing something and I can’t put my finger on it 🤔….
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The only reason any of the soft cunts “hum & haw” about this non issue is that they are afraid of either the usual “social media backlash” or perhaps being murdered by one of the mentally deranged freaķs they so readily seek to appease.
Quite laughable,another great shout from Mr Knee.
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Thanks Unk.
Regulars on here will know that I try to post some noms which can offer a bit of light-hearted amusement occasionally, as opposed to going for outright cunts all the time.
When I saw the interview with Morgan, my immediate thought was ‘IsAC!’. Davey is an absolute figure of fun, a buffoon. I find it impossible to take him seriously, which is probably a mistake on my part, as politically, he’s a hypocritical cunt imo (‘Sub post office miscarriage of justice scandal? Er, nothing to do with me guv…’).
Morning all.
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I must admit ed has some competition now with the tit-notist zack polanski, also know as david Paulden..
He is proper batshit crazy. With a pàķi goblin deputy..
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Polanski is the new Tommy Robinson, ‘whose real name is…’
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Stephen John Paul Ringo George lennon.
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Real name Stephen Yakety Sax Crosby Stills Nash Young Stock Aitken Waterman Curly Larry Mo Yoko Fucking Ono Lennon . Who is, of course, a right wing islamafearist activist,
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Apologies to Ron`s righteous cunting for veering O/T, but I`m assuming that no-one had the Mills & Boon `author` Gilly (dogs are great) Cooper in the Race To Heaven?
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Sometimes a lighthearted movie quote is used by obfuscators to not answer a direct question.
If Ed was a bit more cultured like what I am, he might have been able to throw out a quote Ted from Ted 2 to defuse the tension …
“There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny ; … only guys with tits!”
And then say ‘thank you’ no more questions and walk off like an ignorant cunt, starmer style ….
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👍😁
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Tapped in the Ed Davey.
More a its a knockout contestant than a professional politician.
This tub of shite is at his happiest bungee jumping in front of the media.
He has no policies, just blandness and dithering.
Lib dummy.
The party of beige.
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Ay up fellow taxpayers..🤬🤬🤬
BBC News – Asylum hotel provider makes £180m profit despite claims of inedible food and rationed loo paper – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce9r5m74de8o
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I like the fact the food is shit and why would they need loo paper, I doubt they had any in the Calais camps, we are paying through the nose for it, if it were laced with arsenic I might approve 👍
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I’ve nominated the cunts.
Fuck them.
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Plod have arrested a man suspected of the arson attack on a mosque in Kettering.
The angry, white middle-aged man (courtesy Gary Neville) is called Arif Ali Rafik.
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Ed Davey seems like he would happier playing a It’s a Knockout style gameshow or on Timmy Mallett’s Wacaday but I’m guessing they don’t pay as well.
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Just a thought…
Two years on since the October 7th attacks, after which Palestinians en masse went out and celebrated their atrocities. Not out celebrating so much these days, eh?
Yer cunts.
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I saw a before and after shot of central Gaza City yesterday. Before it was an attractive wide treelined boulevard bustling with shoppers and traders in the sun. Then the IDF came knocking. I like what they’ve done with the place. Minimalist.
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Let’s hope the IDF firm pay Gary Neville a visit.
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Shame the IDF don’t visit BRADISTAN.
Londonstabistan
Etc.
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Muslim = Dust, rubble, rubbish and flies.
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Said it before but I’ll say it again.
The days of the Jewish people meekly accepting whatever fate some cunt decrees for them are over.
Pick a fight with Israel and you can kiss your arse goodbye.
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I think I can settle this, although on my estimation its about 30 years too late.
if any women would like a penis, I am available, it will be up too the recipient to provide accommodation and suitable quantities of alcohol depending on chassis work condition.
so there you go ed, they can I have just volunteered mine out
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Old “ed” banger IS a penis
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Ed Davey is a mega cunt.
Appeals to self loathing wish the Germans had won the war types.
Fuck him.
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Being a lib dem voter is a bit like being a adult bedwetter.
You pity them but despise them all the same,
And dont want to be sat next to one.
They are a right bunch of stiffs.
Sort who iron their underpants
And drive leccy cars.
Wear hush puppies and lemon jumpers.
Twats basically.
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Indeed mis, but have you seen the Green Party lately. Jeez, they want to make Landlords illegal, and their number two appears to be a terrorist sympathiser!
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Yeah hes called Mothball Ali.
Passionate about Gazza or something?
Saw him on telly in his jimjams all excited and shouting.
Knobhead.
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Ps
Everytime Ed Davey does a publicity stunt,
Bungee jumping or whatever i hope it goes wrong,
Leaving him paralysed.
I know this is shameful and makes me a bad person,
But its true.
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Leave him paralysed from the neck down
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I have a theory that Ed isn’t quite the clueless cretin we may think he is.
Why can’t he act more seriously and come up with some radical policies for the economy, health, welfare and our broken society? People ask.
Then again, considering the Lib Dem’s should have been consigned to history after Clegg sold his party and supporters down the river in 2010, but people are daft enough to vote for them regardless, why should he bother?
That said, he could do absolutely fuck all, never show up in parliament, never give an interview or anything else, and they’ll probably still get roughly the same amount of votes as before.
I reckon he realises there’s no point in really trying, so long as he does just enough to protect his own seat.
He’s a cunt alright. They all are. But anyone who votes for his shower of shit is a bigger cunt by far.
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Aside from Ed’s cringing publicity stunts he also has a habit of roping his disabled son into his party political broadcasts (I caught one accidently the other day) I dunno what is wrong with his son and whether or not he knows what day of the week it is and that he is being used by his dad as a prop? Shitty behaviour anyway. I know nothing of Farage’s kids or wife or even Starmer for that matter apart from his Mrs penchant for freeloading clothes of course.
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And Ukrainian rent boys
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I imagine Rodney’s step kids are trans, or cunts or both.
Fat Ed is a dribbling imbecile, hopefully the cunt will go under a post office van.
Or get a first class stamping off an irate postmaster.
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LL@
Some might say Ed uses his autistic son as a ‘prop’
Like Roy Castles trumpet
Or Rod Hulls Emu or Bobby Balls braces
Rock on Tommy!
Some might say.
Not me.
Its uncharitable and I always give people the benefit of the doubt.
😁
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Ps
He should drop his kid and start tapdancing!
No one wants to hear about his kid but everyone loves a tapdancing fat idiot.
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Time a psychotic postmaster sorted the fucking clown out.
Total cunt.
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